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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932
    #31
    Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

    Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
    Freidenker are not racists like you. Go to hell.
    Is this your satanic cult sign, complete with flames from hell? Oh wait, you're german. Perhaps they are flames from an oven or something.

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      • Freidenker
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        • Mar 2008
        • 56
        #32
        Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

        No, I am a True Christian.

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493
            #33
            Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

            Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
            No, I am a True Christian.
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH thanks for the humour heathen rot knob hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
            OK back to my composure..
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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              • Freidenker
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                • Mar 2008
                • 56
                #34
                Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH thanks for the humour heathen rot knob hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa.
                Thanks for your intelligent comment.
                Bush couldn't have said it better.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22887
                    #35
                    Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                    Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                    No, I am a True Christian.
                    No, you are not: only Landover Baptists are True Christians™ (and note the trademark sign); you're what we call a Salad-Bar Christian - you pick the bits of the Bible that suit you personally – you browse amongst verses, you chew idly on Psalms and so you create your own small religion of one - and you know what? It's not God's religion.

                    At Landover we accept every word of the Bible, no matter how hard it may be for us to live that way, we just buckle down and do it.

                    God dictated a book for us - why would he want us only to keep to the bits we like?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Freidenker
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                        • Mar 2008
                        • 56
                        #36
                        Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        only Landover Baptists are True Christians™
                        Yes, like the Catholics, the Orthodox Christians and all the other folk...

                        You think you know the truth. In fact, you are not better than Hitler.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414
                            #37
                            Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                            Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                            Yes, like the Catholics, the Orthodox Christians and all the other folk...

                            You think you know the truth. In fact, you are not better than Hitler.
                            You keep bringing up Hitler. Are you a personal friend of Godwin's? Are you on some sort of loyalty plan where you get rewards for how often you break his law?
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                              • Freidenker
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                                • Mar 2008
                                • 56
                                #38
                                Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                                You keep bringing up Hitler. Are you a personal friend of Godwin's? Are you on some sort of loyalty plan where you get rewards for how often you break his law?
                                You keep bringing up Mother Mary. Are you a personal friend of our holy Mother? If not, shut up, b***h.
                                Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 03-23-2008, 02:23 AM. Reason: Watch your language!

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                                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 12414
                                    #39
                                    Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                    Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                                    You keep bringing up Mother Mary. Are you a personal friend of our holy Mother? If not, shut up, b***h.
                                    Never mind the obscene language, but to call me a Mary-worshipping papist?!?! SLANDER!!!! VILE, VICIOUS SLANDER!!!!
                                    Posted via Prayer

                                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                      • ForGodsSake
                                        X-Aussie Evangelist
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 493
                                        #40
                                        Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                        Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                                        You keep bringing up Mother Mary. Are you a personal friend of our holy Mother? If not, shut up, b***h.
                                        OH now it all starting to come out huh. You imbecile.
                                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                                          • Freidenker
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                                            • Mar 2008
                                            • 56
                                            #41
                                            Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                            Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                                            OH now it all starting to come out huh. You imbecile.
                                            I confess. I am not an illiterate like you.

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                                              • ForGodsSake
                                                X-Aussie Evangelist
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2008
                                                • 493
                                                #42
                                                Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                                Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                                                I confess. I am not an illiterate like you.
                                                May that be so but there is one problem. Why do you look like a complete idiot in your avatar.
                                                (2 Peter 3:10)

                                                But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                                                  • Freidenker
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                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                    • 56
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                                    I know that you temporarily changed my avatar. Sorry to disappoint you, old faker . Manipulation is the tool of the close-minded and less gifted. Nevertheless, have fun abusing your administrative power, forum Nazi .

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                                                      • ForGodsSake
                                                        X-Aussie Evangelist
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Feb 2008
                                                        • 493
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                                        Originally posted by Freidenker View Post
                                                        I know that you temporarily changed my avatar. Sorry to disappoint you, old faker . Manipulation is the tool of the close-minded and less gifted. Nevertheless, have fun abusing your administrative power, forum Nazi .
                                                        Ummmm hey IDIOT read my title it say True Christian, not moderator or Pastor but True Christian. So try that one again and make sure you get it right For Gods Sake....
                                                        (2 Peter 3:10)

                                                        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians!

                                                            Crimeny, doesn't this awful negro ever sleep?

                                                            Shoo demon! I have some pies I need to cool on the windowsill.
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