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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

    I've never heard of this guy.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Barnabus
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 388

      #17
      Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I've never heard of this guy.
      He was a no-talent, 3 note song writing, puke in the microphone sounding, pop culture nobody from the 80's
      Nahum 1:2

      God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


      If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
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        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #18
        Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

        Springsteen is a philandering, womanizing, egotistical, selfish, pretentious, sexually deranged, untrustworthy, and evil sinner and I'm glad I am not anything like him. All his lyrics glorify Satan in one way or another and I know for a fact that tens of thousands of teenagers have committed suicide or murdered others after listening to Springsteen's music. They call him "The Boss" when we all know the REAL Boss is Jesus Christ! He has created a cult of self-worship and he takes advantage of his followers by bedding younger, redheaded women. What a sick, sick man.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • CyberYahweh
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2010
          • 161

          #19
          Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

          Amen! Very compelling testimony, Rev. J.O! I'm not entirely aware of "Popular Music," and all that it entails; but enough was enough, for me, the moment I saw him adorning the Holy Implement of God's Mercy - The Crucifix!


          Parading around as one of God's elect, as though True Christians™ can't see past his mocking jewelry, and his black-and-white photos. All a True Christian™ needs to do is 1). Remove his Crucifix, 2). Unbutton his Shirt, 3). Find the negative for the above picture, and print it in color.

          I've taken the liberty upon myself, to do this; and the results are nothing short of predictable:


          2 Corinthians 2:11
          "Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices."
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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #20
            Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

            Apparently, Bwuce (who MOCKED our beloved country singing "Born in the USA" )
            This is a much better song

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            • SUV
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              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #21
              Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

              I just Hate the way this Springstern continues to publicly flaunt his homer!sexuralness:

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I've never heard of this guy.
                Just be glad Pastor. He kicked off one of Barack HUSSEIN's inaugural parties (one of many), backed by some very suspicious looking negresses.

                Some of them pretending to be white, or even able to read.



                (and one of them pretending to be Stevie Wonder? )
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
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                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #23
                  Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  I just Hate the way this Springstern continues to publicly flaunt his homer!sexuralness:
                  Good Lord. That's a "Phender" (code word for Tallywhacker) Telecaster.

                  Tele = "far", and caster = "catcher". Apparently, you can pick up homers from as far as the 10th row in the audience without "losing your grip" or "dropping your pick".

                  The girl behind him is wearing a headscarf... we should have seen it there and then!
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #24
                    Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

                    The headstock on the telecaster is very phallic, indeed!
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #25
                      Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!



                      They both look like Suspicious Characters to me, Brother Wide, and I Pray that if not our own Ofc. Don Richards, Detective Mancuso
                      will haul them in for questioning very soon

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                      • JesperBechDane
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 83

                        #26
                        Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

                        The biggest issue I have with Springsteen is, on the concert DVD 'Live in Dublin' he appears to be mean to his band members and the crowd most of the time, though there are a few songs where he seems to rise above it and hit a high note, spiritually as well as (less important) vocally, he even sings some songs about Jesus, like 'This little light of mine', but it seems weird when he is giving hateful looks to his fellow band members and acting all tense like he's got hate in him ..

                        Sometimes he's amazing, but more often he is trashy.. at least what I've seen of him from live DVD's

                        Still he is a very gifted musician, a genius within his own genre, just too bad he can't keep up the spirit in his songs that he has when he writes them down..

                        Maybe I'm wrong about all this, but I don't think it is far off

                        Who cares about some adulterous rock-singer who goes to titty-bars by his own admission.

                        JBD

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                        • SUV
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #27
                          Re: Bruce Springsteen is NOT from Freehold! Stop it!

                          Originally posted by JesperBechDane View Post
                          Who cares about some adulterous rock-singer who goes to titty-bars by his own admission.
                          Brother Jester,

                          "Mean" equates with "small." Maybe he goes to itty-bitty-titty bars.

                          Pastor, please Forgive me!

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