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  • #16
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    seems slighly ironic to be giveing away "free" games consoles when there are numerous topics around speaking of the troubles these machines cause =/

    also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?

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    • #17
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      Originally posted by The Other View Post
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      also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?
      With Jesus.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #18
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        care to elabourate?

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        • #19
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          that magic carpenter makes not only my hart swell..

          tell me brothers and sisters... does that make me a sinner?

          jebus is the 1 and only 4 me
          The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ." --D. James Kennedy,
          Convert them b4 they develope free will!!!

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          • #20
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            I think we could do better we handed out XBOX 360. It's american made, and has many more real combat games, for training the new recruits.

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            • #21
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              So now you're giving out Wii's, right?
              Does Super Mario Galaxy come with it or do I have to buy it separately?
              I bet you're secretly trying to recruit gay's, so you're dragging attention to the gay parts of games so people think "OMGI'MGAY!"
              And if you ban me, I know I'm right.
              Come on, you can still save me from the eternal fires of Hell!
              Tbh, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell than a day with you guys.
              Oh, and I soooooo can't wait 'til this "army" comes to Britain.
              U IZ GUNA GET PWNEDLOL

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              • #22
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Originally posted by I'mGay View Post
                So now you're giving out Wii's, right?
                It's almost a shame this sodomite got banned, I'd quite like to have seen how he got W-i-i out of P-S-3. Maybe I'm just slow, but I really don't get the resemblance.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #23
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  This is nothing, but a scam and blasphemy.
                  Romans 10:9
                  "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." KJV

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                  • #24
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
                    This is nothing, but a scam and blasphemy.
                    Friend, our methods may seem unorthodox, but if it genuinely succeeds in bringing even one sinner to repentance, would that not make it all worthwhile?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #25
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Friend, our methods may seem unorthodox, but if it genuinely succeeds in bringing even one sinner to repentance, would that not make it all worthwhile?
                      no.

                      and how does the money donated to you guys end up with jesus? does he have a paypal account in heaven?

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                      • #26
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        It's almost a shame this sodomite got banned, I'd quite like to have seen how he got W-i-i out of P-S-3. Maybe I'm just slow, but I really don't get the resemblance.

                        Guess what?
                        We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
                        If you'd read the whole thread, you'd know what I meant

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                        • #27
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          Nobody knows what you mean. You brain is addled with other men's seed and you're probably on the drugs as well.

                          Time to get right with God, jennifer.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by superfly999 View Post
                            no.
                            Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


                            Does Luke 15:7 mean nothing to you? Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #29
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              "Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?"

                              Why would somebody want to make some dead guy happy?

                              Unless of course your saying your a necrophile, even then... corpses don't feel happiness ...you fail.

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                              • #30
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by MyQueerDad View Post
                                "Just think, your repentance could make Jesus happy. You want to make Jesus happy, don't you?"

                                Why would somebody want to make some dead guy happy?

                                Unless of course your saying your a necrophile, even then... corpses don't feel happiness ...you fail.
                                Wrong again, sodomite. On the third day He Rose!! Glory!! He only died TEMPORARILY you fool!

                                He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
                                Proverbs 28:26

                                Jesus always wins.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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