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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


    I tried to answer as best I could but I still ended up in purgatory:
    Your fate has been decided....

    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

    Purgatory

    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
    There doesn't seem to be a result for 'go straight to Heaven'.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22938
      #2
      Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

      Purgatory? That's Papist.

      The pope has infested your computer with demons that will attack your soul! Nobar, get yourself to a Pastor as soon as possible!
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

          Well, I didn't realize that it was going to be a Papist poll when I was taking it. I guess I was deceived.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

              I took the test and did the same, Brother Nobar.

              It certainly is not a very Godly test, some of the questions are absurd to ask a True Christian™! I was surprised it did not ask how many times a week I went to church. Salad bar Christians think going only on Sunday is enough.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Jewell
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 8
                  #5
                  Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

                  I tried to answer as best I could but I still ended up in purgatory:

                  There doesn't seem to be a result for 'go straight to Heaven'.
                  It tells which level of Hell you would be sent to, so I doubt Heaven would be one of the results, although I guess purgatory would be close enough in a computer quiz since it's (supposedly) not even in 'Hell' itself. But, it was still pretty interesting.
                  ACTS 2:17 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:
                  18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy:

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197
                      #6
                      Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

                      You think Catholicism is interesting? Why don't you just sell your soul to Satan now, it will be faster!

                      GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!

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                        • Jewell
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 8
                          #7
                          Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          You think Catholicism is interesting? Why don't you just sell your soul to Satan now, it will be faster!

                          GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!
                          I wasn't talking about Catholicism, I was talking about the quiz. Although I can see where the misunderstanding came from in my post.
                          ACTS 2:17 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:
                          18 And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy:

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                            • Meek and Humble
                              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                              Biblical Black Belt
                              Jr. Pastor
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 6197
                              #8
                              Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

                              I hope you repent to Jesus for your grave sins, missy!

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                                • HTannor
                                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 2612
                                  #9
                                  Re: Fun Quiz: Which level of hell?

                                  I was shocked to find myself in purgatory.





                                  I think it was the masturbation question that tripped me up.
                                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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