[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Thank you ever so much Brother Benedict.

A helicopter would be wonderful. I will have several suitcases though; three of them alone are full of all my homemade preserves for pie and cake fillings. Will they fit?

Oh.. as to accommodations. Well, the lovely Mr Dewitt has been kind enough to extend an offer to stay at his home and I did accept his offer last week. Sister Believer In God, as far as I know, is still staying there also. With respect, I do think we will need his kitchen facilities to make all the baked goods for the Stonefest Baked Goods tent.

You are truly a caring and thoughtful man.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.

The flight crew said the luggage will be no problem, the helicopter is capable of flying 6 passengers. Unless you are traveling with an entourage there should be no issue .
I was only inquiring about your residence because I was afraid that the Reverend had offered you a place and as you say, he is otherwise detained, you would be without a place to rest your weary head. I was thinking the hotels in driving distance of the town will be full... I am just glad you don't have another glitch in your visit to Iowa. It should be nothing but pleasant for you. I am sure everything will be fine if Brother James is expecting you. Please call when you arrive in Freehold, I will worry otherwise.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

ProvHerbs

30 Let he who is without arms, cast the first stone.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Brother Benedict,

I certainly will call you on arrival and again, thank you for your selfless concern and compassion.

I look forward to finally meeting you face to face and I will save a special piece of pie, just for you.

YIC,

Sister Phebe

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

ProvHerbs

30 Let he who is without arms, cast the first stone.

Picking on the disabled, huh? You dago food worshipers are a hateful bunch, aren't you.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Picking on the disabled, huh? You dago food worshipers are a hateful bunch, aren't you.

The post was in no way detrimental to the disabled. Unlike some religions round here we do not ignore or cast out the disabled

Pastor Ezekiel 06-14-2009, 10:15 AM
Q: Would you allow ramps and a crippled section in your fellowship hall?
A: No! Unsaved are NOT welcome!

[Dirk]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Cranky Old Man is stoning like hell! I think he might even brake his own record!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

The flight crew said the luggage will be no problem, the helicopter is capable of flying 6 passengers. Unless you are traveling with an entourage there should be no issue .
I was only inquiring about your residence because I was afraid that the Reverend had offered you a place and as you say, he is otherwise detained, you would be without a place to rest your weary head. I was thinking the hotels in driving distance of the town will be full... I am just glad you don't have another glitch in your visit to Iowa. It should be nothing but pleasant for you. I am sure everything will be fine if Brother James is expecting you. Please call when you arrive in Freehold, I will worry otherwise.

The helicopter is a nice idea, they can haul her luggage. I will pick her up personally. We um need a little time to err talk about pie.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

The helicopter is a nice idea, they can haul her luggage. I will pick her up personally. We um need a little time to err talk about pie.

Whatever the two of you decide, there is plenty of room for the 2 of you to fly back to Freehold. That way you will miss less of the festivities, I know that must be of some concern.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Whatever the two of you decide, there is plenty of room for the 2 of you to fly back to Freehold. That way you will miss less of the festivities, I know that must be of some concern.

Not to much of a concern, her new Maybach really moves. In my Porsche I can make the trip from the airport to my front gate in 27 minutes flat. I will add 10 to that for the Maybach. We just need a little alone time

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Not to much of a concern, her new Maybach really moves. In my Porsche I can make the trip from the airport to my front gate in 27 minutes flat. I will add 10 to that for the Maybach. We just need a little alone time

As you wish. Mrs P seemed very concerned I was just lending a helping hand as she could not seem to reach you.I guess I will see you both at the festivities later today then?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

As you wish. Mrs P seemed very concerned I was just lending a helping hand as she could not seem to reach you.I guess I will see you both at the festivities later today then?

I was in Chicago yesterday picking out her new car. Besides a good jeweler we need a decent car dealer in Freehold. Chevys and Fords are Ok for a lot of people. Some of us need a bit more form our autos.
I am sure she will need a nap after her long flight, I am sure that after our her nap, we will be at the festival.

[Dirk]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

A little update: Nobar King won the pie eating contest by eating 36 pies!
Also, yesterdays sermon of Rev. Jim Osborne was very inspiring!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Brothers and Sister I am pleased to announce that after the Holy Rock auction a tidy sum of $395,267.12 will be given to the Pastors Fund. After all expences where paid, initial cost, shipping from Joorosalem, trucking and my small fee, a net gain of $395,267.12 will be given to Pastor Ezekiel tomarrow during the Morning services( in the form of a check) pulled from a escrow account.
Praise Jesus, can you imagin the sinners he can turn around. A special shot out to Brother Cranky, he paid $35, 000 dollars for the first lot of stones. Cranky now holds 20 lbs of stones that are certifed as being actual stones that Moses walked on.

[BelieverInGod]

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A little update: Nobar King won the pie eating contest by eating 36 pies!
Also, yesterdays sermon of Rev. Jim Osborne was very inspiring!

Did anyone get a photo of his beard after the contest? I forgot my camera

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Did anyone get a photo of his beard after the contest? I forgot my camera

I have some really great ones, his beard is cherry red and clotty.

Now on to something very special. I have in my possession a bucket of stones, 25lbs in all that have came from the area of the burning bush. Yes that's right, they where actually piled around the foot of the bush that God used to speak to Moses. With the best bid comes a seat on the stage with no less than Pastor Ezekiel, and Pastor Jim, how much closer to Jesus can you get with out actually dying? Get out your check books!