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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604
    #1

    Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

    Brother Aim,

    My heartfelt best wishes to you for a wonderful birthday and may you continue to witness for The Lord and speak the wisdom of God, our Heavenly Father.

    I was not sure what to get you, but I thought this, considering your mobile Witness-bago... (yes I know it is a Winnebago but considering all the wonderful work you do, I have nicknamed it )

    It is a JEPS™.



    It zones in specifically on sinful regions so you can get right to your work at hand, but the beauty of it is too, there is ALWAYS consistent direction to the High Road, the Right Path and straight guidance to Heaven!

    Enjoy Brother!

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

      A truly wondrous gift, thank you, it will set on my dash right next to the compass that always points in the direction of Freehold Iowa.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22379
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

          Congratulations!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

              Have you received my parcel I send you? It suppose to contain a bottle of American Water.

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                  Happy Birthday, Brother Aim! May GOD see fit to keep you alive for at least one more birthday.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2026
                      • 15118
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                      Happy Birthday, and Congratulations on not angering Jesus another year.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                          Happy Birth Day my Brother.

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                              His aim is TRUE®

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78556
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                  Happy Birthday, Brother.

                                  Don't forget to send in your robust Birthday Tithe.
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • BelieverInGod
                                      Fourm Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 9269
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                      Happy belated birthday.

                                      I think I'm going to ask Seth for WiFi access in the menstralshed at the new home, I get so far behind on these things during that week.
                                      Drama queen

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                          Happy Birthday
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                              AFH - HB

                                              Hehe - Bad joke, I know. I have sent you a baby lambskin cover for you KJV as I noticed it was getting a bit tattered. I would of sent you a replacement Deuteronomy section too but I am unaware of your bookbinding skills.
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • Benedict A. Davis
                                                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 3900
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                  AFH - HB

                                                  Hehe - Bad joke, I know. I have sent you a baby lambskin cover for you KJV as I noticed it was getting a bit tattered. I would of sent you a replacement Deuteronomy section too but I am unaware of your bookbinding skills.
                                                  Thank you so much for the thoughts and yes my old trusty Bible is a bit dog-eared and I have so many notes scribbled into the margins of Deuteronomy but I would feel lost without them. I am sure the Lord will give me a few more years out of the pages as I continue his work. I have considered having that whole chapter sealed in plastic, like my drivers license . Guess it is time to make up my mind about that before I have your lovely lambskin cover installed on the old ''Good Book''.
                                                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                                                    • James Hutchins
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                       
                                                      • Jun 2009
                                                      • 29453
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                                      Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                                                      Thank you so much for the thoughts and yes my old trusty Bible is a bit dog-eared and I have so many notes scribbled into the margins of Deuteronomy but I would feel lost without them. I am sure the Lord will give me a few more years out of the pages as I continue his work. I have considered having that whole chapter sealed in plastic, like my drivers license though. Guess it is time to make up my mind about that before I have your lovely lambskin cover installed on the old ''Good Book''.
                                                      Come to think of it, there are a few pages in my copy of the KJV, Deuteronomy that are stuck together, no doubt from fevered prayer sessions, working Gods wonders.
                                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                        • Phebe Carlyle
                                                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • May 2010
                                                          • 2604
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday Brother Aim for Heaven

                                                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                          Come to think of it, there are a few pages in my copy of the KJV, Deuteronomy that are stuck together, no doubt from fevered prayer sessions, working Gods wonders.

                                                          Oh Gosh yes Brother James!!

                                                          Psalms 63:5-8



                                                          63:5 My soul shall be satisfied as with marrow and fatness; and my mouth shall praise thee with joyful lips:

                                                          63:6 When I remember thee upon my bed, and meditate on thee in the night watches.

                                                          63:7 Because thou hast been my help, therefore in the shadow of thy wings will I rejoice.

                                                          63:8 My soul followeth hard after thee: thy right hand upholdeth me.

                                                          Is it any wonder that MANY come hard and fast to the Lord as you obviously did.

                                                          YIC,

                                                          Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                                                          There's Jesus here,
                                                          Just see what He offers me....
                                                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                                                          Up there a home in heaven
                                                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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