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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #1

    Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

    I wanted to take a moment and comment on the new cry room at Landover Baptist. Many churches have cry rooms for obstreperous toddlers, but the new cry room in Freehold is a state of the art facility.

    As I recall, Pastor Zeke noted while passing by the hallway leading to the old cry room nearly a year ago it sounded like the shrieks of the damned in there. And he was correct, at that time the Snodgrass triplets (all boys!) were teething and were quite noisy and cross about it.

    Well, no sooner than Pastor Zeke noted a challenge, and there was a special church committee tasked with upgrading the Landover cry room. The original room was simply an extra utility closet with some folding chairs. The old mop rinsing basin was convenient for the pukey infants.

    Well the committee jumped right into their task!

    They were able to get some Regional Planning Authority grant money (our insider on the Polk County Board of Supervisors comes through again!) and the $600,000 was soon hard at work!

    Cloak Room 4 was the starting point, and the contractors heavily soundproofed the walls, door, floor and ceiling. A variety of techniques were employed. A thick layer of chip-crete was poured on the floor to limit the sound transmitted to Fellowship Hall 5 downstairs, and the walls were furred out and filled with dyna-mat. It was pricey, but well worth the expense. The ceiling was also covered with dyna-mat, and then covered with dry wall hung on J-track. Now I realize, there is nothing above it right now, but future building plans call for another block of offices there for the Landover IT department. A special gasketed sound proof automatic handicap accessible double door was also installed (at a cost of over $30,000) despite there being no infirm kids in the congregation. The two doors are wired so that one is always closed when the other is open, thus preventing any sound from escaping the cry room.

    Several La-Z-Boy Recliners for the parents are carefully placed in front of the big screen (105 inch Panasonic) TV that is wired into the sanctuary HD security camera system so the parents don't miss one second of the Pastor's Godly sermons. The sound system is also amazing, the 7 channel surround system (with 2 subwoofers!) conveys every nuance of the Pastor's sermons, and when they pound on the podium, the subs kick in very realistically. You should see the kids jump!

    There is also a nice assortment of Christian inspired toys and picture books for the kids, and a very secure play pen. There is temporarily a volunteer nurse to watch the kids, but the Pastor's have indicated the need for more grant money to pay the salary for this position. Also, Landover is looking for a responsible and committed church member to step forward to manage the facility.


    I was amazed at what the committee was able to do! The grant money took 10 months to come in, but the room construction was accomplished in a very brief time due to the contractors working 3 shifts 6 days a week! The facility is a wonder and a blessing. Mom and dad get to enjoy the sermon, the kids are sonically isolated from the congregation, and no church money was used in the entire project!

    Seems like a winner for Jesus, the church and the congregation!



    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

    yes, it is quite an achievement for our church. What most people don't realize is one of the driving reasons behind the new Cry Room has security. After the Underpants Bomber that was a concern that Muslims might attack the church using inflammable baby clothing. After all Flight 93 was headed to Iowa on 911 before the Air Force shot it down. Our intelligence indicated baby clothing might be next so we have built the room to contain fires and explosions.

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    • Brother Barnabus
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 388

      #3
      Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

      It really sounds state of the art. Being a HVAC guy, I was wondering if the AC system had carbon filters to remove that full diaper stench? and maybe ultra-violet lamps to kill any germs? Maybe if I ever make it to True Christian status someday, I could help design some systems for the church!
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

        Thanks for jogging my memory there.

        Yes, there is a separate HVAC system for the cry room, and you are correct, inflow and outflow are both filtered. They have the latest electrostatic and UV protection.

        Also, there is a nice sanitary changing station, and new restrooms too.

        600 large gets a nice cry room these days.

        About the only snag was the carpeting. The original rug lacked proper Scotch guarding and stained out within 2 weeks. The manufacturer and the installer stepped up to the plate and rectified the situation. Did not even have to point out how it would look to have a negative reputation at Landover . . .
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

          Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
          Maybe if I ever make it to True Christian status someday, I could help design some systems for the church!
          What's stopping you? I'm sure that there are lots of projects that need a driving force behind them (besides Jesus, of course).
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12750

            #6
            Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

            While I'm not a Pastor, is seems like a good cry room is theologically important. If parents are raising their children in a Christian way, and include some "physical discipline", there is going to be some crying.

            Our Landover Baptist children are so lucky their parents do not attend one of those namby pamby spare-the-rod-and-spoil-the-child churches.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

              Having been a Project Manager for Halliburton for 18 years, I have managed many big Dollar govt. contracts and all I can say is that there must have been divine intervention to bring the project in so cheaply and by my estimates so under budget.Though I did notice there was no fact finding meetings where you could get all the potential contractors together and to see what they have to offer.If you decide to use this business tool in the future remember to keep the meeting venue seasonal...meeting in Vegas every time can get old quick. Skiing in the winter and beaches in the summer and I have always found the better the venue the better the offers are later....also make sure you hire at least 2 fulltime photographers for any overnight or longer meetings.A picture is always worth a thousand words especially when remembering the good times.
              Last edited by Benedict A. Davis; 05-25-2010, 03:31 AM. Reason: grammer
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                As a pastor, I can tell you how wonderful this new cry room is. Yesterday, I did the evening service and didn't hear one peep from that room. In the past, it was rather annoying to hear some brat whining or a mom chastising her kids when I'm trying to give a sermon on the importance of tithing to church. How can I preach the Word of God(r) when it gets drowned out by some colic baby?

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                • Brother Barnabus
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 388

                  #9
                  Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  As a pastor, I can tell you how wonderful this new cry room is. Yesterday, I did the evening service and didn't hear one peep from that room. In the past, it was rather annoying to hear some brat whining or a mom chastising her kids when I'm trying to give a sermon on the importance of tithing to church. How can I preach the Word of God® when it gets drowned out by some colic baby?
                  I bet you could use a portable cry room for your salvation missions for unwed teenage mothers!! Is any of that 600k left for such a thing?
                  Nahum 1:2

                  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                  If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2241

                    #10
                    Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                    The church grant writers have been apprised to include that in Phase II.

                    Regional Planning Authority is tapped out, but by going through Freehold city government, there would likely be some Community Development Block Grant funds available.

                    Don't be alarmed if the paperwork refers to the portable cry room as a water tower or a sewage lift station or some other moniker. It all comes out right once the check hits City Hall.
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                      You guys really like the new cry-room, but just try working in there! The screams are muffled by the padded walls and the room-dividing baffles, but just being near that many crying babies can give one a real headache.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 2241

                        #12
                        Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                        I'll see if we can't get some pharma samples of Benedryl and Ny-Quil.

                        And we can put in for more in the grant application.
                        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                          The smell must be unbearable.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                            Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                            I'll see if we can't get some pharma samples of Benedryl and Ny-Quil.
                            I could totally use that.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2241

                              #15
                              Re: Saw the new cry room at Landover, Amazing!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              The smell must be unbearable.
                              The HVAC system has high velocity micro ducting. Top engineers at Carrier figured it all out, it is state of the art all the way. You can't even tell when it is on, even though the system can exchange all the air in the facility every 40 seconds. The blower is staged and can ramp through an infinite number of speeds automatically.

                              We are blessed the full $600,000 was forthcoming from the RPA, the committee might have had to cut some corners otherwise.

                              Did you notice the lights? All recessed, 40 watt equivalent LED technology. The bulbs alone were $60 each. No glare, natural warm light.

                              I think the main sanctuary is going to need an upgrade . . . .


                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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