Volunteers Needed for Holy Mission

[HTannor]

Members of a church in Gainesville, Florida are planning to commemorate the anniversary of the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 by burning Korans. The "International Burn A Quran Day," is just the latest in anti-Islamic protests that the Dove World Outreach Center holds each year on 9/11.

"The goal of these and other protests are to give Muslims an opportunity to convert," said the church's pastor, Terry Jones.

The church stirred up controversy last year when in July, they put out signs that read "Islam Is of the Devil," which is also the title of the pastor's book which is widely available on ebay at a substantial discount from the publisher’s list price.

"We are definitely trying to send the message that Jesus Christ is the only way, said Jones.

The church has been known for its controversial nature since it was founded by Jones in 1981. The Dove World Outreach Center has also been very outspoken about abortion, gay marriage and homosexuality.

Members of the congregation plan to meet on August 2 to protest the election of Gainesville's first gay mayor. They have come under scrutiny in the past for picketing with signs that said "No Homo Mayor."

I firmly believe that this church needs to send a message to the mudslimes throughout the world that America Will Not Bow Down to their false religious murderous beliefs.

Granted, this is not a Baptist Church, but I believe the message they are going to send is well within the beliefs that we cherish. An added bonus is they are against homers and their gay “marriages” and killing innocent children before their first breath.

I have already contacted Pastor Jones to ask if he feels there is a need for a security force to be present to stand up for their First Amendment Rights when they will undoubtedly be assaulted by leftist lieberals and their commie supporters in the main street media.

He readily agreed and will welcome any and all who support them in their God-Given right to free speech and to spit on the Korans before throwing them into the pyre.

I am calling for all able bodied LBC members who have had nearly two days of Navy Seal training like me to step forward and ride the bus to Gainesville in time to protect these Godly people in their noble mission.


(It would be very nice if the LBC security committee would front us the necessary funds to rent the bus. Greyhound’s people tell me a “generous” discount is available for church groups.)

[Benedict A. Davis]

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I firmly believe that this church needs to send a message to the mudslimes throughout the world that America Will Not Bow Down to their false religious murderous beliefs.

Granted, this is not a Baptist Church, but I believe the message they are going to send is well within the beliefs that we cherish. An added bonus is they are against homers and their gay “marriages” and killing innocent children before their first breath.

I have already contacted Pastor Jones to ask if he feels there is a need for a security force to be present to stand up for their First Amendment Rights when they will undoubtedly be assaulted by leftist lieberals and their commie supporters in the main street media.

He readily agreed and will welcome any and all who support them in their God-Given right to free speech and to spit on the Korans before throwing them into the pyre.

I am calling for all able bodied LBC members who have had nearly two days of Navy Seal training like me to step forward and ride the bus to Gainesville in time to protect these Godly people in their noble mission.


(It would be very nice if the LBC security committee would front us the necessary funds to rent the bus. Greyhound’s people tell me a “generous” discount is available for church groups.)

My calender seems to be clear that week and I have my Winnebago that sleeps 6 comfortably, so if it were a small group we could do the drive down in it, let me know if I can be of any help.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It is clear to me that this well thought out plan will have Muslins reconsidering the Divinity of Christ.

I do hope that some of them will come along and contribute to the conflagration. We will then all be able to sit down and iron out any minor differences over beer and pork steaks.

[HTannor]

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These quick responses are very heartening.

Brother Davis, your offer is very generous and we may well take you up on that if our party does not exceed the sleeping capacity of your motor home.

I'm guessing the RV is well equipped with all the amenaties, up to and including a gun safe with a capacity of an adequate arsenal. And here I mean a minimum of six M14s with banana clips and my M60 with several belts of ammo. I'm thinking my Stinger missle will comfortably fit under the dashboard.

Brother Bathfire, I'm well aware that your Marine Raider Battalion training was in the 1920s, but once a Marine, always a Marine.

Your calm, confident, well reasoned and insightful assurance will carry us forward. I'm already looking forward to the cookout since I'm told you are a legend with pork steaks on the grill. Your Coleman cooler full of milwaukee's finest will surely be a temptation to those third world types that show up.

I'm hoping Pastor Zeke (Who, I'm told, has extensive experience in up close and personal hand-to-hand action) will be there to bring the heathens to their knees.

Rev. Osborne is always welcome to join us because I'm told that mudslimes usually bring their daughters along to cause diversions of the burka-bomb sort.

If the good Reverend can get to them first and convince them to join his "Virgins for Jesus" program that will take away any flanking maneuver attack they have in mind.


I look forward to other True Christians™ joining us in this Holy Crusade.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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These quick responses are very heartening.

Brother Davis, your offer is very generous and we may well take you up on that if our party does not exceed the sleeping capacity of your motor home.

I'm guessing the RV is well equipped with all the amenaties, up to and including a gun safe with a capacity of an adequate arsenal. And here I mean a minimum of six M14s with banana clips and my M60 with several belts of ammo. I'm thinking my Stinger missle will comfortably fit under the dashboard.

Brother Bathfire, I'm well aware that your Marine Raider Battalion training was in the 1920s, but once a Marine, always a Marine.

Your calm, confident, well reasoned and insightful assurance will carry us forward. I'm already looking forward to the cookout since I'm told you are a legend with pork steaks on the grill. Your Coleman cooler full of milwaukee's finest will surely be a temptation to those third world types that show up.

I'm hoping Pastor Zeke (Who, I'm told, has extensive experience in up close and personal hand-to-hand action) will be there to bring the heathens to their knees.

Rev. Osborne is always welcome to join us because I'm told that mudslimes usually bring their daughters along to cause diversions of the burka-bomb sort.

If the good Reverend can get to them first and convince them to join his "Virgins for Jesus" program that will take away any flanking maneuver attack they have in mind.


I look forward to other True Christians™ joining us in this Holy Crusade.

Sounds like you have the basics hashed out.You do not have to worry as I have a large gun-safe built onto the frame of the RV. I had that put in because I do have a FFL 8 license WITH A CLASS 2 sticker to buy and sell guns . That being said I would have to put one caveat to the plans. I must insist that their are no convicted felons riding in the Winnebago. Wait, I know we are to forgive True Christians their past indiscretions, I do, I truly do. The issue is I can cross State lines with a Felon or I can cross them with your target shooters but I can't cross with both. I will leave it to you, Brother Tannor, to confirm we are ok on this little legal matter as you know everyone so much better than I. As an after thought if the whole Felon thing is too much to deal with, I do own a box of ''antique'' Thompson machine guns that would pose no issues what so ever. They are old but a lot of fun when target shooting. It is so surprising how many targets recognize a Thompson at 1st sight. Just let me know.