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  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #136
    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

    I pray this is not one of those homerization attempts...

    atheist: "Wanna see a pic of me"
    Christian: "Sure, okay. She knows I'm a Christian, so it should be all right."
    atheist: "Here it is, HEHEHE"
    Christian: "But those are NAKED pics!"
    atheist: "Yes, do you like them?"
    Christian: "Uh, I guess... but you're a guy!"
    atheist: "Yeah, a NAKED guy! You like it, HUH?"
    Christian: "Yeah!!!!! I will denounce God now. Sorry, God."

    .... couple years later ....

    God: "Sorry bud, you'll go to Hell."
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #137
      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

      Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
      I am a woman, but that should not be considered a reason for lack of literacy or intelligence. No, I am not a retard. Trust me I would know.
      If you are a female you should know this.
      Genesis 3:16
      Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


      1 Corinthians 11:3
      But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Ephesians 5:22-24
      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22373

        #138
        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
        Well to me it is an insult because I do not like it when people get my gender confused.
        This must be why you used a picture of a male for an avatar...
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #139
          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

          Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
          Why is it always the dumbest ones who think they are smart?
          Well Sister, at least where you live you can let the dumb ones go play with the bears. That usually solves the problem.

          Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
          I am a woman. It says so in my signature. I have said this many times before, so pay attention. No, just the usual 12 years of schooling.
          Not according to the DOF file, or else they wouldn't of tagged you as a boy.

          Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
          I have already said what my IQ is and I am not going to repeat it. According to my IQ I am intelligent. I know that I am intelligent. I am a woman, but that should not be considered a reason for lack of literacy or intelligence. No, I am not a retard. Trust me I would know. I was just about to edit my post and correct it when you posted a reply already.
          So you admit that you lack literacy, which means you're illiterate. Boy/girl (whichever) my 9 year old son writes at the same level as you.

          Public education has turned into a babysitting service, hasn't it.
          Drama queen

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          • ArtificialWinter
            Unsaved trash
            • Mar 2010
            • 5

            #140
            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

            Originally posted by GOD=life
            You assume equiprobability, which clouds the issue.
            Actually, no I didn’t – in fact I made a specific point of not doing so. I never said that all groups of people were equally liable to commit such acts, simply that no one group is completely immune from doing so as you tried to assert.

            Originally posted by GOD=life
            I did not ask "ilovetehjeesus" to start an argument with me. But hey, blame the Christian, not the fellow atheist. Typical.
            The topic of discussion had changed long before ilovetehjeesus even began contributing. I was referring to you raising the issue with JelloBarf's use of the word ‘you’ to not refer directly to any one person in your very first post.

            Originally posted by GOD=life
            If were truly unbiased, you would have considered the possibility that he had changed his name himself.
            It is impossible for anyone to come to the table with no bias whatsoever however one might strive to limit its impact. I assumed he had not changed his name himself because had this been the case, I would have expected someone with that knowledge to have come forward and made this clear. By the time I replied no one had done so.

            Originally posted by GOD=life
            To a fair and balanced True Christian woman, it would be compliment to be confused with a man.
            Is this simply because you deem women to be inferior or because you are suggesting that women should aspire to be like men in appearance? If the latter is true then should a man also take it as a compliment to be confused with a woman who looks like a man?

            Originally posted by James Dewitt
            If you are a female you should know this. Genesis 3:16; 1 Corinthians 11:3; Ephesians 5:22-24; 1 Timothy 2:11-15
            I highly doubt that quoting from scripture which someone does not take as inerrant, belonging to a religion she does not adhere to, which worships a god she does not believe in – is going to convince her of the inferiority of her gender.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod
            Well Sister, at least where you live you can let the dumb ones go play with the bears. That usually solves the problem.
            Alternatively, you could just get them to make fun of a bald man – I find that normally has a similar effect and comes with God’s stamp of approval.

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod
            Not according to the DOF file, or else they wouldn't of tagged you as a boy.
            Have you ever considered the possibility that simply because someone holds a position of authority over you within the church, they might not be infallible?

