[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

Of course, I am upset about being called stupid by Ms. Von Hellboinker, but she has a good point that I'd like to expand on . . . we do have our own website, and it happens to be http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search the number 2 hit on google when you search for Baptist Church. By the way, American Baptist Churches, USA is temporarily in the #1 postion, but as soon as Satan is defeated, it will fade into the dust bunny laden back hall of seldom noticed second page hits on Google - Praise Jesus!

Interestingly enough, if you look at Google's 'Pagerank(TM)' you will see that Landover Baptist is rated 7/10 while the ABC site is rated only 6/10. It is obvious that we were shunted out of first place improperly and we pray the error will soon be discovered by Google and corrected.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Is Landover real?

Well what do you know? I got your photograph!

Jesus wins every time, witch.

Are you saying I look like GWB???

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

Are you saying I look like GWB???

You must admit the resemblance is, well.......

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Is Landover real?

Pastor Al!!!!!
Either you need new glasses or Ching Lee has put something in your cooking but sweet merciful crawdads...........GWB!!!!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

Pastor Al!!!!!
Either you need new glasses or Ching Lee has put something in your cooking but sweet merciful crawdads...........GWB!!!!!!

You just cannot be pleased CAN YOU?!?!?! When I compared your looks to the gorgeous Farrah Fawcett you weren't happy.

Comparisons to the iconic and GODLY President don't make you quiver.


And I don't sppose you are even interested in emulating the First Lady of American diplomacy.



What else is left?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Is Landover real?

Hey, calm down...It was just a simple question.
I have faith in Bush's nose, so Landover must be real too.
Where is Landover. Some posts here suggest you all live in a place called Freehold, which can only be found on your site, so...

Lookit, pal. If you did even the simplest research, you couldn't help but find our address.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/planofsalvation.html

True, it is no longer on Mapquest because of terrorist threats, but we are a living, breathing entity just like JESUS.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Is Landover real?

You just cannot be pleased CAN YOU?!?!?! When I compared your looks to the gorgeous Farrah Fawcett you weren't happy.

Comparisons to the iconic and GODLY President don't make you quiver.


And I don't suppose you are even interested in emulating the First Lady of American diplomacy.



What else is left?

Oh such choices. How could I ever decide?