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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271

    #1

    God strikes down errant Pastor

    Lords Power Shocks Bill.

    A 50-year-old pastor from a church here in San Antonio was killed Tuesday afternoon after he was hit by a bolt of lightning while hiking with his two teenage sons, authorities told News 4 WOAI.



    The man and his two sons were hiking in the Lost Maples State Natural Area near Vanderpool close to 1:30 p.m. Tuesday. It started raining and the family went to seek cover under a cedar tree, Bandera County Sheriff Don Berger said. The father was then hit by lightning and died instantly, officials said.
    The park is located about 65 miles northwest of San Antonio.
    Members of the Grace Fellowship Baptist Church told News 4 WOAI Tuesday night it was their pastor, William Clardy, who was killed by the lightning strike. He had been at the church for more than three years.
    After the lightning strike, Clardy's 18-year-old son ran for help. But a responding park ranger and medic could not revive Clardy.
    "We were too late when we got there," Lost Maples Lead Park Ranger Bill Bailey said. "He was already deceased."
    The 18-year-old and his 14-year-old brother suffered non-life-threatening injuries. They were rushed to University Hospital. "There were mostly burn marks around their ankles where the lightning passed through," Bailey said.
    Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 07-27-2007, 09:20 PM.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

    Obviously a Southern Baptist. God will not be mocked.
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    • Brother Guy Bayard
      Anvil of the Antipodes
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1271

      #3
      Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

      [quote=Guy;85338]Lords Power Shocks Bill.
      San Antonio's News, Traffic and Weather Station. Listen to Spurs basketball and Texas Longhorns football on WOAI. An @iHeartRadio station.
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

        I wonder what this Pastor was doing out of the safety of his SUV?
        All the Pastors I know here in Freehold are prime examples of Godly True Christian™ Manhood already and have no need to do such trivial things as Hiking.

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #5
          Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

          How dreadful.

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          • Sister Noddy
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2007
            • 1843

            #6
            Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

            Originally posted by Guy View Post

            A 50-year-old pastor from a church here in San Antonio was killed Tuesday afternoon after he was hit by a bolt of lightning while hiking with his two teenage sons, authorities told News 4 WOAI.

            Members of the Grace Fellowship Baptist Church told News 4 WOAI Tuesday night it was their pastor, William Clardy, who was killed by the lightning strike. He had been at the church for more than three years.
            Secular reply:

            We are sorry to hear of the tragic death of this pastor, husband and father. He will be missed by his congregation, his family and friends. He is survived by his two sons, who sustained minor injuries from the lightning.

            Mainstream church reply:

            We pray for the repose of the soul of Pastor William Clardy of Grace Fellowship Baptist Church, in Jesus' name, amen.
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

              Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
              Secular reply:

              We are sorry to hear of the tragic death of this pastor, husband and father. He will be missed by his congregation, his family and friends. He is survived by his two sons, who sustained minor injuries from the lightning.

              Mainstream church reply:

              We pray for the repose of the soul of Pastor William Clardy of Grace Fellowship Baptist Church, in Jesus' name, amen.
              TRUE Christian church reply

              Serves Clardy right for spitting in the face of Christ with his false, hippy scripture. Maybe Clardy will take Jesus tough love lesson to heart while Clardy is bruning in hell. GLORY!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                TRUE Christian church reply

                Serves Clardy right for spitting in the face of Christ with his false, hippy scripture. Maybe Clardy will take Jesus tough love lesson to heart while Clardy is bruning in hell. GLORY!
                Fair enough, Bobby-Joe! From now on, as a fun experiment, I will include all three answer versions in my replies, just for the heck of it!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015

                  #9
                  Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                  Catholic reply:

                  Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.
                  And let perpetual light shine upon him.

                  May he rest in peace.
                  Amen.

                  May his soul and the souls of all the Faithful Departed, through the Mercy of God, rest in peace.
                  Amen.
                  ACTS 5:29

                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #10
                    Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                    Ministers who hike in the woods with little boys pretending to be catlicks aren't fooling anyone. GOD sees them. Snails are slow, but they go through a goose in two minutes. If you pretend to be a catlick, God won't wait two minutes to pop a million volt flashbulb in your butt.

                    TAKE HEED, SINNERS!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                      Fair enough, Bobby-Joe! From now on, as a fun experiment, I will include all three answer versions in my replies, just for the heck of it!
                      Thanks but no thanks. We are not interested in the false Christian perspective. This is God's favorite forum, and not to be abused by disseminating satanic claptrap and false sentiment.

                      We True Christians™ are as happy as Jesus when He kills filthy mary worshipers or false Christians like that. Praise His Sweet Blood!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843

                        #12
                        Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                        Thanks but no thanks. We are not interested in the false Christian perspective. This is God's favorite forum, and not to be abused by disseminating satanic claptrap and false sentiment.

                        We True Christians™ are as happy as Jesus when He kills filthy mary worshipers or false Christians like that. Praise His Sweet Blood!
                        Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?

                        Besides, you might be surprised that on certain issues I actually chose the True Christian™ Landover perspective over the others: see my reply to that Wisconsin story while you're at it.

                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                          Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                          Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?
                          Now Minister Noddy, you should know by now the importance of the Landover Mission to The World® means we prefer to avoid trivializing it with jokes.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                            Gosh, you're such a party pooper, Pastor Zeke! Whatever is the matter with your sense of humor?

                            Besides, you might be surprised that on certain issues I actually chose the True Christian™ Landover perspective over the others: see my reply to that Wisconsin story while you're at it.

                            Because of my intense, rockhard faith in Jesus and the literal truth of God's Holy Word, it never surprises me when others agree with what I say. They are simply agreeing with Jesus via me. What could be less surprising?

                            What shocks me is how false Christians such as yourself could continue to resist Christ's love with satanic delusions like mary worship or transubstantiation and such.

                            And for your information, my sense of humor is excellent. I am renowned amongst the congregation as a hilarious, knee-slapping pastor. In fact I've got a joke lined up for this coming Sunday's sermon based on Proverbs 17, verse 12 that will just slay.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Sister Noddy
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1843

                              #15
                              Re: God strikes down errant Pastor

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

                              Now Minister Noddy, you should know by now the importance of the Landover Mission to The World® means we prefer to avoid trivializing it with jokes.
                              Of course Bobby-Joe, I have respect for you, and also I don't mean to trivialize the forum. It's just that there is such delightful fellowship here, so much laughter and fun, it must be the True Christian™ joy and happiness in Jesus.

                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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