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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22354

    #106
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
    I know that I am smart, my friends know that I am, and so does everyone else I know in my life.
    It's unfortunate that you do not have friends who love you enough to tell you the truth.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Coma Black
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2010
      • 106

      #107
      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      It's unfortunate that you do not have friends who love you enough to tell you the truth.
      They know the truth and that truth is that I am smart. Too bad you can't see the truth.

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      • GOD=life
        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 3263

        #108
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        If you are smart, then you must really hate yourself.

        Why else would you CHOOSE to go to Hell?

        We're all here praying for you to come to Heaven WITH US. But no, you want to got to Hell.

        God cries for you, friend.

        My family will pray for you tonight. I will let my youngest son, Timothy (aged 6, going on 7) recite the following prayer "Dear LORD, please oh please let Coma Black see the light. Let Coma Black open his heart to You so that You can fill him like you filled me. Let Coma Black come to Heaven with me so that we can frolic in the grass that is in Heaven."And then the rest of my family will say "Amen. Let Coma Black come to the LORD, oh Lord. Amen."

        We will do it tonight, so if you feel something flow into you, that's the LORD knockin' on your door!
        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
        Matthew 7:22
        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #109
          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

          Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
          Like I said I know more about myself than you people will ever know. You are not capable of seeing logic.
          Translation: "You won't agree to abandon God like I have, and you won't do what I say, so I'm going to insult you."
          Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
          Yes I have spell check. I know it is easy to use. No, I am not a retard.
          So what is it, then? Are you just lazy?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #110
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
            No, I am a fan of him and his music. That is not worship. Actually if you heard him in an interview he is a very intelligant man and is very well spoken. You would not know that because you do not take the time to research anything other than your "bible". Which is why your knowledge is more limited than a lot of people.
            Oh, oh Mr. Kotter!
            I actually have a bit of knowledge of the goth demon Marilyn Manson. First, why did he take the name of a despicable serial killer? Also, did Anton Levey not ordain him as a minister of his church? Does MM not admit to being a drug user?
            I take you at your word that he is well spoken, but of what does he speak?
            1 Corinthians 13 (King James Version)

            Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #111
              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

              My family will pray for you tonight. I will let my youngest son, Timothy (aged 6, going on 7) recite the following prayer "Dear LORD, please oh please let Coma Black see the light. Let Coma Black open his heart to You so that You can fill him like you filled me. Let Coma Black come to Heaven with me so that we can frolic in the grass that is in Heaven."And then the rest of my family will say "Amen. Let Coma Black come to the LORD, oh Lord. Amen."

              We will do it tonight, so if you feel something flow into you, that's the LORD knockin' on your door!

              Coma Black, do you see how it works? Its called Christian love. Son have any of you so called friends ever offered to do that for you? We care for you, we do not want you to end up in Hell. Come with us Jesus has His arms open, waiting to embrace you. Can you feel His love?

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              • Sister Kitty
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2010
                • 857

                #112
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                They know the truth and that truth is that I am smart. Too bad you can't see the truth.
                Why is it always the dumbest ones who think they are smart?
                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                • Coma Black
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 106

                  #113
                  Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  If you are smart, then you must really hate yourself.

                  Why else would you CHOOSE to go to Hell?

                  We're all here praying for you to come to Heaven WITH US. But no, you want to got to Hell.

                  God cries for you, friend.

                  My family will pray for you tonight. I will let my youngest son, Timothy (aged 6, going on 7) recite the following prayer "Dear LORD, please oh please let Coma Black see the light. Let Coma Black open her heart to You so that You can fill him like you filled me. Let Coma Black come to Heaven with me so that we can frolic in the grass that is in Heaven."And then the rest of my family will say "Amen. Let Coma Black come to the LORD, oh Lord. Amen."

                  We will do it tonight, so if you feel something flow into you, that's the LORD knockin' on your door!
                  As you can see I corrected you on my gender. I also have the correction in my signature as a side note. If you want to you can, but it does not mean that the prayer would work.

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Translation: "You won't agree to abandon God like I have, and you won't do what I say, so I'm going to insult you."

