[JesperBechDane]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

James, one question, do you listen to this song every morning you go to work??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80A6MtPwj-Q

And, do you drive an Aston Martin??



Because that would friggin rock.

Good luck James, and try to invest in things that are both sound business and that you think would please the Lord, as well,

Jesper

[Seth Campbell]

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So a lift was out of the question then?
I just thought we good have a good discussion about your false "god" and Our Lord Noodle the TRUE God during the flight.

Is it possible for someone to fall out of a plane over the Atlantic?

[Felicity]

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@all I don't understand all this. Pastor Ezekiel got the most votes so he won!

Not someone else!

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Sounds delightful, Sister! While I'm in town, you can tell me all about that slot you'd like me to fill.

Oh, did you have a good conversation with Helen? She said you seemed keenly interested in her Cherry Jell-O casserole, and that you knew several people you'd like her to serve some up for.

Rev Rodimer,

Sincerest apologies for the delay in reply! I won't go into detail, but I have had QUITE a day, that's for sure!

Rev, there are several slots you could fill and many a pie you could have your fingers in! We have so many diverse business interests these days, including the charity.After viewing all on offer, it will be up for you to determine just which angle and which hole is your best fit. We will go into further detail of course upon your arrival at which time, I will have prospectus on the table.

As for Helen! She certainly is one dedicated woman, with zest and passion of her convictions! She seemed remarkably interested in dealing with homers for some reason and near giggled with glee on telling me that she would do all she can to "help them change their ways". As such I hired her on the spot as we certainly cannot let a gal of that fortitude get away!

.......

Pasta Boy, not that would be invited to the Ball, but if you can cadge a ride on your stupid meatball god (it allegedly flies, doesn't it!?) you can come.

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James, oh such a day today and sorry the cellphone was not on. I had to purchase a new one and it is charging!

I have pastry in the refrigerator resting at the moment and will make the pie a little later. I thought you may want it nice and warm when you arrive home. You can have as many pieces as you like too as I am quite sure you have been craving it!

I also went and purchased some Kobe (wagyu) NY Strip steaks. They are over an inch and a half thick and the marbling is divine! Perhaps I will get Lamar to fire up the Grill and we can perhaps have dinner out on the enclosed decking this evening?

Phebe

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I MUST LODGE A FORMAL COMPLAINT!

The poll includes Joseph Whitford Jr WHO IS ONLY 14 MONTHS OLD! Of course nobody is going to vote for a BABY for MAN of the Year (though I've no doubt that in 17 years he will win)! That should have been Joseph Whitford SENIOR, my GODLY HUSBAND on there!
Because of this grievous error, I've been informed by my husband, Mr. Whitford SR, that the Whitford family and all employees of Whitford Investments Inc. do not acknowledge the results of the vote.

James Dewitt is NOT OUR MAN OF THE YEAR!

(But thank you to the three people who voted for our beloved baby boy.)

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Report to Citizens, Freehold Man of the Year Inquiry

The staff at Freehold City Hall has completed its investigative work into the seemingly peculiar end of the polling the Freehold Man of the Year.

Findings:

1. The rules for the Freehold Man of Event were adequate, had the event been entirely secular. It turned out that the event may not have been entirely secular.

2. Campaigning for the title was ethical, given that there had been an oversight in drafting the rules.

3. The peculiar polling numbers right at the end of the polling period remains a mystery, increasing the likelihood that some manner of devine intervention took place.

CONCLUSION: The Mayor should have consulted a "higher power" before drafting the contest rules. For this oversight he extends his sincere apologies.

Freehold Man of the Year Results:

1. Mr. James Dewitt won the popular vote and is thus the people's choice for Freehold Man of the Year.

2. Pastor Zeke receives the title: God's Freehold Man of the Year. Pastor Zeke has received this title because he was not a candidate, yet received the most votes. There is only one explanation for this miraculous turn of events, divine intervention. It is clear that he is God's favorite for Freehold Man of the Year. God wanted Mr. DeWitt, on the other hand, to be choosen by the public.

This concludes the 2010 Freehold Man of the Year event.

Thank you again to all those who participated.

Praise the Lord for this solution.

Major, you are indeed a son of God, by following His wise words we now have two winners insted of one - how blessed we are.

