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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke.
Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke.
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2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia. -
Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Congratulations. May Jesus decide to keep you alive for many more years.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Happy Birthday, Pastor Zeke! Please use the gift certificate to
Cokesbury Books and Church Supplies over in Des Moines that I included in your birthday card to get yourself a little something this year.I learned that you spent it on church supplies last year.Jake, the proprietor, has added a "back room" with special jewelry items for clergy only (Patek Philippe, Rolex, Vacheron Constantin, Girard-Perregaux)! Call ahead to set a time to meet with Jake and only Jake.sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke!
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Bryan.Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
thought you might like a nice motivational poster for your office. Happy Birthday!
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sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
My good friend, I do hope you have a wonderful birthday. I am happy that Jesus let you stay with us for another year. I had a little something shipped in from Sweden just for you. I hope you like your diamond encrusted Rolex. JamesComment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
In more enlightened times (curse secular law!) I would have happily gifted you with a genuine Amelekite infant to dash upon the stones.
Sadly, such triumphs for the Lord are consigned to our revered history.
So, for the time being, very Happy Birthday, pastor, till we can more appropriately display our joy and exaltation with you and your service unto Jesus !!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Hay Zekie BOY!
Sending you a crate of special sauce for your birthday Pasta, with extra chilli and garlic 'cause I know how much you love ethnic food.Posted via Pasta
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May my Sauce be with you!
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
You make me hungry for pasta, thank you for that! I really need to get some tortillini or something fast!Comment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Hope your birthday is full of blessings!!-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!
-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!
STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Happy Birthday Pastor Ezekiel!!! Have a blessed day, I hope you enjoy the Blueberry Cheesecake Pie I baked especially for you!
1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.
But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Well God Bless you all for your kind wishes on my birthday. As you all know I am a humble man. I typically spend my birthday in my Prayer closet thanking Jesus for not having killed me over this past year, and asking Him to kindly consider not killing me this year as well. As always, I will be asking for a special Love Offering this Sunday in honor of my birthday, and I know that I can look forward tocleaning upa robust return on your faith in God and myself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!
Happy Birthday!Comment
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