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  • Random guy
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    • Apr 2010
    • 5
    #1

    Hitlet > Jesus

    - Hitler wrote two books, Jesus never wrote anything, he was too lazy.

    - Hitler has more films and books about his existence than Jesus does.

    - Hitler was a far greater public speaker. You can tell because there is no film footage of The Sermon On The Mount, but we have footage of The Nuremburg Rallies.

    - Hitler managed to bend other countries and his own government to his will. Jesus never, he got killed.

    - Hitler would win in a one to one fight.

    - Nazis worship Hitler, not his father, wheras Jesus is sort of like Himmler in this respect.


    And today is his birthday.

    /END
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    • Random guy
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      • Apr 2010
      • 5
      #2
      Re: Hitlet > Jesus

      Small typo in the title, live with it.

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        • Robert Jones
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 333
          #3
          Re: Hitlet > Jesus

          Hitler is dead, but Jesus is EVERLASTING! Jesus 1. Hitler 0.
          Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



          Run to the KJV1611!

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            • Random guy
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              • Apr 2010
              • 5
              #4
              Re: Hitlet > Jesus

              Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
              Hitler is dead, but Jesus is EVERLASTING! Jesus 1. Hitler 0.
              HITLER KNOWS WHEN TO DIE SO THAT HIS CHILDREN CAN LIVES THEIR OWN LIVES

              Hitler 1 Jesus 1

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                • The Hand
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 419
                  #5
                  Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                  One third of the whole world population love CHRIST. How many love Hitler?

                  Jesus 2. Hitler 1.
                  May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22928
                      #6
                      Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                      Jesus turned water into wine, Hitler was teetotal and never bought his round.
                      Jesus 3 Hitler 1
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Random guy
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                          • Apr 2010
                          • 5
                          #7
                          Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                          Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                          One third of the whole world population love CHRIST. How many love Hitler?

                          Jesus 2. Hitler 0.
                          deep down, everyone loves him.

                          hitler 2 Jesus 1


                          besides. 1/3rd of the of the planet go by different bibles, books which you would all call "satanic."

                          Jesus 0 hitler 2

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                            • The Hand
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 419
                              #8
                              Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                              Originally posted by Random guy View Post
                              deep down, everyone loves him.
                              Yes, deep down, everyone loves Jesus. I'm glad we agree on something.

                              And guess what? Jesus loves YOU! Hitler didn't love anyone, especially not you.

                              Jesus 4. Hitler 1.
                              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                  Forum Member
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 13996
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                  Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                                  Yes, deep down, everyone loves Jesus. I'm glad we agree on something.

                                  And guess what? Jesus loves YOU! Hitler didn't love anyone, especially not you.

                                  Jesus 4. Hitler 1.
                                  Jesus is the inspiration for great leaders like Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh, and Pat Robertson.

                                  Hitler?

                                  Jesus 5. Hitler 1.
                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                    • GOD=life
                                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 3263
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                      Jesus is the inspiration for great leaders like Sarah Palin... Hitler?
                                      Oh, we definitely got a leader (I'm looking at you, Mr. Hussein) who gets his inspiration from Hitler.
                                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                      Matthew 7:22                                       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                        • Blazer
                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 1
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                          Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                                          Yes, deep down, everyone loves Jesus. I'm glad we agree on something.

                                          And guess what? Jesus loves YOU! Hitler didn't love anyone, especially not you.

                                          Jesus 4. Hitler 1.
                                          I think this guy was trying to say that deep down everyone loves hitler.

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                                            • The Hand
                                              True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Mar 2010
                                              • 419
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                              Originally posted by Blazer View Post
                                              I think this guy was trying to say that deep down everyone loves hitler.
                                              Nobody would be foolish enough to say that, surely.
                                              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                                • blazer1
                                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 1
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                                  Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                                                  Nobody would be foolish enough to say that, surely.
                                                  and I was banned for saying that. look, paster, i wasn't agreeing with the guy, i was trying to clear up what he said is all. there was no need to ban me for it. Btw, if your wondering why your getting a few new members, a guy from another website i go to found this place and linked it. some were comming here to troll the place, like random guy. I just came here to see what this place was about.

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                                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 13996
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                                      Originally posted by blazer1 View Post
                                                      and I was banned for saying that. look, paster, i wasn't agreeing with the guy, i was trying to clear up what he said is all. there was no need to ban me for it. Btw, if your wondering why your getting a few new members, a guy from another website i go to found this place and linked it. some were comming here to troll the place, like random guy. I just came here to see what this place was about.
                                                      Oh noes! TEENAGE TROLLS!
                                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                        • James Hutchins
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                           
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 29457
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hitlet > Jesus

                                                          Jesus did not get a sex disease. Hitler did
                                                          Jesus 7, Hitler 1
                                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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