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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

    Originally posted by liberal baptist View Post
    people with deformities are born that way
    how can God punish them while they are being concieved?
    i have met deformitized/disabled people that are extremely nice
    and refering to the first post: it is extremely insensitive to say something like that to someone that is probably made fun of all the time
    if i was him i would have been super mad too
    You are obviously not a Christian. Have you ever read the Bible? Where does it say any of the absurd claims you're making?

    Take a look at my sermon on what God thinks of cripples HERE.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mr. Jingles
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 574

      #17
      Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

      I once met a midget in a shopping mall. I told him that he shouldn't be allowed out in public; he burst into tears. It was fun making him cry.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #18
        Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

        Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
        I once met a midget in a shopping mall. I told him that he shouldn't be allowed out in public; he burst into tears. It was fun making him cry.
        You didn't touch it did you? You can catch things off them I've heard.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #19
          Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You are obviously not a Christian. Have you ever read the Bible? Where does it say any of the absurd claims you're making?

          Take a look at my sermon on what God thinks of cripples HERE.
          God doesn't hate people because they're cripples; God cripples people because He hates them.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #20
            Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

            Originally posted by liberal God-mocker View Post
            people with deformities are born that way
            how can God punish them while they are being concieved?
            i have met deformitized/disabled people that are extremely nice
            and refering to the first post: it is extremely insensitive to say something like that to someone that is probably made fun of all the time
            if i was him i would have been super mad too
            Deformitized. Really? That is the word you chose to defend dwarves?

            That's like telling someone whose hair is on fire that they look taller!

            Deformitized?!? God doesn't "deformitize" people, he afflicts them. And it's for something the parents, usually the mother did, not the precious products of conception itself. Get your facts and your language straight.

            Does your keyboard not have a 'Shift' key?
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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post

              Are ALL s'midgets demons?
              Sister, all I know is they use some unholy magic to defy the very laws of nature God Himself set in motion. How does this little man stay up? It doesn't make sense!


              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974

                #22
                Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                It's best not to trust a "person" with the temperament and lifespan of a chihuahua.
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • Sammy The Penitent
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                  • Nov 2012
                  • 289

                  #23
                  Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  It's best not to trust a "person" with the temperament and lifespan of a chihuahua.
                  MIdgets have been utilized quite effectively in Florida. However, I wouldn't recommend getting close to one unless you are a fully immunized trained professional.




                  YIC
                  2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                  • Lallyann46
                    Unsaved trash, freakish midget, perverted lesbian
                    • Oct 2013
                    • 70

                    #24
                    Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                    Sadly you have removed my posts, so the ones posted do not make sense as to why people have posted in the way they have. I find that rather cowardice if I am permitted to say so.

                    I feel so sorry for the members of this fellowship and web forum. Iam glad I am saved by grace, and God loves me just as I am and looks at my heart and not my appearance. He blesses me as he did Zaccheus. I pray that God will reveal Himself to you all and make you see the error of your ways.

                    I cannot believe Pastors are condemning people that through no fault of their own are born with differences such as myself.
                    For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #25
                      Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                      You're not making any sense, dear. No pastors have condemned anyone. The LORD Himself passes judgement. We are merely the Ambassadors of the King (2 Corinthians 5:20). If you have a problem with the way things are, take it up with Him.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • John Creeser
                        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7248

                        #26
                        Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                        Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                        Sadly you have removed my posts, so the ones posted do not make sense as to why people have posted in the way they have. I find that rather cowardice if I am permitted to say so.

                        I feel so sorry for the members of this fellowship and web forum. Iam glad I am saved by grace, and God loves me just as I am and looks at my heart and not my appearance. He blesses me as he did Zaccheus. I pray that God will reveal Himself to you all and make you see the error of your ways.

                        I cannot believe Pastors are condemning people that through no fault of their own are born with differences such as myself.
                        God not only hates you, he hates all sorts of cripples/freaks.

                        Leviticus 21:17-23

                        17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

                        18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

                        19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

                        20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

                        21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

                        22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

                        23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.

                        Before I was a True Christian(tm) I would have accepted you just how you are. Now that I am saved, I have to follow God's word...which means you are unsaved and unworthy.
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                        • Lallyann46
                          Unsaved trash, freakish midget, perverted lesbian
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 70

                          #27
                          Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                          But dont you understand, God sending his only son, in the new testament, changed all that. John 3 v 16 tells us that.

                          You are all so terribly mislead, I pray God will help to lead you into the light. My God is a loving and forgiving God, and he loves the sinners, so know he must love me a child of His.
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #28
                            Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                            Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                            But dont you understand, God sending his only son, in the new testament, changed all that. John 3 v 16 tells us that.
                            No dear, look again at what the LORD says in His Word...

                            For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


                            Note the phrase "that whoseover believeth in him." This does not mean, "that anyone and everyone." There exists a very specific condition here - belief in Christ. No belief? No Salvation.

                            For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.


                            The world (mankind) has already been condemned ("the wages of sin is death," Romans 6:23). The Son came for those who MIGHT be Saved. This word is used in auxiliary function to express permission, but not everyone has this permission. The default is set not to "Salvation," but to "Perish":

                            He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
                            John 3:16-18


                            Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post
                            You are all so terribly mislead, I pray God will help to lead you into the light. My God is a loving and forgiving God, and he loves the sinners, so know he must love me a child of His.
                            Clearly dear, you are the one misled. Someone erroneously taught you that Jesus loves you unconditionally. Where this idea came from is anyone's guess (*cough* communist hippies *cough*), but it certainly isn't from the Holy Bible. The Holy Bible is very clear to those who but read it: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Nobar King
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #29
                              Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                              Originally posted by Lallyann46 View Post

                              You are all so terribly mislead,
                              I'm so glad that you finally arrived in our forum to tell us we're doing it wrong. I don't know what I would have done without all of this new information you have to share.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #30
                                Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons?

                                Are midgets evil demons?

                                Yes.
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                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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