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  • JelloBarf
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2010
    • 30
    #151
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    WHAT THE-???

    im gone for a week and you guys freaking act like THIS???

    am i your baby sitter or something??

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445
        #152
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
        WHAT THE-???

        im gone for a week and you guys freaking act like THIS???

        am i your baby sitter or something??
        I can't figure out what you are referring to. In what way do we behave differently?

        And you are not our babysitter, God is.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263
            #153
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
            im gone for a week and you guys freaking act like THIS???
            This thread hasn't been touched since April 3rd. That's two weeks ago, not one.

            Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
            am i your baby sitter or something??
            Please stop harassing us with atheist fetishes, thank you.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • DevoutBob
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Apr 2010
                • 47
                #154
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                This thread hasn't been touched since April 3rd. That's two weeks ago, not one.


                Please stop harassing us with atheist fetishes, thank you.
                Haha, you can count to two weeks, here's another achievement for you.
                Demonic Chants and Black Magic incantations Not allowed - Admin

                Jesus is great!

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