[Brother Temperance]

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And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. - Matthew 3:17

And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 16:16-17

While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them, Saying, What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The son of David. He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool? If David then call him Lord, how is he his son? And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions. - Matthew 22:41-46

But Jesus held his peace, And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God. Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven. - Matthew 26:60-64 (He was talkin' about they scriptures, which had confirmded that He be the Son of God.)

And thass just from the Gospel of Matthew. If you wants me to post the scriptures from the other gospels where He confirm that He be the Son of God, I be mo' than happy to. I don't think thatchoo wantsa make yoself look mo' ignant than you already has, though. Insteada just talkin' outcho behind about stuff you don't even know, maybe you should READ the Bible(KJV1611) and come to Him befo'e it be too late.

Yes, but those are just quotes from God's Word - surely we can all agree that a retarded 14-year-old athiest dragon witch is a far more reliable source?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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This topic has been most unlulz. It is of great shame to the fantastic internets.

Jeedai, you should know by now that there is a definitive answer to everything when LBC is concerned. These little tips should make it easier for you.

• When you ask a question, the answer is always "Cuz God said so".
• When you question the teachings, the response is "How dare you!"
• When you ask why God does something, you shall hear "All of these 'Why, Why, Why' questions. READ THE KJV1611, FOOL!"

There. I have summed Landover Baptist up in a nutshell for you.

[Bobby-Joe]

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This topic has been most unlulz. It is of great shame to the fantastic internets.

Jeedai, you should know by now that there is a definitive answer to everything when LBC is concerned. These little tips should make it easier for you.

• When you ask a question, the answer is always "Cuz God said so".
• When you question the teachings, the response is "How dare you!"
• When you ask why God does something, you shall hear "All of these 'Why, Why, Why' questions. READ THE KJV1611, FOOL!"

There. I have summed Landover Baptist up in a nutshell for you.

Have you read any of Jedi Master's posts? Do you really think he is capable of relating to anything not in Star Wars terms?

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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Yes, but those are just quotes from God's Word - surely we can all agree that a retarded 14-year-old athiest dragon witch is a far more reliable source?

*gasp* you agree with me!..finally.... YAY!!... Come to the Pagan side... you know you wanna.

oh and there is no WAY that I am retarded. in fact I am a whole lot smarter than you will ever be. (can you truthfully claim that you were 2 grades ahead in school? I'm supposed to be in Grade 10 but I am taking Grade 12 classes. )

And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased. - Matthew 3:17

And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 16:16-17

While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them, Saying, What think ye of Christ? whose son is he? They say unto him, The son of David. He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying, The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool? If David then call him Lord, how is he his son? And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions. - Matthew 22:41-46

But Jesus held his peace, And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God. Jesus saith unto him, Thou hast said: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven. - Matthew 26:60-64 (He was talkin' about they scriptures, which had confirmded that He be the Son of God.)

See, I knew you could do it. You can spell things properly. At least when you quote some other guy....

And thass just from the Gospel of Matthew. If you wants me to post the scriptures from the other gospels where He confirm that He be the Son of God, I be mo' than happy to. I don't think thatchoo wantsa make yoself look mo' ignant than you already has, though. Insteada just talkin' outcho what does 'outcho' mean?? behind about stuff you don't even know, maybe you should READ the Bible(KJV1611) and come to Him befo'e it be too late.

1st, I can't speak Leet, so don't talk in it (kjv1611 --> ???)
2nd, wasn't the bible written AFTER Jebsus's death?

aww....what happened to all the correctly spelt words? it is called SPELL CHECK!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

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*gasp* you agree with me!..finally.... YAY!!... Come to the Pagan side... you know you wanna.

Ms. Mongoloid Atheist Dragon Witch, you claimed that Jesus never claimed to be the son of God. Sista Lateefah presented you with several quotes from Jesus proving that He did. What is your evidence to the contrary?

1st, I can't speak Leet, so don't talk in it (kjv1611 --> ???)

King James Version 1611. Do you know how to use google, little girl?

2nd, wasn't the bible written AFTER Jebsus's death?

I can't read mongoloid, so don't write in it. If, by "Jebsus", you mean Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, then yes it was. Since it contains several descriptions of His death, it'd be quite suspicious if it'd happened any other way. He said He was the Son of God, then some other people wrote His words down. What is so difficult to understand about that?

