10 Reasons why you should love me

[Eosphoros]

Why hell-o there, good people.

Eosphoros here, though I go by a couple different names where I'm known. Though I just discovered this wondeful website recently, I've been in the game for a looooong time, if you know what I mean

Anyways, I've found that I get a lot of flack from a majority of the people out there, and I just wanted to let you guys know that it is unwarranted, and hurts a little. And I want to give you all a list of why you all should really get to know me a little better.

1. A really was am a nice guy.

2. I'm one of the most generous people you'll ever know. I like to give people what they want, and I'm very accommodating.

3. I think Jesus is great! I mean, serisously, though I didn't know him when he was alive I feel like I can imagine what it would've been like to have walked with him, and spoken to him, and offered him my boon (which he wouldn't accept, cause eh's such a cool guy)

4. I love AMERICA! Sometimes I feel like my personal work is making this country the amazing place it is today, and I love it!

5. I love God. I'm gonna be honest with you here. I once made a terrible mistake a few years back, and I'm still paying for it. But I'm hoping one day to be able to fly on up to the pearly gates with the rest of you kick-ass white christian americans and become one with the holy body once more.

6. I support the War against Terrorism. Seriously, the more dirty Arabs that get killed the better, I say!

7. I'm a very just person. I'm employed as head warden of a prison down south, and I always treat each prisoner with the individual respect and justice that each of them deserves (though I'm not afraid to lay down the law when I have to)

8. I hate the gays. There's been some speculation in the past that I might actually be gay. I just want to clear this up right now. I AM NOT! I love the ladies, and I've been known to be a bit of womanizer a bit in my past, though they've always turned out to be little more than stupid witches.

9. I repent for my sins just like the rest of you.

10. You and I have a lot more in common than you know

[SticksAndStones]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

1. You have not read the King James Bible.
2. You have sinned, you said so yourself. Therefore, you will be sent to hell. No use of repenting.

At least, that's what the people over here think.

I, on the other hand, am more tolerating, and don't believe in this heaven and hell nonsense. All people are good inside, and will reach God sooner or later.

[Zordiana]

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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

Pleasure to meet you, Esophagus!

This really should be in the introduction forum.

Are you aware that introducing yourself as a victim and whining about how most people hate and mock you immediately paints an image of you as a pathetic loser and thin-skinned pansy who should be mocked and hated?

Maybe if you'd focus more on Jesus and less on complaining, people would see the light of Jesus and ignore your pathetic, whining self.

[Eosphoros]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

1. You have not read the King James Bible.
2. You have sinned, you said so yourself. Therefore, you will be sent to hell. No use of repenting.

At least, that's what the people over here think.

I, on the other hand, am more tolerating, and don't believe in this heaven and hell nonsense. All people are good inside, and will reach God sooner or later.

1. I actually am very well versed in all forms of religious literature. I oughtta know, after all.

2. I have indeed sinned, but haven't we all at some point? After all "So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her"

[Zordiana]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

1. You have not read the King James Bible.
2. You have sinned, you said so yourself. Therefore, you will be sent to hell. No use of repenting.

At least, that's what the people over here think.

I, on the other hand, am more tolerating, and don't believe in this heaven and hell nonsense. All people are good inside, and will reach God sooner or later.

1. Doesn't make him a bad person.
2. I have sinned, you have sinned, we all have sinned. But God is forgiving. You will never understand what that means if you keep this up.

You, on the other hand are a wasted human life.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

1. Doesn't make him a bad person.
2. I have sinned, you have sinned, we all have sinned. But God is forgiving. You will never understand what that means if you keep this up.

You, on the other hand are a wasted human life.

Being a "good person" does not get one into Heaven. Being a Saved(tm) Christian is the only thing that gets one into Heaven.

God only forgives those who repent.

Repentance means sincerely understanding that your lustful thought, or your little white lie, is as a thousand knives in the back to God, causing Him unending agony and torture because it is rejection of His Love. You must then apologize to God for your worthlessness and never do it again.

Saying "Oh, gee, I'm sorry" and going out to do it again is not repentance.

[Eosphoros]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

Pleasure to meet you, Esophagus!

This really should be in the introduction forum.

Are you aware that introducing yourself as a victim and whining about how most people hate and mock you immediately paints an image of you as a pathetic loser and thin-skinned pansy who should be mocked and hated?

Maybe if you'd focus more on Jesus and less on complaining, people would see the light of Jesus and ignore your pathetic, whining self.

Oh Reverand, you see it's that kind of name calling that gives me the feeling we'll be reeeeaal good friends!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

Mr Osteoporisis,

Loving you is not of issue,liking you however is another thing.

You have not followed a common courtesy of INTRODUCING yourself in the aptly named INTRODUCTION FORUM.

Please post an introduction all about yourself there and then you will be considered for a WELCOME.

Until that time, please refrain from posting on any of the other forums.

I look forward to your INTRODUCTION.

YIC,

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Eosphoros]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

Now now my dear no need to be so abrasive.

Though I do like the gals a little "fiery" if you catch my drift

I have obliged by your wishes and posted an introduction.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons why you should love me

I honestly don't see what your pathetic winning is about Eosphoros; threw Christ all things are possible so even someone as repulsive as you could reach Heaven if you only accept Jesus as your Personal Savior.

[Eosphoros]

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I honestly don't see what your pathetic winning is about Eosphoros; threw Christ all things are possible so even someone as repulsive as you could reach Heaven if you only accept Jesus as your Personal Savior.

I think you might be confused. Where exactly was it that I was whining? I've got nothing to whine about, I simply was wishing to defend my reputation. And you know nothing of my appearance, so how could you be so boring as to call me repulsive.

Oh, and he prefers to be called Jesus of Nazareth. Perhaps you should learn about who you're actually worshipping before you get on your knees next time

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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And you know nothing of my appearance, so how could you be so boring as to call me repulsive.

He wasn't judging your appearance.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Repulsive means he is "repelled" by you. Did you ever stop to think maybe he is repelled by your personality?

[Eosphoros]

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He wasn't judging your appearance.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Repulsive means he is "repelled" by you. Did you ever stop to think maybe he is repelled by your personality?

Hmm well I do suppose he is a good 'ol boy now ain't he?

You look to be pretty well with word play there. Care for a little game?

[JediKnight]

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Perhaps you should learn about who you're actually worshipping before you get on your knees next time

There's only one occasion where they'll wanna be on their knees and the truth is you need the right amount of money to be able to see them 'worshipping'. Heck, they'll 'worship' anyone if the price is right.