[Sister Charli]

Re: Scripture Challenge

The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance) interprets this passage as:

That is about as biblically correct as Jo Freddie's Pastafarian "bible" is!

[Lisa H]

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Oh dear! Someone is reading this scripture way out of context!!

The better translation (by National Gay Pentecostal Alliance) interprets this passage as:

"And a man who will lie down with a male in beds of a woman, both of them have made an abomination; dying they will die. Their blood is on them."

So it is not an outright prohibition on gay sex. It just places a limit on it - and says it shouldn't be done on the marital bed.

Of course a Bible which has been modified by homers will say that. Seriously do you think 2 homers will lie in a womens bed, of course not. If I found out 2 homers had sex in my bed I will burn it because of the homer disease

[bisexual-an-lovin-it]

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I will burn it because of the homer disease

The 'homer disease'??? Please, please please please tell me you are joking. You cannot actually believe you can become gay by catching some disease!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Scripture Challenge

Here's a more complete list of what God has to say about the cult of faggotism.

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.


2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Twist that, queerboy.

[Lisa H]

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The 'homer disease'??? Please, please please please tell me you are joking. You cannot actually believe you can become gay by catching some disease!

You homers carry that homer AID's

[bisexual-an-lovin-it]

Re: Scripture Challenge

You homers carry that homer AID's

Straight people get aids too, did you know that?

And not all gay people have AIDs.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Scripture Challenge

Straight people get aids too, did you know that?

And not all gay people have AIDs.

But all gay people have the virus that causes AIDS, and that is just as bad. You cannot trick Lisa into having sex with you by downplaying the seriousness of the AIDS virus. She is a wholesome Christian woman and has no interest in catching faggorhea. Go pick on some liberals. They will be happy to catch your AIDS. You are wasting your time here.

[Lisa H]

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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?

And not all gay people have AIDs.

Thats because you homers infect straight people with your AID's. You Homers spread the disease with your perverted lifestyle.

True not all gay people have AID's, but they will eventually, God has given them time repent their sinful ways.

[James Dewitt]

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Straight people get aids too, did you know that?

And not all gay people have AIDs.

Lets clear a few things up right now! The AID is transmitted to normal people from faggots via hand shakes, sneezes,breathing the air that they have expelled at a close range(always stand upwind and at least 10 feet away), using a public rest room,( Ladies never use them if you sit on a toilet seat that a lesbo sat on you will be infected with the AID).( I have never done this but some do) shopping for clothing at any store that ends in Mart, Homers try on the clothing and then put the soiled garments back on the shelf for some unsuspecting normal person to buy, the AID bugs cling to the clothes and boom, you got the AID!

[bisexual-an-lovin-it]

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Lets clear a few things up right now! The AID is transmitted to normal people from faggots via hand shakes, sneezes,breathing the air that they have expelled at a close range(always stand upwind and at least 10 feet away), using a public rest room,( Ladies never use them if you sit on a toilet seat that a lesbo sat on you will be infected with the AID).( I have never done this but some do) shopping for clothing at any store that ends in Mart, Homers try on the clothing and then put the soiled garments back on the shelf for some unsuspecting normal person to buy, the AID bugs cling to the clothes and boom, you got the AID!

You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.

You are understating the communicability of AIDS because you want us to catch it.

[Lisa H]

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You are extremely ignorant. Aids can only be transmitted through blood, jizz, and breastmilk. NOTHING ELSE.

James is not ignorant. I hope you are not going to spill your blood, jizz, and breast milk around here.

[bisexual-an-lovin-it]

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You are understating the communicability of AIDS because you want us to catch it.

no, i don't actually, because AIDs is a horrible disease and I don't want anyone to have it. But i am trying to make you understand that people with AIDs are just people, dying people yes, but you won't catch AIDs unless you sleep with them, share a hypothermic needle with them or if they breastfeed you.

[Lisa H]

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no, i don't actually, because AIDs is a horrible disease and I don't want anyone to have it. But i am trying to make you understand that people with AIDs are just people, dying people yes, but you won't catch AIDs unless you sleep with them, share a hypothermic needle with them or if they breastfeed you.

If it is so horrible then give up your homer lifestyle so you do not catch it.

[bisexual-an-lovin-it]

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If it is so horrible then give up your homer lifestyle so you do not catch it.

I won't get it because I am careful about whom I have sex with, and I'm not on herion, so theres virtually no way I'll get it