[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

The God, Our Lord Noodle, and no it was not at a "Sizzler" or any other similar establishment

Ahh.. The Olive Garden then!

Some how I do not think that would work if they were ANYTHING like Lisa.
They would no doubt try to do things like....

• Feed me snags with dead horse.
• Ruin my favourite Pasta sauce by using capsicum & zucchini instead of peppers & courgette.
• And I certainly have no wish to go to the beach with someone wearing woman's undergarments on their feet instead of the appropriate footwear.

You would be marrying a True Christian™, not some bogan!

I doubt she would accept your proposal anyway! You are not good enough for her and she would probably tire of hearing "I'll get you Butler", "fwauuh" ,"oi! you're nicked" and "I'm freeee, Capt Peacock"...as you stare at her "norks".

Saucy!

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Ahh.. The Olive Garden then!

The Olive Garden was created as a temptation to all Pastafarians by claiming that they serve pasta, but in actuality it is not pasta, but some sort of mushy stuff. The bread-sticks are still good though.

I doubt she would accept your proposal anyway!

Good, then she will not be too upset that I have no intention of making any such offer.

[Lisa H]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

The Olive Garden was created as a temptation to all Pastafarians by claiming that they serve pasta, but in actuality it is not pasta, but some sort of mushy stuff. The bread-sticks are still good though.

Good, then she will not be too upset that I have no intention of making any such offer.

Thank the Lord for that. God only knows what kind of husband you would make.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

The Olive Garden was created as a temptation to all Pastafarians by claiming that they serve pasta, but in actuality it is not pasta, but some sort of mushy stuff. The bread-sticks are still good though.

False prophet, false religion... the false restaurant should be a perfect fit for you!

Oh well..


I notice the breadsticks are to your liking though, homer!

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

False prophet, false religion... the false restaurant should be a perfect fit for you!

Thou art the one with a False Prophet, False Religion, and False God, who appears to be recommending a False Restaurant.

I notice the breadsticks are to your liking though, homer!

I see no correlation between ones dietary preferences and sexuality, but then again I am not as hung up on a persons sexuality as many here seem to be.