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  • fourtwenty
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2010
    • 4
    #61
    Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

    Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
    REPENT YOU DEMON WHORE!

    For the OP: You need to check and see if her virginal parts are still in tact ASAP!

    Keep her in the basement in a prayer closet or a makeshift plywood pillary and cane the demon out of her.


    My eldest being corrected.

    Isn't this somewhat illegal?

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      • Caboose
        Unsaved trash
        • Feb 2010
        • 56
        #62
        Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

        Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
        Keep her in the basement in a prayer closet or a makeshift plywood pillary and cane the demon out of her.


        My eldest being corrected.
        ... that looks quite kinky...

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          • fourtwenty
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2010
            • 4
            #63
            Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

            Originally posted by Caboose View Post
            ... that looks quite kinky...
            HAHA

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373
                #64
                Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

                Originally posted by Caboose View Post
                ... that looks quite kinky...
                Your mind has clearly been poisoned by satan. It's time for you to start praying to our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ. You won't like the alternative .
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Caboose
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 56
                    #65
                    Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Your mind has clearly been poisoned by satan. It's time for you to start praying to our LORD and Savior Jesus Christ. You won't like the alternative .
                    i thought we came to the conclusion that i was condemned to the depths of hell already... apparently at 250mph freefall into hell... however the laws of physics deny me to fall at 250mph, 200mph if i aim head first or between 90-140mph if i spread myself out... <3 Terminal Velocity <3

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453
                        #66
                        Re: Problems with my daughter...I need advice.

                        Originally posted by Caboose View Post
                        i thought we came to the conclusion that i was condemned to the depths of hell already... apparently at 250mph freefall into hell... however the laws of physics deny me to fall at 250mph, 200mph if i aim head first or between 90-140mph if i spread myself out... <3 Terminal Velocity <3
                        Wrong again. You simply amaze me
                        "Competition speed skydivers fly in the head down position reaching even higher speeds. The current world record is 614 mph (988 km/h) by Joseph Kittinger, set at high altitude where the lesser density of the atmosphere decreased drag."

                        Not only is what little information you know incorrect, and I have been holding off on this, your spelling, sentence structure and grammar are atrocious. Certainly not what I would expect from a real university student. More in line with a ditch digger.
                        Please, check your facts instead of making assumptions that only serve to make you look foolish. Respect is earned and can be spent. I think you are down to your last $.02
                        Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-05-2010, 06:03 PM. Reason: Mercy Me! I forgot a period.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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