[SalvationSeeker]

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oh and there is no WAY that I am retarded. in fact I am a whole lot smarter than you will ever be. (can you truthfully claim that you were 2 grades ahead in school? I'm supposed to be in Grade 10 but I am taking Grade 12 classes. )

Only FOOLS or/and LIARS brags and refuse to forfeit a hopelessly lost argument like you do now.
And being two grades ahead in a SECULAR, PUBLIC school.. that's hardly an acheivement nowadays.


As for the fact that the Bible (well, parts of it, the NT) is written after Jesus (temporary) death and ressurection:
Does that somehow "prove" that it doesn't contain Jesus words? If you think so, then please explain how. And by using logic thank you!
If you think the Bible doesn't contain His words, then what would contain them then, fool? Your own fantasies?
Without a reliable source (the Bible is the ONLY source here) how would you ever know if He ever claimed to be the Son of God or not?

Obviously, you cannot even avoid making two contradictonary arguments.. So yeah, you must be REAL smart.
And really, if you truly had any brains at all: you'd have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour by now, as anything else is moronic.


So stop wasting our time, harlot. And get over yourself. You're not special:
Just another dumb sinner with an inflated ego, who will spend eternity in the lake of fire.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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Ms. Mongoloid Atheist Dragon Witch, you claimed that Jesus never claimed to be the son of God. Sista Lateefah presented you with several quotes from Jesus proving that He did. What is your evidence to the contrary?


King James Version 1611. Do you know how to use google, little girl?

I can't read mongoloid, so don't write in it. If, by "Jebsus", sorry, typo. you mean Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, then yes it was Duh...what else could it be?. Since it contains several descriptions of His death, it'd be quite suspicious if it'd happened any other way. He said He was the Son of God, then some other people wrote His words down. What is so difficult to understand about that?

Only FOOLS or/and LIARS brags and refuse to forfeit a hopelessly lost argument like you do now.
And being two grades ahead in a SECULAR, PUBLIC school.. that's hardly an acheivement nowadays.
Says the person who failed elementary school. **

As for the fact that the Bible (well, parts of it, the NT) is written after Jesus (temporary) death and ressurection:
Does that somehow "prove" that it doesn't contain Jesus words? If you think so, then please explain how. And by using logic thank you!
If you think the Bible doesn't contain His words, then what would contain them then, fool? Your own fantasies? Trust me , he is no where NEAR my fantasies Jonny Depp... Orlando Bloom...mmm.....
Without a reliable source (the Bible is the ONLY source here) Says who? and don't say 'god' (try to come up with an original argument) how would you ever know if He ever claimed to be the Son of God or not? BECAUSE 'genius' <-- *spelling?* I did my research (I have a life and I suggest that you get one as well.)

Obviously, you cannot even avoid making two contradictonary arguments.. So yeah, you must be REAL smart. Thanks, I know **
And really, if you truly had any brains at all: you'd have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour by now, as anything else is moronic. ....then I guess i'm a really smart moron. **


So stop wasting our time, harlot. And get over yourself. You're not special:...yes I am...**
Just another dumb sinner with an inflated ego, who will spend eternity in the lake of fire.

OMFG....you are like my mother!!!!! LOL when ever she has no LOGICAL reply to something I say. she says "Because I said so". you say, "Because the Bible says so". LOL.


Anyway, I would rather go to Hell than spend the afterlife with you Loosers. (mods, you know i'm just kidding.....you guys are all right.)

[Sista Lateefah]

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....then I guess i'm a really smart moron. **

Lessee, you din't know what/where Des Moines was, you din't know what Tourette's syndrome be, and you had claimed that the Lord din't never claim to be the Son of God. Yeah, you's smart alright.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Says the person who failed elementary school. **

Uh-huh, sure I did kiddo.
Very mature of you I must say..
Really, how old are you?

Says who? and don't say 'god' (try to come up with an original argument)

EVERYONE who knows anything about this will tell you so! Most likely your "teacher" at school too, go ask him/her in what sources Jesus is mentioned.
Otuside of the Bible, in old times, Jesus is not mentioned anywhere except Testimonium Flavius, and that doesn't contain any of Jesus words..
But it does say (for instance) that He performed miracles.

Maybe you ought to actually study this instead of pulling things out of your behind hmm?

BECAUSE 'genius' <-- *spelling?* I did my research

Oh I see.. And where did you find the material for your "research"? A silver ravenfluff book? Some random site on the internet?
What is your source? Do you even have one?
Put up or shut up, mongoloid.

(I have a life and I suggest that you get one as well.)

Yep, I'm sure you must have a very fullfilling life there, being all grown up, 14years old and everything! I'm sure you've seen it all, and know it all!

