[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Where is my Wii or PS3?
I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.

Dream on simpleton.

[Simon Tam]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Where is my Wii or PS3?
I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.

[I Still Believe]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Jesus spoke to me while eating my daily slice of Cherry Pie and he said prefers playing X-Box.

[Vision Of Love]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Oh my, You should never want to accept Christ because you will get some object that you won't be able to take with you on the other side. You should accept Christ because you know he loves you and you love him back

[MindlessFool]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

"WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.

It seems you have an award for "Fairest and most balanced broadcaster" yet you spout childish insults that one would not find of of place in am elementary school playground. Your comment is dissapointing my hope for your integrity as a member of this forum. This is a religious discussion forum not an episode of "Yo' Momma". Please show some restraint, lest you prove yourself even more immature.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3

If you accepted Jesus, you would have the respect to properly capitalize His name.

Also, you have to repent of being a damned queer.

[Noah Dint]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Learn to count to ten and then come back and try again.

-ND

[Believer1988]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I just got done reading the article "Accept Jesus and Get a Free PS3"! I am absolutely appalled at the message! Now correct me if i am wrong, but to me it seems that this Landover Baptist Church is trying to get kids to hate their parents and to steal from them. Not to mention the fact that you say you will help the kids with the checks and credit cards they steal! (The last time I checked, stealing is against the Commandments!) You are also trying to buy children into believing in Jesus Christ! You are also promising the game "Grand Theft Auto 3"! This game, as fun as it may be, is not a game of Jesus Christ!

NOW COME ON!!!!

I mean the Ten Commandments clearly state:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother

6.

Thou shalt not kill.

6.

You shall not murder.

6.

Do not murder.

7.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

7.

You shall not commit adultery.

7.

Do not commit adultery.

8.

Thou shalt not steal.

8.
You shall not steal.

8.

Do not steal.

9.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

9.

You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.

9.

Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.

10.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,

6.

Thou shalt not kill.

6.

You shall not murder.

6.

Do not murder.

7.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

7.

You shall not commit adultery.

7.

Do not commit adultery.

8.

Thou shalt not steal.

8.
You shall not steal.

8.

Do not steal.

9.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

9.

You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.

9.

Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.

10.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,

6.

Thou shalt not kill.

6.

You shall not murder.

6.

Do not murder.

7.

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

7.

You shall not commit adultery.

7.

Do not commit adultery.

8.

Thou shalt not steal.

8.
You shall not steal.

8.

Do not steal.

9.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

9.

You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.

9.

Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.

10.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,


6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thall Shalt Not Steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. thou shalt not covet.



So does anyone else see the problem with that article! So is this a Christian group or a bunch of hateful people trying to rule the world? You make the choice! I think I will go my way!

A True believer agianst ignorant people!!!!

[Noah Dint]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3

OK, I just swam your river and avoided the border patrol. Now give me my free health care.

-ND

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Did you even read the original post???

[JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3

[Bob Saget]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Bob Saget has no need for a PS3.

Indeed, I have no need for technology (other than this computer to post on LBC)!

[Nobar King]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

How dare you try to bribe people with Satan's technology!

Bob Saget has no need for a PS3.

[Bob Saget]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!

How dare you try to bribe people with Satan's technology!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

No, the PS3 will be restricted to Godly games.