[Warner S. Davidson]

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Brother Johny Joe

Yourself, Brother Dewitt and many other pivotal LBC Elders should be commended for your Godly efforts regarding the celebration that is Stonefest

Praise Jesus!!

All being well I do plan to attend next year if /when I earn Gods trust in becoming a True Christian(tm)

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Oh dear.

I hope no one was seriously hurt.

Everyone will be just fine. I'm hoping we hear from the Pastor shortly.

This newspaper story was just another attempt by the media to put a negative spin on the work of the True Christian™.

The event was a great success and my thanks to all who helped put it together.

[Sister Charli]

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Oh dear.

I hope no one was seriously hurt.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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[James Dewitt]

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I am about to spend a bit of time in the prayer closet then it is off to bed so I will make another bid and find out in the morning where I will be sitting during services'

$127,004

(I hope I will be able to sleep after prayers)
Good night to all the Brothers and Sisters at Landover, I will do my best to mention each and every one of you in my prayers tonight.
(Even you Sam Diamond.)

Congrats, Sam emailed me, to rich for his taste. Sold to the man in the plaid suit for $127,004. Make check out to Pastor Ezekiel Flint C/O pastors fund.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Thats a nice chunk of cash, I have recived a bid of 125 large from S. Diamond. Its your call.

I am about to spend a bit of time in the prayer closet then it is off to bed so I will make another bid and find out in the morning where I will be sitting during services'

$127,004

(I hope I will be able to sleep after prayers)
Good night to all the Brothers and Sisters at Landover, I will do my best to mention each and every one of you in my prayers tonight.
(Even you Sam Diamond.)

[James Dewitt]

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Well I would love those stones and I would like to put in a bid, I am unable to come up to the hall tonight but if you will accept my bid via the forum I would be forever grateful.
I bid $92001.00

Thats a nice chunk of cash, I have recived a bid of 125 large from S. Diamond. Its your call.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I have some really great ones, his beard is cherry red and clotty.

Now on to something very special. I have in my possession a bucket of stones, 25lbs in all that have came from the area of the burning bush. Yes that's right, they where actually piled around the foot of the bush that God used to speak to Moses. With the best bid comes a seat on the stage with no less than Pastor Ezekiel, and Pastor Jim, how much closer to Jesus can you get with out actually dying? Get out your check books!

Well I would love those stones and I would like to put in a bid, I am unable to come up to the hall tonight but if you will accept my bid via the forum I would be forever grateful.
I bid $92001.00

[James Dewitt]

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Did anyone get a photo of his beard after the contest? I forgot my camera

I have some really great ones, his beard is cherry red and clotty.

Now on to something very special. I have in my possession a bucket of stones, 25lbs in all that have came from the area of the burning bush. Yes that's right, they where actually piled around the foot of the bush that God used to speak to Moses. With the best bid comes a seat on the stage with no less than Pastor Ezekiel, and Pastor Jim, how much closer to Jesus can you get with out actually dying? Get out your check books!

[BelieverInGod]

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A little update: Nobar King won the pie eating contest by eating 36 pies!
Also, yesterdays sermon of Rev. Jim Osborne was very inspiring!

Did anyone get a photo of his beard after the contest? I forgot my camera

[James Dewitt]

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Brothers and Sister I am pleased to announce that after the Holy Rock auction a tidy sum of $395,267.12 will be given to the Pastors Fund. After all expences where paid, initial cost, shipping from Joorosalem, trucking and my small fee, a net gain of $395,267.12 will be given to Pastor Ezekiel tomarrow during the Morning services( in the form of a check) pulled from a escrow account.
Praise Jesus, can you imagin the sinners he can turn around. A special shot out to Brother Cranky, he paid $35, 000 dollars for the first lot of stones. Cranky now holds 20 lbs of stones that are certifed as being actual stones that Moses walked on.

[Dirk]

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A little update: Nobar King won the pie eating contest by eating 36 pies!
Also, yesterdays sermon of Rev. Jim Osborne was very inspiring!

[James Dewitt]

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As you wish. Mrs P seemed very concerned I was just lending a helping hand as she could not seem to reach you.I guess I will see you both at the festivities later today then?

I was in Chicago yesterday picking out her new car. Besides a good jeweler we need a decent car dealer in Freehold. Chevys and Fords are Ok for a lot of people. Some of us need a bit more form our autos.
I am sure she will need a nap after her long flight, I am sure that after our her nap, we will be at the festival.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Not to much of a concern, her new Maybach really moves. In my Porsche I can make the trip from the airport to my front gate in 27 minutes flat. I will add 10 to that for the Maybach. We just need a little alone time

As you wish. Mrs P seemed very concerned I was just lending a helping hand as she could not seem to reach you.I guess I will see you both at the festivities later today then?

[James Dewitt]

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Whatever the two of you decide, there is plenty of room for the 2 of you to fly back to Freehold. That way you will miss less of the festivities, I know that must be of some concern.

Not to much of a concern, her new Maybach really moves. In my Porsche I can make the trip from the airport to my front gate in 27 minutes flat. I will add 10 to that for the Maybach. We just need a little alone time