[Lady Longpants]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Is that Eskimo for being roasted alive under streams of molten lava?

No, but I can´t elaborate on it for you because I don´t speak closet-gay. Sorry

Everyone of those evacuated have returned home, except for 14 families

[Lady Longpants]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Can you back that up with Scripture, or are just supposed to take you word for it?

Lol, I could (I truly could and I even have a few quotes from the old and new testament in mind to do so),

but even the simplest minds should already know all about this stuff. It is, after all, the over-all point of the whole Bible and even the most hardcore atheist likely learns about it at some time or another...

This question of yours even brings to my mind the words of Paul in his letter to the romans, where he says that heathens can have the law of God in their hearts and do the right thing by instinct = what their conscience tells them to. No matter how much scripture a person spews out of their mouths it can still be obvious by their actions that they are breaking the law of God in their hearts...

But the most shocking thing to me is that you call yourself a pastor but still don´t know about this? No wonder the USA is going down the crapper!!!

[Lady Longpants]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

I bet that awful name is part of the reason why God decided to destroy the island.

that´s a bit shallow, don´t you think?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

No, but I can´t elaborate on it for you because I don´t speak closet-gay. Sorry

Everyone of those evacuated have returned home, except for 14 families

How can you call Bro Enoch a closet case? If he was a hell-bound Spaniard, they would have called him "Senor Hidalgo de Bragueta" for siring 7 children.

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

that´s a bit shallow, don´t you think?

Are you saying God is shallow???

Shame on you.

[gm jack]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Are you saying God is shallow???

Shame on you.

Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.

No, we are sure God Hates Iceland, and one of the reasons is they don't speak American. God does not like gibberish, that's why the Bible is written in American. Come to think of it God is not real fond of the UK either.

[gm jack]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

No, we are sure God Hates Iceland, and one of the reasons is they don't speak American. God does not like gibberish, that's why the Bible is written in American. Come to think of it God is not real fond of the UK either.

English did not exist as a language at the time the Bible was written, and the USA did not exist. In fact, the UK didn't exist either.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

English did not exist as a language at the time the Bible was written, and the USA did not exist. In fact, the UK didn't exist either.

It seems you have never picked up a KJV1611 , It is written in American.

Back on topic God hates Iceland and is going to sink that frozen rock .Maybe when He is finished He can swing by the UK

[gm jack]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

However, as the name suggests, it was written in 1611 as a translation from latin, which itself was a translation from the Hebrew and Greek the original Bible books would have likely been written in. However, it is the first English translation, and is such regarded as one of the more accurate translations.

[gm jack]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Edit to above post.

Actually, it was the third translation, and was commissioned because a lot of people though the first two were badly translated.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

However, as the name suggests, it was written in 1611 as a translation from latin, which itself was a translation from the Hebrew and Greek the original Bible books would have likely been written in. However, it is the first English translation, and is such regarded as one of the more accurate translations.

I don't even know where to start as to how wrong you are.

The KJV1611 was translated from the original Greek not the Latin. It was also the 3rd English language Bible. The Geneva was first, the Bishop's was second.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Jack if you want to discuss the origins of the Holy KJV1611 Bible start a thread. Other wise stay on topic.
God hates Iceland and is going to get rid of it and all the heathen eskimos that live there!

[Luci Mourningstar]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Well, I have yet to see evidence that God decided to destroy Iceland because he had pronunciation issues, so I suspect he was actually referring to a person's views, not God's.

God doesn't need to justify His Holy actions, not to Lady Longpants, or to you.

Remember the flood?

Iceland better beware.

[True Disciple]

Re: Iceland is going up in flames!

Well, if anyone still doubts that God answers prayers, now is the time to swallow your words and accept Christ before it is too late! Praise Him!