                  So what is it, then? Are you just lazy?
                  Your religion is not right for me. I love the religion I am in.

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  Oh, oh Mr. Kotter!
                  I actually have a bit of knowledge of the goth demon Marilyn Manson. First, why did he take the name of a despicable serial killer? Also, did Anton Levey not ordain him as a minister of his church? Does MM not admit to being a drug user.
                  I take you at your word that he is well spoken, but of what does he speak?
                  1 Corinthians 13 (King James Version)

                  Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal
                  Marilyn Manson is not goth or a demon. He is a rock and roll star. I noticed you forgot to mention that the other half of his name he got from Marilyn Monroe who was an actress. He chose Marilyn Manson as his stage name and the bands name because he felt that represented what he had to say about America. How America seems to hold up serial killers and other criminals to a celebrity like status. Manson has said that being ordained as a minister in Anton Levey's church was a sign of respect from a philosopher that he learned a lot from and as well they were friends. Marilyn Manson has read up on different kinds of religions. He is also the type to learn and read about all different kinds of things. There is nothing wrong with him expanding his knowledge like that. I do the same thing and read up on different topics/things in life. Knowledge reduces fear. He does do drugs, but that is his life and if he wants to then he can. It is his choice if he wants to do drugs. Thank you for knowing that he is well spoken. He is a very polite person. You just got to hear him speak in a interview. His main messages are to be yourself, questions things and not take things for granted. He has also pointed out the flaws in society and has talked about personal things that are bad that can happen in life. For example bad relationships or people that use you. He talks about a lot of things. Each album of his is different and has a different message. Also, take note that when he writes his music he likes to put it in word puzzles and things like that because he really wants to you to think. He said that his music is open to interpretation, but not misinterpretation. A lot of people do however misinterpret his music.

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                  • Coma Black
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 106

                    #114
                    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                    Why is it always the dumbest ones who think they are smart?

                    What makes you so sure that I am dumb? You do not know because you do not know me. Like I said I have taking an IQ test and my IQ is not low. Also, I did graduate high school. So there is no need for you to make that kind of assumption about me.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22354

                      #115
                      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                      Like I said I have taking an IQ test and my IQ is not low.
                      Your grasp of the English language is indeed impressive. Your IQ must be at least 50!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Coma Black
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 106

                        #116
                        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Your grasp of the English language is indeed impressive. Your IQ must be at least 50!
                        It is way more than that.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #117
                          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                          Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                          Also, I did graduate high school. So there is no need for you to make that kind of assumption about me.
                          How many years did it take you Son? I do hope not more than 12

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #118
                            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                            Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                            Like I said I have taking an IQ test and my IQ is not low.
                            "not low" is a euphemism for saying "average". An IQ of 60 (retard level) is "low". An IQ of 100 (average) is "not low". The IQ of True Christians is in the range of 140-160.

                            Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                            Also, I did graduate high school.
                            According to information from the census, 85% of U.S. adults age 25 and over complete high school.

                            So your argument isn't very strong: it's very well possible for someone with average or below-average IQ to have finished high school.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Coma Black
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 106

                              #119
                              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              How many years did it take you Son? I do hope not more than 12
                              I am a woman. It says so in my signature. I have said this many times before, so pay attention. No, just the usual 12 years of schooling.

                              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                              "not low" is a euphemism for saying "average". An IQ of 60 (retard level) is "low". An IQ of 100 (average) is "not low". The IQ of True Christians is in the range of 140-160.
                              My IQ is 130. I may not be in your so called "True Christians" IQ range, but I am not stupid.

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                              • James Dewitt
                                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 6267

                                #120
                                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                                =Coma Black;498410]
                                I am a woman. It says so in my signature. I have said this many times before, so pay attention.
                                That's funny right next to your name its says unsaved trash, a Whiny mama's boy. And you have a picture of a man. OK MM is a stretch to qualify as a man.

                                No, just the usual 12 years of schooling.
                                That's a shame I managed it in 7. Finished college in 2 years.

                                My IQ is 130. I may not be in your so called "True Christians" IQ range, but I am not stupid.
                                Yes you are.

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