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            • Coma Black
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2010
              • 106

              #141
              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              If you are a female you should know this.
              Genesis 3:16
              Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Ephesians 5:22-24
              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

              1 Timothy 2:11-15
              Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              In all those verses it is saying how us woman are to submit and listen to our husbands. Also, as woman we are considered to you people as the inferior gender. Well I do not agree with this at all.

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              This must be why you used a picture of a male for an avatar...
              I have said why I used a picture of Marilyn Manson. I used it because I wanted to.

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              . Not according to the DOF file, or else they wouldn't of tagged you as a boy.


              So you admit that you lack literacy, which means you're illiterate. Boy/girl (whichever) my 9 year old son writes at the same level as you.

              Public education has turned into a babysitting service, hasn't it.
              Well you DOF file is wrong. It might be considering the fact that my laptop is in my stepdads name. I know that I am a woman, so they must be seeing my stepdads name on wherever they get the info from. No, I did not admit to that. If I was illiterate then I would not be able to read or write. Like I said before I know how smart I am. You do not know me so you cannot tell me that whether I am dumb or not. What part of that do you not understand?

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #142
                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                You do not know me so you cannot tell me that whether I am dumb or not. What part of that do you not understand?
                You have 127 posts here. Each and every one has added to the cumulative body of stupid that you represent.

                Seriously, do you wear headphones telling you when to breathe in and when to breathe out?

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                • Coma Black
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 106

                  #143
                  Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  You have 127 posts here. Each and every one has added to the cumulative body of stupid that you represent.

                  Seriously, do you wear headphones telling you when to breathe in and when to breathe out?


                  Am I stupid for being different from everyone of you? Trust me I am not. You do not know me personallly(what I mean by that is you have never met me) so therefore you have no right to say I am stupid. Anway no matter what you say I know the truth. No, I do not. That last question is an insult.

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #144
                    Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                    Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                    Am I stupid for being different from everyone of you?
                    No. That's not why.

                    Trust me I am not.
                    Yes, you are.

                    You do not know me personallly(what I mean by that is you have never met me) so therefore you have no right to say I am stupid
                    We surely do.

                    Anway no matter what you say I know the truth.
                    Nope, not even close. Which (after 127 posts) attests to your utter stupidity.


                    No, I do not.
                    Yeah, we all know.

                    That last question is an insult.
                    Please never take it off, none of us here wish for you to asphyxiate as a result of forgetting to breathe.

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                    • Coma Black
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 106

                      #145
                      Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      No. That's not why.



                      Yes, you are.



                      We surely do.



                      Nope, not even close. Which (after 127 posts) attests to your utter stupidity.




                      Yeah, we all know.



                      Please never take it off, none of us here wish for you to asphyxiate as a result of forgetting to breathe.
                      You do not know me so you cannot tell me what I am and what I am not. Also, I do type fast and that can cause me to make mistakes.

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #146
                        Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                        Originally posted by Coma Black View Post
                        You do not know me so you cannot tell me what I am and what I am not. Also, I do type fast and that can cause me to make mistakes.
                        Here's a tip (I'm feeling so helpful today)

                        If you want us to think your smart, come across as smart. Use the correct words in your sentences, use proper sentence structure, actually be able to back up your arguments.

                        Coming onto our site and saying "ur dum cuz u belev n god" does not give us the impression that we're dealing with an intelligent person.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #147
                          Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                          Has it been banished to Hell?

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #148
                            Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            Has it been banished to Hell?
                            Yep, one way ticket. Do not stop at go and collect $200 bucks. Just a ride on the greyhound buss to hell. Economy class ticket, right next to the overflowing crapper.

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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #149
                              Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Yep, one way ticket. Do not stop at go and collect $200 bucks. Just a ride on the greyhound buss to hell. Economy class ticket, right next to the overflowing crapper.
                              I never did figure out what gender it was.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #150
                                Re: Wow guys REAL mature

                                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                I never did figure out what gender it was.
                                I don't think it did either.
                                Drama queen

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