[Warner S. Davidson]

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I am very much liking the sound of this wholesome true Christian(tm) festival

Sadly I will not be able to attend being down here in soon to be communist Australia.

If invited I would like to attend next year

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I am very much liking the sound of this wholesome true Christian™ festival

Sadly I will not be able to attend being down here in soon to be communist Australia.

If invited I would like to attend next year

That would be fabulous Brother Warner! Perhaps next year we can fly over together and enjoy The Lord in that thing called the "mile high club".

I have only ever flown to America and other places on my own before and as a result, I was never allowed into it. Sounds quite exclusive.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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That would be fabulous Brother Warner! Perhaps next year we can fly over together and enjoy The Lord in that thing called the "mile high club".

I have only ever flown to America and other places on my own before and as a result, I was never allowed into it. Sounds quite exclusive.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

Sister Phebe: Thank you for the kind invitation, I would be delighted to accept - Be sure to have some juicy pie available for the trip

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I'll be there with bells on!

I'm bringing my lovely stoning bucket that Mother Glendy made for me a few year ago.

[Dirk]

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Saturday people!

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Brothers / Sisters

Enjoy yourselves all -
Some "on the spot" highlights / commentary would be appreciated (if possible)

[Dirk]

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Dear friends,

It is with great pleasure that today will be a special night for all of us. Tonight Rev. Jim Osborne will give us a special sermon. We are still deciding if the sermon will be held outside at the park or inside the church. If it's outside we will have huge HDTV's setout through the park and have a lot of subwoofers for your bass pleasures. Nobody would be able to miss the sermon.
Note: If you didn't attend the sermon, you are excluded from the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival! We will check who was present and who was not. Our own Officer Don W. Richards will make sure of that as he is the head of security for the time being.

In addition, after the special sermon there will be an act performed by our children. They will play the story of David and Goliath.

Then we will have some stones available for exhibition which can only be seen on Friday July 16th! There will be very special stones for you to see. Including the stone which old time favorite Cranky Old Man used to defend his 10 year winning streak stoning champion! We also have the stone which David used to hit Goliath, so don't miss out on this nocturnal prefest!

Tomorrow is the big day! The day will be opened by our own mayor Johnny Joe Hold.
The stoning buckets should be taken to the festival. Show off to eachother what stoning bucket you have. As usual: The camo is an old time favorite and will bring to joy to everyone.

As mentioned before, the Endangered Species Dinner will coincide with the BBQ at the festival. In case you are wondering what endangered species we will serve you have to wait. It will be a surprise and I think everyone will be happy. I would also like to take this oppertunity to thank Pastor Ezekiel for this. He worked pretty hard on selecting the right animals for this festival. Also, a big applause to the Ladies Of Landover, their cooking abilities will floor everyone.

[Sister Charli]

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Oh I wish I could be there.

Have fun everyone.

And always identify your target before you throw the stone ...

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Could someone assist me please. I am at the outer gates and the security guard seems to be a temp.. He is holding me here as I am not on the list. No One said anything about RSVP, could someone call the gate and get him to let me in.

[James Dewitt]

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Could someone assist me please. I am at the outer gates and the security guard seems to be a temp.. He is holding me here as I am not on the list. No One said anything about RSVP, could someone call the gate and get him to let me in.

Relax, I will call them. You are on the list.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh Dear! I am more than a little concerned now!! If Brother Benedict is having issues getting through the gates, I am wondering if I will have the same issues?

As it is, Reverend Jim is extending his Tour down here, so I will have to fly over on Qantas! I have no idea how to get there from Des Moine. I am starting to panic!!!

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Oh Dear! I am more than a little concerned now!! If Brother Benedict is having issues getting through the gates, I am wondering if I will have the same issues?

As it is, Reverend Jim is extending his Tour down here, so I will have to fly over on Qantas! I have no idea how to get there from Des Moine. I am starting to panic!!!

Don't panic Mrs. P I am in and parked. The part time guard is now looking for new employment thanks to Brother James.
I know it is not a limo but I will be glad to pick you up .....wait I will make some calls and I will have a car waiting if you would like. Just PM me with details and I will get on the phone to find you a suitable chariot for your trip here. In fact if you think you will be tired after your flight I could find you a private flight down here...I keep forgetting about my new financial situation, I am sorry I did not offer earlier.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Brother Benedict,

What a lovely offer and I would graciously accept your help. Being picked up from Des Moine would be fabulous thankyou.

I will get the QANTAS flight over though as I have already paid for the ticket and it is a shame for it to go to waste.

I know that Rev. Jim was supposed to give me my pass to get in, but he appears to be a little "occupied" *cough* over in Western Australia, something about doing a one on one prayer session with Sister Charli.
I was of the impression her faith was coming along nicely, but he said he wanted to ensure it was firmly within her.

My worry is too that because I have an Australian accent, they may think I am merely there to infiltrate and without the pass, I will not be able to prove to them otherwise.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Brother Benedict,

What a lovely offer and I would graciously accept your help. Being picked up from Des Moine would be fabulous thankyou.

I will get the QANTAS flight over though as I have already paid for the ticket and it is a shame for it to go to waste.

I know that Rev. Jim was supposed to give me my pass to get in, but he appears to be a little "occupied" *cough* over in Western Australia, something about doing a one on one prayer session with Sister Charli.
I was of the impression her faith was coming along nicely, but he said he wanted to ensure it was firmly within her.

My worry is too that because I have an Australian accent, they may think I am merely there to infiltrate and without the pass, I will not be able to prove to them otherwise.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

I have received your P/M with the flight information on it. I will have your transport arranged from des moines. It is a helicopter as I did not want to have any issues with landing here, a lot of folks are flying in. I will PM you the details and contact numbers for the service and to me in case you have any difficulties. I am embarrassed to ask but where will you be staying while in Freehold?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Thank you ever so much Brother Benedict.

A helicopter would be wonderful. I will have several suitcases though; three of them alone are full of all my homemade preserves for pie and cake fillings. Will they fit?

Oh.. as to accommodations. Well, the lovely Mr Dewitt has been kind enough to extend an offer to stay at his home and I did accept his offer last week. Sister Believer In God, as far as I know, is still staying there also. With respect, I do think we will need his kitchen facilities to make all the baked goods for the Stonefest Baked Goods tent.

You are truly a caring and thoughtful man.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.