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While in general, actions words and deeds that cause offense to the vile Papists are blessings in the eyes of Landover, one must be careful in waging Gods Holy Fight against the unGodly® Roman Catholic Church.
While we might cheer and welcome those excommunicated by the foul Catholic horde, be mindful, that some causes of excommunication are in fact atrocious sins, and Landover cannot condone such actions despite the hindrance to the Catholic cause they might effect.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for physical attack on the Pope, and while we acknowledge adherence to secular law prohibiting a spontaneous attack upon the Pope's person, this is in no way to be construed as a denial of your right to self defense should you find yourself being attacked by the Pope, particularly in regards to sodomy.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for procuring an abortion. We support efforts to ban abortion too, but in the (unlikely) event a young girl was impregnated by the Pope, Cardinal or bishop, in an attempt to spawn a demon or other Satanic spew, I am regarding an abortion in this case to be rather more of a blessing.
*Catholics can be excommunicated for violating the sacred species. This refers to shenanigans with communion materials, but as Catholics misinterpret Communion totally in regards to Biblical Truth, they are all guilty of this. Any Seekers approaching Landover with a Catholic background must renounce the abomination of Catholic Communion.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for apostasy, heresy, or schism. Well, this is, so to speak, the money shot. Catholic beliefs are so far removed from actual Christianity, that their defining adherence to 100% Biblical Truth as 'apostasy' is indeed laughable. This is in fact a Blessing, and is precisely what Pastor Ezekiel is referring to when he refers to persecution of Landoverianism as persecution.
* Catholics can also be excommunicated for consecrating a Bishop without authorization, but this is another funny one, as a Bishop consecrated WITH authorization from the Catholic Church will nevertheless burn in Hell unless he repents and comes to Landover.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for absolving an accomplice in a sexual sin. Well, considering the majority of sexual sins amongst the Catholics is priests buggering little boys, this one is just ridiculous. Do the priests waste much time absolving each others sins for this ? It seems unlikely, as that would take away too much time for buggering!!
So, while Landover welcomes Catholics ready to renounce their false religion, and (generally) views excommunication as a Blessing, be mindful that some acts that result in excommunication are in fact things with which Landover will have to pray mightily over to secure your Salvation©.
YIC,
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While we might cheer and welcome those excommunicated by the foul Catholic horde, be mindful, that some causes of excommunication are in fact atrocious sins, and Landover cannot condone such actions despite the hindrance to the Catholic cause they might effect.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for physical attack on the Pope, and while we acknowledge adherence to secular law prohibiting a spontaneous attack upon the Pope's person, this is in no way to be construed as a denial of your right to self defense should you find yourself being attacked by the Pope, particularly in regards to sodomy.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for procuring an abortion. We support efforts to ban abortion too, but in the (unlikely) event a young girl was impregnated by the Pope, Cardinal or bishop, in an attempt to spawn a demon or other Satanic spew, I am regarding an abortion in this case to be rather more of a blessing.
*Catholics can be excommunicated for violating the sacred species. This refers to shenanigans with communion materials, but as Catholics misinterpret Communion totally in regards to Biblical Truth, they are all guilty of this. Any Seekers approaching Landover with a Catholic background must renounce the abomination of Catholic Communion.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for apostasy, heresy, or schism. Well, this is, so to speak, the money shot. Catholic beliefs are so far removed from actual Christianity, that their defining adherence to 100% Biblical Truth as 'apostasy' is indeed laughable. This is in fact a Blessing, and is precisely what Pastor Ezekiel is referring to when he refers to persecution of Landoverianism as persecution.
* Catholics can also be excommunicated for consecrating a Bishop without authorization, but this is another funny one, as a Bishop consecrated WITH authorization from the Catholic Church will nevertheless burn in Hell unless he repents and comes to Landover.
* Catholics can be excommunicated for absolving an accomplice in a sexual sin. Well, considering the majority of sexual sins amongst the Catholics is priests buggering little boys, this one is just ridiculous. Do the priests waste much time absolving each others sins for this ? It seems unlikely, as that would take away too much time for buggering!!
So, while Landover welcomes Catholics ready to renounce their false religion, and (generally) views excommunication as a Blessing, be mindful that some acts that result in excommunication are in fact things with which Landover will have to pray mightily over to secure your Salvation©.
YIC,
Reb
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