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  • superfly999
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    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, our methods may seem unorthodox, but if it genuinely succeeds in bringing even one sinner to repentance, would that not make it all worthwhile?
    no.

    and how does the money donated to you guys end up with jesus? does he have a paypal account in heaven?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by CodyKJV View Post
    This is nothing, but a scam and blasphemy.
    Friend, our methods may seem unorthodox, but if it genuinely succeeds in bringing even one sinner to repentance, would that not make it all worthwhile?

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  • CodyKJV
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    This is nothing, but a scam and blasphemy.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by I'mGay View Post
    So now you're giving out Wii's, right?
    It's almost a shame this sodomite got banned, I'd quite like to have seen how he got W-i-i out of P-S-3. Maybe I'm just slow, but I really don't get the resemblance.

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  • I'mGay
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    So now you're giving out Wii's, right?
    Does Super Mario Galaxy come with it or do I have to buy it separately?
    I bet you're secretly trying to recruit gay's, so you're dragging attention to the gay parts of games so people think "OMGI'MGAY!"
    And if you ban me, I know I'm right.
    Come on, you can still save me from the eternal fires of Hell!
    Tbh, I'd rather spend eternity in Hell than a day with you guys.
    Oh, and I soooooo can't wait 'til this "army" comes to Britain.
    U IZ GUNA GET PWNEDLOL

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  • lord warrior
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    I think we could do better we handed out XBOX 360. It's american made, and has many more real combat games, for training the new recruits.

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  • Eschatology
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    that magic carpenter makes not only my hart swell..

    tell me brothers and sisters... does that make me a sinner?

    jebus is the 1 and only 4 me

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  • The Other
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    care to elabourate?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by The Other View Post
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    also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?
    With Jesus.

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  • The Other
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    seems slighly ironic to be giveing away "free" games consoles when there are numerous topics around speaking of the troubles these machines cause =/

    also is this where peoples money that they donate to churches is ending up?

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  • Anna Marie Raven
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    Originally posted by Johnbob View Post
    This is unacceptable, trying to help godless headens? Especially giving out a PS3?!! Donate it to the church and hope you wont end up in hell
    Now, is that anyway ta talk about them poor, misguided heathens? We gotta get all the soldiers for Christ that we can!

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  • Johnbob
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    This is unacceptable, trying to help godless headens? Especially giving out a PS3?!! Donate it to the church and hope you wont end up in hell

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    No need to fret, Ms. Seeker! As with all problems, JESUS provides a solution.

    Thanks?!#!?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Epiphany View Post
    Yeah, that and agree to "look" and sign up for a few offers and then refer your friends to them and only when your friends do the same thing do you actually get what they promise.
    Young lady, we are NOT affiliated with the Amway Cult. You're thinking of the Mormoons.

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  • Epiphany
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    Yeah, that and agree to "look" and sign up for a few offers and then refer your friends to them and only when your friends do the same thing do you actually get what they promise.

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