[Totus Tuus Mater]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Baptist joke



I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

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Raven Mad is ok too I quess.
I guess the PS-3 temptation is putting some pressure on me.
Maybe I should stay away from video games.
I'm Sorry.
Forgive me.
Go ahead and ban me.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

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They were in Zaire too. Says so. I gave up skiing so I'm no Nancy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/...3-22-23.0.html


This is why I want "Call of Duty 4"

Right. The only problem is, the article you posted is about a couple killed in Uganda.

You'll have to better than that, nancy.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

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http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/...3-22-23.0.html


This is why I want "Call of Duty 4"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?

Kindly post the news article announcing their deaths.

Frankly we have no shortage of Godless trolls wandering in here wanting to mock Jesus. I need you to convince me that you aren't one of them.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

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First step is to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Get your mom and dad's credit cards ready.

My mom and dad were missionaries killed in Zaire.
Are there any brothers and sisters willing to loan me enough to be prepared for the pagan assault on America?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I would like a PS-3 for my commitment to Jesus as long as it comes with "Call of Duty 4" I want to be pepared to kill pagans both here and on vacation too.

First step is to click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. Get your mom and dad's credit cards ready.

[Dr. Raven Mad]

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I would like a PS-3 for my commitment to Jesus as long as it comes with "Call of Duty 4" I want to be pepared to kill pagans both here and on vacation too.

[undevinelust]

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Now, is that anyway ta talk about them poor, misguided heathens? We gotta get all the soldiers for Christ that we can!

so speaks the person whom watched a movie with people that have special powers AKA mutants change ur AVATAR or u will come to hell with me.

afterall BAPTISTS cry foul at anything that portrays magic and anything out of the ordinary

[Dodger556]

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Where's my free ps3? Do I need to call again?

[Dodger556]

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Alright, against my probable better judgment, I tithed and such that is required from the link posted in the OP's post, do I need to call a number to send them a mailing address or pm someone?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it

whats the catch

Well, we hear that alot actually. From my experience, there might be one of two possible problems.

1. You didn't Tithe sufficiently. (Click on the Paypal button below for more information.)

2. The PS2 games you are attempting to use are designed by japs who want to turn you queer.

[Brother DT]

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I accepted Jesus and got my PS3 and now I cant play my ps2 games on it

whats the catch

[Nobar King]

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Yeah there is something I would like to tell you Pastor Eziekiel. I was saved at the age of 14 and have been serving Him ever since. However I am also down to earth and am proud to be a gay-druid or whatever you say I am. I also like Rock Music and my favorite group's are Queen and AC-DC. But Jesus is Numero-Uno in my life. Im not judging you guys nor do I want to start a debate. Im just looking for some good old fashioned Christian Fellowship...and I do not want to join the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses to do so.

Have a blessed day

Brother DJ

He's just a chav and it wouldn't surprise me if he's under 18, too.