What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Brothers and Sisters,

Now we all know that Jesus is the only reason that we don't rape, murder and steal. That's a fact(r). But what I'd like to hear is personal stories about just what things *you* would be doing if Jesus wasn't there to stop you!

I'll go first:

As a scientist, I have a love for all things sciency like fire and explosions. I'm sure that without the Love of Jesus in my life, I would be like the average sand negro, chucking explosives into churchs and lighting fires in every building I could find.

Also: Every woman wearing a seductive dress would be just asking to be raped; I'm sure I would be going through condoms faster than a priest on sunday!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Now we all know that Jesus is the only reason that we don't rape, murder and steal. That's a fact®. But what I'd like to hear is personal stories about just what things *you* would be doing if Jesus wasn't there to stop you!

Without Jesus, I'd be doing just that, as I did in my unsaved days.
I would be stealing from, and hurting the people who crossed my path.
Now, I only hurt those who'm God commands me to hurt.
And I regularly confiscate their ill-gained property.

Back in the day, I would go and get high on satan's drugs..
Now, I get high on the Holy Spirit!

Back in the day, I would use prostitutes.
Now, I have (although none at the moment) concubines.

Back in the day, I used to beat women for satan.
Now, I discipline women because God commands it! Praise!

Jesus has truly changed me, and made me a better person.
Praise His Holy Name! And any sinner reading this, know you can be changed too. If I could do it, you can do it too.
Accept Jesus TODAY!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Also: Every woman wearing a seductive dress would be just asking to be raped; I'm sure I would be going through condoms faster than a priest on sunday!

Raping and sperm-murdering simultaneously? The unsaved you would truly be a disgusting fellow. I mean, raping people's bad enough, but wearing a condom as well?
Anyway, I'm pretty certain that, if I weren't a Saved True Christian(tm) I'd probably be the kind of degenerate loser who would spend his Friday night getting drunk and listening to satanic Eurotrash gypsy/Jew music in a squat, then start drinking cider again as soon as his hangover cleared up on Saturday, and would have smoked a joint on one of the busiest streets in London on Sunday night. Thank JESUS for watching over me, so that I don't have the urge to do that sort of thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

If it wasn’t for Jesus it would probably spend all my time on the internets looking at porn and mocking religious people the whole time blaring rock and roll music over the radio. The combination of seed murder, demonic music and contempt would turning me into a rage filled killing machine that would attack anything that displeased or disagreed with me. PRAISE Jesus His love stops me from assualting the dirt bag, sub human scum of the world and fills me with love for their disgusting, worthless hides.

[lord warrior]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

If it wasn’t for Jesus it would probably spend all my time on the internets looking at porn and mocking religious people the whole time blaring rock and roll music over the radio. The combination of seed murder, demonic music and contempt would turning me into a rage filled killing machine that would attack anything that displeased or disagreed with me. PRAISE Jesus His love stops me from assualting the dirt bag, sub human scum of the world and fills me with love for their disgusting, worthless hides.

I can relate to this Bobby Joe, I to had to fight the porn and rock and roll demon in my unsaved days. And its a fight to stay pure these days. Just look at what those young unsaved girls wear to Wal-Mart. In there short shorts and shirts that just barely cover there bottoms. Always showing the ripe bussoms and there long sentuous legs, whith there come get me attitudes, no wonder that so many men are trapped into fornication with these harlots for Satan. But thru the love of Christ, and self flagalation, I can fight off the devil and his evil little harlots.

[Seeker]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Fun orgies and all you pastors would be invited ...but thank God for Jesus. You are not welcome.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Fun orgies and all you pastors would be invited ...but thank God for Jesus. You are not welcome.

Friend,

Jesus has a way of showing up when you lest expect Him.

[Seeker]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Shouldn't that pic like have blood over the top of the door so Jesus would not need to use a gun? Was that not something to keep the demons out?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Shouldn't that pic like have blood over the top of the door so Jesus would not need to use a gun? Was that not something to keep the demons out?

Nope. Blood over the door kept the Holy Spirit from killing the firstborn son in the house.

[Talitha]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

If I didn't have Jesus (and Landover) in my life I'd probably be a Motorcycle riding Bisexual Atheist with a taste for fine Wine and Indian food.

Thank God for Jesus

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

If I didn't have Jesus (and Landover) in my life I'd probably be a Motorcycle riding Bisexual Atheist with a taste for fine Wine and Indian food.

Thank God for Jesus

You see, JESUS DOES save us from UNGODLY activities! Congratulations, Sister! Without JESUS, you would be doomed! BTW, did you ever crate up that Bonneville? I have a shipping address for you.

[Seeker]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Nope. Blood over the door kept the Holy Spirit from killing the firstborn son in the house.

Damn, that is true. I forgot that crazy story for a moment.

But I thought Jesus sent the holy spirit in the NT(ya know comforter) and was not present in the OT. Or maybe I am just as confused as always. Too many scriptures and so little time to study.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Damn, that is true. I forgot that crazy story for a moment.

But I thought Jesus sent the holy spirit in the NT(ya know comforter) and was not present in the OT.

1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

Jesus is His Father. God is in the OT, therefore Jesus is. Got that? (By the way, this also proves for a FACT that Christianity predates paganism.)

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

Wll, um, there wuz one time.

I wuz gonna eat a sand witchy. An' Mawmy says, no, you gotta do push-ups, an' I was all hungwy, so I says, Mawmy, can I pwease have a sand witchy. She says, NO! Jeevus wants you ta' look yer best for thuh liddow girly pagent next month. Now you get to work on your push-ups, an' she made me drink a whole lotta water. But no sand witchies. Mawmy says, Jeevus woun't want me to waddow down the runway like a tiny porker, now would he? So, I cries a lot, an' I do my push ups, an' I sit up straight.

Onliest, thuh other day, I was wawkin' along, an' I fell down, only I was a sleep, like when I fell. Uncow James, said it was cause I needed a cookie, but Mawmy tolded him ta' goway an' never come back. We're aposed ta' say precatory prayers at Uncow James, an I can have two whole grapses. Mawmy says Jeevus will let me have a sand witchy when theuh contest is over. That's like a whole long ways off, like maybe next month. I get a raisin sometimes though.

Jeevus din't let me eat nuthin. (Sniff!) I'm sooooooo hungwy.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

I began my walk with Jesus in the early 1980s. One night after I drunkenly killed a drifter to achieve an erection, I realized that I needed meaning, discipline, and order in my life. Thanks to Jesus, the railyards of Iowa are a safer place for hobos.