Titus 3:6 (King James Version)
Which he shed on us abundantly through Jesus Christ our Saviour;

[James Hutchins]

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Now, I love Brother Dewitt like a brother, but I am a bit confused by the polling numbers. I know Deloitte Touche verified the numbers and do not understand the disparity. I put a call into Sam Diamond but his secretary told me he was in Scotland and would not be back until Thursday.

[Jo Freddie]

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Pasta Boy, not that would be invited to the Ball, but if you can cadge a ride on your stupid meatball god (it allegedly flies, doesn't it!?) you can come.

I got you such a wonderful wedding present too, and now all I get from you these days Phebes is vitriol, my how you have changed since you "jumped over the broom" with Jimmy.

[James Dewitt]

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@all I don't understand all this. Pastor Ezekiel got the most votes so he won!

Not someone else!

Felicity, Pastors where not to be in the running

@ Pasta Boy I do not allow unsaved trash on my Jets.

I take a short business trip to by a Scotch distillery, single malt, and this happens. I am but a simple business man trying to eek out a living and serve God at the same time, why does life have to be so darn complicated.

I guess I will sell the darn thing, afterall I bought it with a certian Pastor in mind.

[JesperBechDane]

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One thing is strange, I recall Pastor Ezekiel having 157 or 159 votes, when the voting was closed, now he has 417.. Is God secretly at work, telling us we must venerate men of the Spirit above men of the world, that even the most devout and godly business man, of whatever stand, is less than a Saint who works solely for the salvation of the souls of others, at any and all cost to himself (or herself?). I like that, it's a great thing, but the vote has closed and James is the winner this year. Congratulations on a well-deserved win, next year I hope maybe Cranky Old Man will get a chance to be recognized among his peers, though I suspect James will win the title most years he is in the poll. Maybe James should be prevented from running next year because he is so frequently out of Freehold on business trips? This certainly is and has been a godly competition, I hope that you will post pictures from the party and that James humbly acknowledges his unworthiness, because nothing pleases the Lord more than our humility.

God bless all contestants with and in the Lord,

Jesper

[Levi Jones]

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Felicity, Pastors where not to be in the running

@ Pasta Boy I do not allow unsaved trash on my Jets.

I take a short business trip to by a Scotch distillery, single malt, and this happens. I am but a simple business man trying to eek out a living and serve God at the same time, why does life have to be so darn complicated.

I guess I will sell the darn thing, afterall I bought it with a certian Pastor in mind.

Thanks, I am sooooo happy!

[James Hutchins]

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One thing is strange, I recall Pastor Ezekiel having 157 or 159 votes, when the voting was closed, now he has 417.. Is God secretly at work, telling us we must venerate men of the Spirit above men of the world, that even the most devout and godly business man, of whatever stand, is less than a Saint who works solely for the salvation of the souls of others, at any and all cost to himself (or herself?). I like that, it's a great thing, but the vote has closed and James is the winner this year. Congratulations on a well-deserved win, next year I hope maybe Cranky Old Man will get a chance to be recognized among his peers, though I suspect James will win the title most years he is in the poll. Maybe James should be prevented from running next year because he is so frequently out of Freehold on business trips? This certainly is and has been a godly competition, I hope that you will post pictures from the party and that James humbly acknowledges his unworthiness, because nothing pleases the Lord more than our humility.

God bless all contestants with and in the Lord,

Jesper

Most likely those additional votes were mail in votes with post marks prior to the poll closing. Not everyone has the luxury of being able to walk in and vote in the Crystal Cathedrals Voting annex. Some of us live out of state (and country in some cases) and the mail takes time.

[Jo Freddie]

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Most likely those additional votes were mail in votes with post marks prior to the poll closing. Not everyone has the luxury of being able to walk in and vote in the Crystal Cathedrals Voting annex. Some of us live out of state (and country in some cases) and the mail takes time.

And none of those people voted for Jimmy? I find that hard to believe.

[HTannor]

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And none of those people voted for Jimmy? I find that hard to believe.

That's Brother James to you, spaghetti breath.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

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I know I haven't been born yet and I know I'm not a True Christian(tm), but damn it, how could I not have been on the ballot?!? I've bedded more green chicks in one Stardate than any of you in a lifetime! ROFL!!! Kirk needs his recognition, Earthbound homies!