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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #91
    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Sister Phebe has many duties to perform, she does not have to wait with baited breath for your next comment. Besides why would she read KFT-CFT when she reads the King James Bible to read.
    We have been over this before Lisa - The KJV-CFT is the same as what you call the King James Bible, it is just a more accurate name for it.

    Now if you are going to come back with "They can't be as they have different names" you must be in the wrong church, as by that logic the people here do not use the King James Bible they use the KJV1611 here.
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #92
      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      We have been over this before Lisa - The KJV-CFT is the same as what you call the King James Bible, it is just a more accurate name for it.

      Now if you are going to come back with "They can't be as they have different names" you must be in the wrong church, as by that logic the people here do not use the King James Bible they use the KJV1611 here.
      They are different. If you want refer to the King James Bible, then say King James Bible. If you use some different name, it is something different. Simple!
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #93
        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        They are different. If you want refer to the King James Bible, then say King James Bible. If you use some different name, it is something different. Simple!
        Why?

        It is hardly ever referred to as the King James Bible by anyone here.

        Lets use your logic for a moment:- Tell me why don't you read the KJV1611 like the pastors tell you to?
        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Try reading the REAL Bible, The Holy KJV1611 Bible, the only one dictated directly by God, and you may stand a chance of grasping His love.
        All you quotes must be invalid as they come from the King James Bible and not the "The Holy KJV1611 Bible"
        You must be a "false christian" Lisa.

        You may not like me calling it the KJV-CFT, but that does not change the fact I am referring to the same book, I just use a much more accurate name for it.
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #94
          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Why?

          It is hardly ever referred to as the King James Bible by anyone here.

          Lets use your logic for a moment:- Tell me why don't you read the KJV1611 like the pastors tell you to?

          All you quotes must be invalid as they come from the King James Bible and not the "The Holy KJV1611 Bible"
          You must be a "false christian" Lisa.

          You may not like me calling it the KJV-CFT, but that does not change the fact I am referring to the same book, I just use a much more accurate name for it.
          Now Jo Freddie, you know I read the Bible and all my quotes are from King James 1611 version. I feel insulted that you would call be a false christian.

          Your so called name for the Bible is as accurate as snow falling on Ayres Rock (Uluru if you prefer)
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #95
            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Now Jo Freddie, you know I read the Bible and all my quotes are from King James 1611 version. I feel insulted that you would call be a false christian.
            So I see you use the King James 1611 version.

            But you say the Phebes uses the King James Bible, so you are saying she must be a false christian then. I thought she was your friend? but now you are saying that she is not a true christian as she does not use the right bible.

            Really Lisa, you are so fickle.
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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #96
              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              So I see you use the King James 1611 version.

              But you say the Phebes uses the King James Bible, so you are saying she must be a false christian then. I thought she was your friend? but now you are saying that she is not a true christian as she does not use the right bible.

              Really Lisa, you are so fickle.
              Jo, you are being you mean pirate again. I would never say anything against Sister Phebe, and she knows exactly what Bible I am referring to.

              Do not take your pettiness out on me.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #97
                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Jo, you are being you mean pirate again. I would never say anything against Sister Phebe, and she knows exactly what Bible I am referring to.

                Do not take your pettiness out on me.
                But you said she did not read the right bible! how can it be the right bible it is called something different, and as you keep telling me if it is called by another name it can not be the same thing.

                Why do you hate Phebes so much that you call her a heretic?
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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #98
                  Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  But you said she did not read the right bible! how can it be the right bible it is called something different, and as you keep telling me if it is called by another name it can not be the same thing.

                  Why do you hate Phebes so much that you call her a heretic?
                  Listen you pirate.
                  I would never say anything against Sister Phebe.
                  Sister Phebe reads the same version of the Bible I do. King James 1611.
                  I have never said Sister Phebe is a heretic, so don't put words in my mouth.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #99
                    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Listen you pirate.
                    I would never say anything against Sister Phebe.
                    Sister Phebe reads the same version of the Bible I do. King James 1611.
                    I have never said Sister Phebe is a heretic, so don't put words in my mouth.
                    Make your mind up Lisa you said she reads the King James Bible.
                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    Sister Phebe has many duties to perform, she does not have to wait with baited breath for your next comment. Besides why would she read KFT-CFT when she reads the King James Bible to read.
                    How can she be using the same Bible as you?
                    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                    They are different. If you want refer to the King James Bible, then say King James Bible. If you use some different name, it is something different. Simple!
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #100
                      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Make your mind up Lisa you said she reads the King James Bible.

                      How can she be using the same Bible as you?
                      That's right, pull different comments together so you can misquote them. You know exactly what I am talking about. So stop with your silliness.

                      I am glad you have gotten rid of the lump of spaghetti in the signature area.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #101
                        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        That's right, pull different comments together so you can misquote them. You know exactly what I am talking about. So stop with your silliness.

                        I am glad you have gotten rid of the lump of spaghetti in the signature area.
                        Sister Lisa, Pasta Boy is upset because I would not give him a ride to the US on my Jet. So now he is after my wife for some reason. I am afraid that our Pasta loving heathen does not possess a certain part of a mans anatomy and has to attack females.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #102
                          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Sister Lisa, Pasta Boy is upset because I would not give him a ride to the US on my Jet. So now he is after my wife for some reason. I am afraid that our Pasta loving heathen does not possess a certain part of a mans anatomy and has to attack females.
                          That explains why he has been more aggressive Brother James. He might clam down after he has a few cans of spaghetti.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #103
                            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            That's right, pull different comments together so you can misquote them. You know exactly what I am talking about. So stop with your silliness.
                            I did not misquote anything Lisa.

                            Ah sorry Lisa my humble apologies, you are right I of course the KFT-CFT is not the same as the King James Bible, I had made a typo hence your confusion.

                            Here is what I meant to say
                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Such an accolade would not upset me, however I would feel that I was not worthy as there are many great Pastafarian Prophets around today who that honour should goto.

                            She was unable to find fault with my use of scripture from the KJV-CFT.
                            I notice she has run away, ashamed of what she has done maybe?
                            Now the KJV-CFT is just another name for The King James Bible, also know as The KJV1611.
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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #104
                              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I did not misquote anything Lisa.

                              Ah sorry Lisa my humble apologies, you are right I of course the KFT-CFT is not the same as the King James Bible, I had made a typo hence your confusion.

                              Here is what I meant to say


                              Now the KJV-CFT is just another name for The King James Bible, also know as The KJV1611.
                              Now Jo stop having a cry like when you were a baby

                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                #105
                                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                Now Jo stop having a cry like when you were a baby
                                What planet are you on Lisa?

                                Just where am I crying? I am not upset about anything. You on the other hand do seem to have got you unmentionables in a twist.

                                I find the root of your confusion and I apologised for causing any misunderstanding.

                                From you last comment I take it that you have accepted that The King James Bible and the KJV-CFT are one and the same thing, thank you for that Lisa.
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