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  • Brother Quest
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 78

    #1

    Thank you Landover Baptist Church

    I Would just like to thank the church for erasing the Under Investigation from my title. I still have the unsaved trash Under my name, Even tho I was saved in 1969 at vacation Bible school at the boyscout camp... Thanks for the vote of confidence.
    "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

    Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
    I Would just like to thank the church for erasing the Under Investigation from my title. I still have the unsaved trash Under my name, Even tho I was saved in 1969 at vacation Bible school at the boyscout camp... Thanks for the vote of confidence.
    Although I wasn't the one who did it, I would have if I could have. (I'm just a woman, and so don't have the supernatural powers the Pastors here have.)

    You sound like a Godly Man, Brother, and I wish you a warm welcome into our warm Church boosom

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22856

      #3
      Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

      Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
      [...]Even tho I was saved in 1969 at vacation Bible school at the boyscout camp...
      It may be me but the thought of being saved at a boyscout camp sort of makes me think of what Catlick Priests do best... and not in a good way.

      At the moment, I'd forget the idea that you've been saved.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Brother Quest
        Forum Member
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        • Dec 2009
        • 78

        #4
        Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

        Thank you SUV.. I probally should stay away from warm boosoms right now. The Mrs. is of the jealous sort. (pm me later)..

        Brother Bathfire.. The only shinanagins that went on down there was the snipe hunt. Altho I didn't see any, the stroll thru the woods at night was nice..
        "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

          The initial investigation usually doesn't last that long.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Brother Quest
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 78

            #6
            Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            The initial investigation usually doesn't last that long.
            Does that mean there will be a follow up investigation... kinda like periodic drug screening???
            "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22856

              #7
              Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

              Look on it as constant safety monitoring, 24/7, for the slightest hint of backsliding.


              PS The DoF reports that you have a copy of NIV on the 3rd shelf in your bedroom, 9th book along - you'd do as well to remove it and give it to some heathen.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Brother Quest
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 78

                #8
                Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Look on it as constant safety monitoring, 24/7, for the slightest hint of backsliding.


                PS The DoF reports that you have a copy of NIV on the 3rd shelf in your bedroom, 9th book along - you'd do as well to remove it and give it to some heathen.

                Thank you Brother Bathfire.. It would seem that with my extensive book collection and library that I may have missed that one..
                I do have a heathen meskin living in the steel container box , left by the power company a few years back down the road tad... That will be glad to have it...
                "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790

                  #9
                  Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

                  Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
                  Thanks for the vote of confidence.
                  I was personally very moved by your calling on us all to pray for little Baby Josie Duggar.

                  The people somehow outraged by an employed, Christian couple such as the Dugars having 19 children are the exact same people who want government interfering so much in our lives these days.

                  It's as if snuffing out babies' lives in the death clinics isn't enough to satiate their rampant blood lust. Now they want to stop God's children from even being conceived.

                  .
                  Attached Files

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                  • CommieJooMuslimHater
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 7

                    #10
                    Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

                    Originally posted by Brother Quest View Post
                    Does that mean there will be a follow up investigation... kinda like periodic drug screening???
                    Why would you be afraid of drug testing? Are you a commie "hippie"?

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                    • Brother Quest
                      Forum Member
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 78

                      #11
                      Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

                      Originally posted by CommieJooMuslimHater View Post
                      Why would you be afraid of drug testing? Are you a commie "hippie"?
                      Oh my.. Can we get a clean up on isle 5 here... The heathens are up late tonight...
                      "And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth His glory; and His disciples believed on Him" (John 2:10-11 KJV)

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                      • CommieJooMuslimHater
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Thank you Landover Baptist Church

                        Are you a retard too? It's "aisle", not "isle".

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