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  • Lady Longpants
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    • Feb 2010
    • 7

    #16
    Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    Is that Eskimo for being roasted alive under streams of molten lava?

    No, but I can´t elaborate on it for you because I don´t speak closet-gay. Sorry

    Everyone of those evacuated have returned home, except for 14 families

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    • Lady Longpants
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      • Feb 2010
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Can you back that up with Scripture, or are just supposed to take you word for it?

      Lol, I could (I truly could and I even have a few quotes from the old and new testament in mind to do so),

      but even the simplest minds should already know all about this stuff. It is, after all, the over-all point of the whole Bible and even the most hardcore atheist likely learns about it at some time or another...

      This question of yours even brings to my mind the words of Paul in his letter to the romans, where he says that heathens can have the law of God in their hearts and do the right thing by instinct = what their conscience tells them to. No matter how much scripture a person spews out of their mouths it can still be obvious by their actions that they are breaking the law of God in their hearts...

      But the most shocking thing to me is that you call yourself a pastor but still don´t know about this? No wonder the USA is going down the crapper!!!

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      • Lady Longpants
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        • Feb 2010
        • 7

        #18
        Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

        Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
        I bet that awful name is part of the reason why God decided to destroy the island.


        that´s a bit shallow, don´t you think?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #19
          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

          Originally posted by Lady Longpants View Post
          No, but I can´t elaborate on it for you because I don´t speak closet-gay. Sorry

          Everyone of those evacuated have returned home, except for 14 families
          How can you call Bro Enoch a closet case? If he was a hell-bound Spaniard, they would have called him "Senor Hidalgo de Bragueta" for siring 7 children.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Luci Mourningstar
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2009
            • 247

            #20
            Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

            Originally posted by Lady Longpants View Post
            that´s a bit shallow, don´t you think?
            Are you saying God is shallow???

            Shame on you.
            sigpic

            God loves me so much
            that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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            • gm jack
              Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
              • Mar 2010
              • 142

              #21
              Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

              Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
              Are you saying God is shallow???

              Shame on you.
              Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #22
                Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                Originally posted by gm jack View Post
                Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.
                No, we are sure God Hates Iceland, and one of the reasons is they don't speak American. God does not like gibberish, that's why the Bible is written in American. Come to think of it God is not real fond of the UK either.

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                • gm jack
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 142

                  #23
                  Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  No, we are sure God Hates Iceland, and one of the reasons is they don't speak American. God does not like gibberish, that's why the Bible is written in American. Come to think of it God is not real fond of the UK either.
                  English did not exist as a language at the time the Bible was written, and the USA did not exist. In fact, the UK didn't exist either.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                    Originally posted by gm jack View Post
                    English did not exist as a language at the time the Bible was written, and the USA did not exist. In fact, the UK didn't exist either.
                    It seems you have never picked up a KJV1611 , It is written in American.

                    Back on topic God hates Iceland and is going to sink that frozen rock .Maybe when He is finished He can swing by the UK

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                    • gm jack
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 142

                      #25
                      Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                      However, as the name suggests, it was written in 1611 as a translation from latin, which itself was a translation from the Hebrew and Greek the original Bible books would have likely been written in. However, it is the first English translation, and is such regarded as one of the more accurate translations.
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • gm jack
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged Godmocker
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 142

                        #26
                        Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                        Edit to above post.

                        Actually, it was the third translation, and was commissioned because a lot of people though the first two were badly translated.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #27
                          Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                          Originally posted by gm jack View Post
                          However, as the name suggests, it was written in 1611 as a translation from latin, which itself was a translation from the Hebrew and Greek the original Bible books would have likely been written in. However, it is the first English translation, and is such regarded as one of the more accurate translations.
                          I don't even know where to start as to how wrong you are.

                          The KJV1611 was translated from the original Greek not the Latin. It was also the 3rd English language Bible. The Geneva was first, the Bishop's was second.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #28
                            Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                            Jack if you want to discuss the origins of the Holy KJV1611 Bible start a thread. Other wise stay on topic.
                            God hates Iceland and is going to get rid of it and all the heathen eskimos that live there!

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                            • Luci Mourningstar
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 247

                              #29
                              Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                              Originally posted by gm jack View Post
                              Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.
                              God doesn't need to justify His Holy actions, not to Lady Longpants, or to you.

                              Remember the flood?

                              Iceland better beware.
                              sigpic

                              God loves me so much
                              that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #30
                                Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

                                Well, if anyone still doubts that God answers prayers, now is the time to swallow your words and accept Christ before it is too late! Praise Him!
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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