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  • HolyFrail
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2007
    • 1

    #16
    Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

    I'd probably be having homosexual intercourse in the butt and mouth. I've always had these urges, but I use my will power to fight them off because those temptations come from the devil.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #17
      Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

      Originally posted by HolyFrail View Post
      I'd probably be having homosexual intercourse in the butt and mouth. I've always had these urges, but I use my will power to fight them off because those temptations come from the devil.
      Now friend, no thank you for Jesus for putting a stop to your butt pounding ways?

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

        I’ve just had a moment when Jesus stopped me from doing evil. I was driving down the street in Freehold when I saw this teenage kid walking down the street. The kid gave me a sullen look. I must admit to you brethren, I did not like the look of that kid, just looking at him I felt angry.

        I wanted to hit the kid with my patrol car, knocking him over and breaking his leg. Then I would get out of it, pretend to be concerned about his injury just to get the kids guard down to mace him. I was going to spray the kid with the full bottle into his. While the kid laid bleeding and blinded I was going to take out my baton and beat kids head into a bloody pulp. Afterwards I would pull out my knife, gut the kid’s headless body and then dance around the street with his guts while stomping on kid’s heart.

        PRAISE Jesus He was in the patrol car with me! I could feel the disproval in His kind blue eyes. I knew if I orally sodomized that kid like I wanted to with my revolver and then pulled the trigger Jesus would be upset and have me tossed into hell.

        That brethren is why we Christians are far better than the unsaved trash, we know what morality is and we do the right thing because we know Jesus will punish us if we don’t.

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #19
          Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

          Praise Jesus, brother BJ!
          I know we can all relate to that, atleast, I know I can.
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-21-2007, 06:01 PM.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            Praise Jesus, brother BJ!
            I know we can all relate to that, atleast, I know I can.
            Yes doesn’t Satan place all kinds of wicked urges in our hearts? How many times to me think about tying up some complete stranger, skinning them alive and riding them like a horse threw the local mall until they die? We must give thanks to Jesus that His hands stop us from these wicked deeds.

            God only know what the world would be like with Him to stop us!

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #21
              Re: What has Jesus prevented YOU from doing?

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

              ... Afterwards I would pull out my knife, gut the kid’s headless body and then dance around the street with his guts while stomping on kid’s heart.

              PRAISE Jesus He was in the patrol car with me! I could feel the disproval in His kind blue eyes. I knew if I orally sodomized that kid like I wanted to with my revolver and then pulled the trigger Jesus would be upset and have me tossed into hell.

              That brethren is why we Christians are far better than the unsaved trash, we know what morality is and we do the right thing because we know Jesus will punish us if we don’t ...
              GOD only knows the worldly dangers we face while driving down the streets in our cars, Bobby Joe, anything could happen!

              But unsaved trash don't have JESUS in their cars to stop them, so they will go to hell when they die! UGH! what a scary thought!

              PRAISE JESUS we True Christians™ are Saved and cannot sin. Because when Jesus says whoops that's a no-no, we obey!

              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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