[Dirk]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Not on the stock market, but perhaps a Chinese organthief might have interest.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Kill my snookiepoos? How could you! They're worth $3,000 a piece as soon as their born. By the time they're 2 they're worth between 5-10,000.

I am sorry, I never realized dogs could be a solid investment. I am quite sure Mrs. Johnsons dogs are worth absolutely nothing though.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Just killing those dogs is not an option?

Kill my snookiepoos? How could you! They're worth $3,000 a piece as soon as their born. By the time they're 2 they're worth between 5-10,000.

Are you going to piss that amount of money away just because you don't like dogs? And here I was going to offer you one of my boys to deal with Mrs. Johnsons rat dogs.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Just killing those dogs is not an option?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Hm, this does indeed sound like it is time to start worrying. How exactly do you usually hit her when she misbehaves?

Riding crop, buggy whip, Tritronics G3 Pro.

I think it's my job, it keeps me away from home so much because my range is so large here. Vancouver to Whitehorse, Victoria to Cranbrook, it's a lot of territory to cover and I usually leave Monday morning and get home Friday afternoon. So she's "top dog" for most of the time. Fortunately, because Iowa is so much smaller than BC, I will be home a lot more and capable of keeping her on a tighter leash.

Of course then there's those damn rottweilers of hers. Sure she has a good paying side business going of breeding and raising protection dogs but because I'm gone so much of the time, they tend to see me as an intruder and try to protect her from me. I'm having kennels put into the new home. Those dogs will be OUTSIDE!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Well thank you for the informative and expensive meeting I am glad that we have able to worked out a mutual agreement that will not expose my wife to anymore anxiety. Did you realize that she is so upset that she won't even stay at the hotel with me? No she'd rather stay in Brother Dewitts basement. When I spoke to her today she actually said that she would rather be with a man who "appreciated her pie". Can you believe that?

I'm starting to think this move wasn't a good idea, the wife is just getting too damn uppity over the last few weeks. Did you know she's decided she wants an indoor menstrual hut now? She said she got the idea off of this board although I haven't been able to find it. This whole situation is getting out of control.

Hm, this does indeed sound like it is time to start worrying. How exactly do you usually hit her when she misbehaves?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Well since this thread has gone way off topic from the stoning celebration, I'm going to put my new post back in our promotion/move thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=43508&page=3

Thank you Brother Sam, although Seth tells me that he has no idea who the first woman in the photos is and that he was only asking the woman in the second picture for directions.

But now that I'm down here and he's met with you, a lot of things seem to have been cleared up. I guess the confusion was being caused by the long distance. Thank you for your help! And thank you for not charging me for the work! It was much appreciated

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Tell you what Seth meet me at the Freehold Hilton in say 30 minutes. Your wife called me from the airport and asked that we talk. Deal?

Well thank you for the informative and expensive meeting I am glad that we have able to worked out a mutual agreement that will not expose my wife to anymore anxiety. Did you realize that she is so upset that she won't even stay at the hotel with me? No she'd rather stay in Brother Dewitts basement. When I spoke to her today she actually said that she would rather be with a man who "appreciated her pie". Can you believe that?

I'm starting to think this move wasn't a good idea, the wife is just getting too damn uppity over the last few weeks. Did you know she's decided she wants an indoor menstrual hut now? She said she got the idea off of this board although I haven't been able to find it. This whole situation is getting out of control.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Tell you what Seth meet me at the Freehold Hilton in say 30 minutes. Your wife called me from the airport and asked that we talk. Deal?

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I have no idea what your talking about and who tat woman is. but we need to talk

seriously, we need to talk. Can you meet me at the airport lounge in Des Moines?

I am not sure what it is that we need to discuss.

This picture, one of your many disguises? You are the best.

I can assure you it is not me, I can however supply you with her name, address and phone #, or should I say her pimps phone #

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I am licensed in all 50 states and 23 foreign countries as a Private investigator. Mr Campbell I can assure you that I have broken no laws.

As far as getting together I am afraid that it is quite impossible at this time. I work for your wife, I do hope you understand.

It is possible that I can show you one, just to prove my photographic abilities. $ 50.00 really, kind of cheap I would say.

This picture, one of your many disguises? You are the best.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I am licensed in all 50 states and 23 foreign countries as a Private investigator. Mr Campbell I can assure you that I have broken no laws.

As far as getting together I am afraid that it is quite impossible at this time. I work for your wife, I do hope you understand.

It is possible that I can show you one, just to prove my photographic abilities. $ 50.00 really, kind of cheap I would say.

I have no idea what your talking about and who tat woman is. but we need to talk

seriously, we need to talk. Can you meet me at the airport lounge in Des Moines?

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Isn't photographing someone without their consent illegal in the US?

As for these photographs perhaps we should discuss them, but I have to get to the airport, her flight is landing in about an hour.

I am licensed in all 50 states and 23 foreign countries as a Private investigator. Mr Campbell I can assure you that I have broken no laws.

As far as getting together I am afraid that it is quite impossible at this time. I work for your wife, I do hope you understand.

It is possible that I can show you one, just to prove my photographic abilities. $ 50.00 really, kind of cheap I would say.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Sir may I remind you of a few passages my self?

1. Exodus 20:14
   Thou shalt not commit adultery.
2. Leviticus 20:10
   And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
3. Deuteronomy 5:18
   Neither shalt thou commit adultery.
4. Proverbs 6:32
   But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

Do we have an understanding? Oh by the way my very favorite hobby is photography, I would love to show you and the misses some of my most recent work

Isn't photographing someone without their consent illegal in the US?

As for these photographs perhaps we should discuss them, but I have to get to the airport, her flight is landing in about an hour.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Look, I don't know how many times I have to say this, but IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

You idiots talk about the sanctity of marriage, then you encourage the bitch to completely ignore my instructions and come down anyway. Did you know she left my sons in the care of a 16-year-old? A TEENAGER! That's who answered the phone when I called the house!

Perhaps all three of you should consider the following passages.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Leviticus 19:16 Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

Proverbs 3:39 Devise not evil against thy neighbour, seeing he dwelleth securely by thee.

Sir may I remind you of a few passages my self?

1. Exodus 20:14
   Thou shalt not commit adultery.
2. Leviticus 20:10
   And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
3. Deuteronomy 5:18
   Neither shalt thou commit adultery.
4. Proverbs 6:32
   But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.

Do we have an understanding? Oh by the way my very favorite hobby is photography, I would love to show you and the misses some of my most recent work