[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

...There is not ONE trailer here at Landover, I can assure you of that!

Nicely couched but no cigar.


Of course there is "not ONE" ... there are hundreds.


From the air they are clearly visible as forming the letters A and L... how blasphemous is that? Best of luck on that impending sewage system btw. It's about time your cult moved into at least the twentieth century.





Bless you, my future Bush spokesman,
Father Mo

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

Nicely couched but no cigar.


Of course there is "not ONE" ... there are hundreds.


From the air they are clearly visible as forming the letters A and L... how blasphemous is that? Best of luck on that impending sewage system btw. It's about time your cult moved into at least the twentieth century.





Bless you, my future Bush spokesman,
Father Mo

We told you in that damn fool of a Inter-Faith tour of Freehold we gave Mo the sewage system was only to get those EPA jerks to shut up about the pollution in Indian Furnace Creek. Jerks in Cedar City keep on crying to Big Brother government after their water being undrinkable.

[Goatski]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

What kind of vile blasphemer are you?? Really?!
JOHN THE DIVINE?

There is only one who is divine as there is only one who is good, that is God, John was but a man:
And indeed his hands wrote Revelation, but God directed those hands.
Would you give a typewriter the credit for writing a book, or the one controlling it?

Revelation is the Word of God, as all books in the Holy Bible are.
As your posts here is your word, and not the word of your computer!

I believe it is once again time for me to educate the True Progressive Christians of Landover Baptist Church. Drawing upon my superlative objective Conscious Intuition I will reveal to you the Truth behind the Seven Churchs of Asia from the great depths of my esoteric knowledge and comprehension.

Assiah, which was mistranslated as Asia, is the fourth of the Four Worlds of the Kabbalah, corresponding to the physical world or physical body.

The seven churches and the seven most important glands of the human organism constitute the seven laboratories controlled by the Law of the Triangle. Each of these glands has an exponent in a chakra of the organism. Each one of the seven chakras is found located in intimate correlation with the seven churches of the spinal medulla. The seven churches of the dorsal spine control the seven chakras of the Grand Sympathetic Nervous System.

The seven churches become intensely active with the ascent of the Kundalini along the medullar canal. The Kundalini dwells in the electrons. The Kundalini is in the base of the spine within the coccyx with the Church of Ephesus.



From bottom to top:
1. Chakra: MuladharaChurch: Ephesus
Region: Sexual Organs
Vowel: S
2. Chakra: SvadhisthanaChurch: Smyrna
Region: Prostate / Uterus
Vowel: M
3. Chakra: ManipuraChurch: Pergamos
Region: Solar plexus
Vowel: U
4. Chakra: AnahataChurch: Thyatira
Region: Heart
Vowel: O
5. Chakra: VishuddhaChurch: Sardis
Region: Thyroid gland
Vowel: Eh
6. Chakra: AjnaChurch: Philadelphia
Region: Pituitary gland
Vowel: I (ee)
7. Chakra: SahasraraChurch: LaodiceaRegion: Pineal gland
Vowel: I (ee)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

1. Chakra: MuladharaChurch: Ephesus
Region: Sexual Organs
Vowel: S

You think S is a vowel? You're dumb even by Catholic standards, boy.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

I believe it is once again time for me to educate the True Progressive Christians of Landover Baptist Church. Drawing upon my superlative objective Conscious Intuition I will reveal to you the Truth behind the Seven Churchs of Asia from the great depths of my esoteric knowledge and comprehension ...

Assiah, which was mistranslated as Asia, is the fourth of the Four Worlds of the Kabbalah, corresponding to the physical world or physical body.

The seven churches and the seven most important glands of the human organism constitute the seven laboratories controlled by the Law of the Triangle ...

The seven churches become intensely active with the ascent of the Kundalini along the medullar canal ... the Kundalini dwells in the electrons. The Kundalini is in the base of the spine within the coccyx with the Church of Ephesus ...

Um, excuse me? ... I do believe you've got yourself a bit mixed up here, Mr Goatman ...

The Seven Churches in Asia at that time were early Romish and under the rule of the evil Emperor Nero, to whom the letters of the apocolypse (or revelation) were originally addressed, from the pen of John the Apostle (Theologian) while exiled to the island of Patmos ...

... and it was Nero who was the BEAST in the Book of Revelation ... (see my post #29 above)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

And you are right at the top of the list, you worthless hippie!

Pastor Al!!
I am not a hippie!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

Pastor Al!!
I am not a hippie!

Being a pagan atheist doesn't make you any better.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

Remy, you know perfectly well I'm a Pagan and not an atheist, and I know perfectly well you're just calling me that to annoy me. However, seeing as I've just spoken to someone who's even more annoying, I say to you: Bah!

[Petal]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

If you want to hate those whom your storybook deity is supposed to hate, the answer is pretty much everyone.

Mrs.Hellsinger, i be saddeneds by your lack of faiths, so i finded a pickture of a kitty to learn you, he be a inspirashun cuz he filleds wiv the holy spirt

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

Pastor Al!!
I am not a hippie!

Beatnik, whatever. You aren't a Chink either, but I have a picture of you dressed as the Dowager Emperess and if that isn't hippiefication, nothing is! Don't argue semantics with me, Missy! Do you have drivers for my printer? I am going to call Monday and find out!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I dont know who to Hate

Don't argue semantics with me, Missy! Do you have drivers for my printer? I am going to call Monday and find out!

*Note to self - ask if I can work in the mail room temporarily next monday. *