[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Friend, the object of the entire enterprise is to win people away from materialism. From a material perspective, giving away video game systems for nothing makes no logical sense. By behaving in this way, we provoke people into questioning what motivates us, and hopefully help lead them towards Jesus. Do you understand now?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Would you object if we described our soup kitchen ministry, where we feed the homeless, provided that they are willing to listen to the Gospel message first?

This is the same thing, only this ministry is designed to attract middle-class teens and young adults.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Jesus condemned the Pharisees for making his Father's House a den of theives (See John 2:15-16). I'm afraid I can't encourage this at all.

In His Precious Name,

Roy

Sir, there is no theivery going on here. We are a modern church trying to encourage young folks to discover Jesus. No harm is done, and souls are being saved.

[silver_cougar]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Jesus condemned the Pharisees for making his Father's House a den of theives (See John 2:15-16). I'm afraid I can't encourage this at all.

In His Precious Name,

Roy

[Davido]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I do indeed. With my rock hard abs (I swim 5 miles a day in my olympic-sized pool) and my natural good looks (blonde-haired and blue-eyed, just like Jesus!), I have innumerable queers wanting to commit sodomy on me. Being strong with Jesus, I am not tempted to indulge in that particular filthy sin.

I have hear it said that there are fan sites devoted to me on other forums, but I am too humble to check and see if that's true.

Praise Jesus!

Would you have been tempted if you hadn't Jesus in your heart?

Why don't you put an end to those so calle fansites( or better: fagsites)? All they do is promote sin! Those fags abuse your image!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

You are a very good looking man, pastor. Don't you have lot of queer bastards hitting on you?

I do indeed. With my rock hard abs (I swim 5 miles a day in my olympic-sized pool) and my natural good looks (blonde-haired and blue-eyed, just like Jesus!), I have innumerable queers wanting to commit sodomy on me. Being strong with Jesus, I am not tempted to indulge in that particular filthy sin.

I have hear it said that there are fan sites devoted to me on other forums, but I am too humble to check and see if that's true.

Praise Jesus!

[Davido]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I was referring to the sodomite. They often have "drag names" and I was venturing a guess that this one called itself jennifer.

I would never refer to you that way, Miss Jenny. Not a girl who bakes marionberry pie as good as you do....

You are a very good looking man, pastor. Don't you have lot of queer bastards hitting on you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But, Pastor . . . I hadn't even posted anything in this thread. What did I do wrong?

I was referring to the sodomite. They often have "drag names" and I was venturing a guess that this one called itself jennifer.

I would never refer to you that way, Miss Jenny. Not a girl who bakes marionberry pie as good as you do....

[JennyD]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

No need to fret, Ms. Seeker! As with all problems, JESUS provides a solution.

Pastor, I think some demon-possessed goth hacker nerds have redirected your inspirational link (I think I fixed it)! It flashed on the screen for just a second, then switched to something about Satan's rotten-toothed fairy poodles, British werewolves!

I averted my eyes once I realized what it was about.

I had to look for about half an hour to find the right video. I do hope it's the right one!

seems slighly ironic to be giveing away "free" games consoles when there are numerous topics around speaking of the troubles these machines cause =/

also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?

The money donated to Landover goes to the Lord's work. What do you think is a better use of money, buying fancy catered dinners for homeless people who can't bother to work, who openly hate Jesus, and who attempt to predict the future using chicken gizzards and used syringes, feeding them for a single day, or to get the attention of a middle-class child being raised by liberal atheists, and save his soul for eternity?

Nobody knows what you mean. You brain is addled with other men's seed and you're probably on the drugs as well.

Time to get right with God, jennifer.

But, Pastor . . . I hadn't even posted anything in this thread. What did I do wrong?

[MyQueerDad]

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ha, haha, very funny... "fool"... wow... amazing

jesus is deader than the wooden chair i'm sitting on right now

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

"Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?"

Why would somebody want to make some dead guy happy?

Unless of course your saying your a necrophile, even then... corpses don't feel happiness ...you fail.

Wrong again, sodomite. On the third day He Rose!! Glory!! He only died TEMPORARILY you fool!

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

Jesus always wins.

[MyQueerDad]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

"Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?"

Why would somebody want to make some dead guy happy?

Unless of course your saying your a necrophile, even then... corpses don't feel happiness ...you fail.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

no.

Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


Does Luke 15:7 mean nothing to you? Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Nobody knows what you mean. You brain is addled with other men's seed and you're probably on the drugs as well.

Time to get right with God, jennifer.

[ILikeJesus]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

It's almost a shame this sodomite got banned, I'd quite like to have seen how he got W-i-i out of P-S-3. Maybe I'm just slow, but I really don't get the resemblance.

Guess what?

We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!

If you'd read the whole thread, you'd know what I meant