That lose bear mess

[Bobby-Joe]

What a messed up day. Spent almost the whole afternoon helping animal control deal with some bear wandering around Freehold. Supposed you all have seen it on TV by now. Never jumped so many fences in my life.

Cursed thing has some kind of leather harness on it too. Took us hours to corner it because anytime anyone male would get near the bear it would start trembling and run like mad. They got some chick animal control officer to use the tranquilizer dart gun on it but I swear that bear was crying when we got it into the truck.

We still have no idea were in the heck the bear came from but the thing had some flower hat on with this caption that said "be free my animal brother and good luck in your next incarnation" I think we have hippies in Freehold now.

[James Hutchins]

Re: That lose bear mess

Did the bear have a gold chain on it...?

A certain Pastor we have not heard from lately, ah, well, I am sure you understand.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: That lose bear mess

Did the bear have a gold chain on it...?

A certain Pastor we have not heard from lately, ah, well, I am sure you understand.

Well yes it did . But come on, the bear sex ring is a complete myth. Remember Pastor Zeke told us in those sermons of his,..er

then again.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: That lose bear mess

Why did no one just shoot the bear? Or call me for that matter?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: That lose bear mess

Why did no one just shoot the bear? Or call me for that matter?

No Brother, we know how you hate being disturbed before you had your nap and watched Jeopardy in the afternoon.

I am still thinking; bears are normally seen in Iowa, much less in the middle of Freehold. Were did it come from. Zeke's house is awfully quite. I haven't even seen his servants around.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: That lose bear mess

Was this a he-bear or a she-bear?

And is it possible Zeke made fun of a bald person?