OMFG....you are like my mother!!!!! LOL when ever she has no LOGICAL reply to something I say. she says "Because I said so". you say, "Because the Bible says so". LOL.

Allright, this really takes the cake..
Go ahead and read everything we said to you, we're the ones being logical here:
While you go on about how much you want to fornicate with Johhny Depp and throw juvenile "insults" around..
You got some very convincing arguments there and I'm sure everyone reading is swayed by the mental prowess you display.

[GothicDragon (Quarantined)]

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Uh-huh, sure I did kiddo.
Very mature of you I must say..
Really, how old are you? 14 in grade 12



EVERYONE who knows anything about this will tell you so! Most likely your "teacher" at school too, go ask him/her in what sources Jesus is mentioned.
Otuside of the Bible, in old times, Jesus is not mentioned anywhere except Testimonium Flavius, and that doesn't contain any of Jesus words..
But it does say (for instance) that He performed miracles.

Maybe you ought to actually study this instead of pulling things out of your behind hmm?



Oh I see.. And where did you find the material for your "research"? A silver ravenfluff book?...wow, I actually agree with you, Ravenwolf is really fluffy. Farrar and Gavin Bone or Scott Cunningham are really much better than her...Some random site on the internet?
What is your source? Do you even have one?
Put up or shut up, mongoloid.

Yep, I'm sure you must have a very fullfilling life there, being all grown up, 14years old and everything! I'm sure you've seen it all, and know it all!
...no I don't know everything, I just know that all the 'TC's' must have a REALLY lame life, condemming everyone for everything....and I also know that if I ever become a 'TC'....Please slap some sense into me...


Allright, this really takes the cake..
Go ahead and read everything we said to you, we're the ones being logical here:
While you go on about how much you want to fornicate with Johhny Depp and throw juvenile "insults" around..
You got some very convincing arguments there and I'm sure everyone reading is swayed by the mental prowess you display.

you guys might want to check this website out.: http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ luck.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Anyway, I would rather go to Hell than spend the afterlife with you Loosers. (mods, you know i'm just kidding.....you guys are all right.)

*opens mouth to consider warning against jokes, but notices quarantine has been placed on GothicDragon, and shuts mouth, but not before sighing*

We "unsaved" people are becoming an extinct species around here. Not surprising though. Most of them who come here are all "OMFG! U R LOOSERS! I R GET U BANNED FRUM TEH NET! F*** U ALL!". *sigh... Noobs and trolls are a sad little species.

[SalvationSeeker]

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We "unsaved" people are becoming an extinct species around here. Not surprising though. Most of them who come here are all "OMFG! U R LOOSERS! I R GET U BANNED FRUM TEH NET! F*** U ALL!". *sigh... Noobs and trolls are a sad little species.

Indeed, and what does that say?
While we True Christians are sensible, and gladly debate all of our doctrines:
You Unsaved scream obscenities, hurl insults, post pornography, and generally act juvenile & stupid.

When you let satan rule your life, that's how you end up.

[Brother Temperance]

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Says who? and don't say 'god' (try to come up with an original argument)

Says common sense. If you think there's a source of contemporary information about the life of Jesus other than the Bible, what is it?

BECAUSE I did my research

Oh I see.. And where did you find the material for your "research"? A silver ravenfluff book? Some random site on the internet?
What is your source? Do you even have one?

Hmm, I can't seem to help noticing that she seems to have gone a bit quiet on this point.

OMFG....you are like my mother!

You take that back! The Godly Brother SS has never once sold his body to a drunken negro in exchange for a rock of crack!

[Bobby-Joe]

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*opens mouth to consider warning against jokes, but notices quarantine has been placed on GothicDragon, and shuts mouth, but not before sighing*

We "unsaved" people are becoming an extinct species around here. Not surprising though. Most of them who come here are all "OMFG! U R LOOSERS! I R GET U BANNED FRUM TEH NET! F*** U ALL!". *sigh... Noobs and trolls are a sad little species.

A sad but correct point. We do try to be tolerant to get Christ's message out but dribble like that is just too disruptive. Not that Jabah Master's ramblings about Star Wars are much better.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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A sad but correct point. We do try to be tolerant to get Christ's message out but dribble like that is just too disruptive. Not that Jabah Master's ramblings about Star Wars are much better.

Sadly, it's the same all around the internet, wherever you look. A simple fact of the internet is that if the site is popular, and people can post on it, it will inevitably get spammed. Of course, religious sites (or quasi-religious sites) are high on the priority list for these poor kids with nothing better to do with their time than threaten people over the internet.