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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #1

    Did God play a joke on these africans?

    Look at this, two negra's give birth to a white baby.

    Or is God making a statement, or better yet, going to start making all babies Caucasian (regardless of color)? Blond hair and all (just like in His image) PRAISE JESUS!!!

    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #2
    Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    Look at this, two negra's give birth to a white baby.

    Or is God making a statement, or better yet, going to start making all babies Caucasian (regardless of color)? Blond hair and all (just like in His image) PRAISE JESUS!!!

    I will bet a weeks wages that the Nigras stole the baby from some poor Caucasian couples home. Add baby stealing to pies and watermelons

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

      Jeremiah 13:23

      Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #4
        Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        Jeremiah 13:23

        Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.
        Did we not see that clearly with the late Michael Jackson?

        Despite all his skin bleaching cosmetics and creams changing him from a black man to a white woman he remained EVIL through to the core.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

          Well the first thing that pops into my mind is, what color is the mailman?

          Now Brothers and Sisters, this may be my soft side coming out but could it be that these two have been such good Christians that God decided to lift the curse of Ham off of their offspring? I'm not sure how that would work out as the child gets older; would the parents have to serve him?
          Drama queen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            I will bet a weeks wages that the Nigras stole the baby from some poor Caucasian couples home. Add baby stealing to pies and watermelons
            I'm with you, Brother. You know they stole that poor little White baby somewhere, or traded it for crack.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

              One has to wonder if there is another ''miracle'' that day,at the same hospital.
              ''White couple gives birth to niglet'' and the white parents are too ashamed to report it.
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • WinnerNotSinner
                Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 951

                #8
                Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                One has to wonder if there is another ''miracle'' that day,at the same hospital.
                ''White couple gives birth to niglet'' and the white parents are too ashamed to report it.
                If my wife gave birth and I got shortchanged a niglet I'd be furious.

                No Nigras will ever be running off with one of my children; that's why I have a loaded shotgun ready under my windowsill, and a rifle in the back of my pickup.
                6
                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                  Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                  If my wife gave birth and I got shortchanged a niglet I'd be furious.

                  No Nigras will ever be running off with one of my children; that's why I have a loaded shotgun ready under my windowsill, and a rifle in the back of my pickup.
                  Is that not in contravention of your firearms certificate?
                  The responsibility safely to store firearms and ammunition is normally discharged by installing a firearms security cabinet. All modern cabinets conform to BS7558, which is the approved standard of security that meets Home Office guidelines. Ammunition should be stored in a separate lockable container, and most gun cabinets designed for Section 1 firearms have integral ammunition containers.
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                  • Benedict A. Davis
                    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 3900

                    #10
                    Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    Is that not in contravention of your firearms certificate?
                    That's odd, my firearms certificate says
                    ''You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands''.
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #11
                      Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                      That's odd, my firearms certificate says
                      ''You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands''.
                      That may well be what yours says, but Chris on the otherhand with a Location of Northumberland (UK) has to work with slightly more restrictive regulations.
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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #12
                        Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        That may well be what yours says, but Chris on the otherhand with a Location of Northumberland (UK) has to work with slightly more restrictive regulations.
                        God's will is the only law I follow. I am a registered gun user, these guns need to sometimes be transported for pigeon shooting, so I don't know what your quarrel is.
                        6
                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                          God's will is the only law I follow. I am a registered gun user, these guns need to sometimes be transported for pigeon shooting, so I don't know what your quarrel is.
                          Transporting them is fine, it is your storage arrangements that seem a little short of the mark.
                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post

                          No Nigras will ever be running off with one of my children; that's why I have a loaded shotgun ready under my windowsill, and a rifle in the back of my pickup.
                          And considering recent the tragic events in Northumbria I don't think these people we see it your way:
                          Firearms and Explosives Licensing Department
                          Force Information and Intelligence
                          Northumbria Police Headquarters
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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Transporting them is fine, it is your storage arrangements that seem a little short of the mark.

                            And considering recent the tragic events in Northumbria I don't think these people we see it your way:
                            Firearms and Explosives Licensing Department
                            Force Information and Intelligence
                            Northumbria Police Headquarters
                            For someone who claims that other peoples lives are none of his business (isn't that one of your 8 "ought not to") you sure spend a lot of time sticking your nose where it isn't welcome.
                            Drama queen

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                            • WinnerNotSinner
                              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 951

                              #15
                              Re: Did God play a joke on these africans?

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Transporting them is fine, it is your storage arrangements that seem a little short of the mark.

                              And considering recent the tragic events in Northumbria I don't think these people we see it your way:
                              Firearms and Explosives Licensing Department
                              Force Information and Intelligence
                              Northumbria Police Headquarters
                              What so just because 1 man was possessed by demons and ran around wiping some sinners off the face of the earth I shouldn't be allowed to keep guns in my truck to shoot pigeons? Tell me Freddie, what planet are you on?

                              Nigras need to be controlled, end of, and if they start running out of control then measures may need to be taken. Hmm, for example, if a monkey started running WILD at a zoo, stealing the visitors Ice Creams and personal belongings like phones and television sets would you stop the keeper with the tranquiliser gun and say, "wait a minute, Chris the trained gunman, let me get out my RULEBOOK because I don't think that firearm has been stored according to regulations". No, you wouldn't, you'd say "SHOOT THAT FRICKIN NIGRA MONKEY NOW!!"

                              In short, I am not breaking any law of God's or in the wrong at all, I am being practical.
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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