What do you think?

[Knight of knowing]

I have just read this article on the Times website...

I just wanted to know your thoughts: -
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...-Universe.html

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What do you think?

I have just read this article on the Times website...

I just wanted to know your thoughts: -
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/s...-Universe.html

Bull Crap... Total bottom Gravy of the worst kind.
Five Thousand Years Ago:
The Beginning

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.
Earth was created in approximately 0.062831853 seconds and was similarly disguised to appear much older. We can be certain that the FSM spent even more time preparing the earth, because, being all-knowing, He was well aware that soon enough there would be nosy people poking around everywhere. Know as “scientists,” these nosy people have a sick need – probably sexually motivated (As evidence of sexual motivation on the part of scientists, let’s choose an occupation at random, say genecology. These so-called professionals spend their entire lives looking at female sex organs – or poontang, as it’s known in academic circles. Look a little deeper into the fold, and you will find that nearly 99 percent of all gynaecologists have a scientific background. To illustrate just how significant that is, pick another group at random – say myself. I’m not a scientist, and I hardly ever see female sex organs. I find it hard to believe this is just a coincidence. I’m not saying all scientists are perverts, but I think it’s safe to say the nearly all of them are) – to figure out how things work, and so it was even more important that our apparent reality be well designed to hide the truth.

Hawking is one of those “scientists” Our Lord Noodle warns us about.

[Knight of knowing]

Re: What do you think?

So it is your belief that "God" is actually spaghetti and meatballs?

This interests me... please tell me more.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What do you think?

So it is your belief that "God" is actually spaghetti and meatballs?

This interests me... please tell me more.

You can find out more here:

• The Holy Noodle
• A Condensed History of the World
• Edd's Letters

and by following the links in my signature.

As for Our Lord Noodle being "spaghetti and meatballs" I think this section from the Holy Texts explains it:
FAQ

64 Frequently Asked: “Well, one aspect of other religions you do have is a god.
65 Who happens to be made of pasta.
66 Isn't it sorta wrong to eat what He's made of?”
67 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “Eat some of this bread instead, and wash it down with this wine, then.”
68 Frequently Asked: “What?”
69 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.
70 If you like Pasta, go ahead and eat some.
71 He doesn't mind, because the Sharing of the Pasta is a form of worship.
72 Especially the sharing part.
73 Transubstantiation is not part of Pastafarian doctrine.
74 That means when you eat Pasta, you aren't eating Him, but eating Pasta.”

[Lisa H]

Re: What do you think?

Stephen Hawking is just a God mocker who will find out the meaning when Satan has his way with him.

[Knight of knowing]

Re: What do you think?

Hi Lisa,

You really are a pretty thing!

this would suggest that the soul is immortal however nowhere in the bible do the words "immortal" and "soul" appear together? but it is implied that the soul can become immortal through Christ and being reborn. If this is the case then surely Hell is not a concern for none believers as there soul will just expire along with their physical form?

[Lisa H]

Re: What do you think?

Hi Lisa,

You really are a pretty thing!

this would suggest that the soul is immortal however nowhere in the bible do the words "immortal" and "soul" appear together? but it is implied that the soul can become immortal through Christ and being reborn. If this is the case then surely Hell is not a concern for none believers as there soul will just expire along with their physical form?

You are wrong, non believers will go to hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Knight of knowing]

Re: What do you think?

You are wrong, non believers will go to hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Hush now pretty one... dont let your mouth run away with you. Know your place and I'll give you a cookie.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: What do you think?

Hi Lisa,

You really are a pretty thing!

this would suggest that the soul is immortal however nowhere in the bible do the words "immortal" and "soul" appear together? but it is implied that the soul can become immortal through Christ and being reborn. If this is the case then surely Hell is not a concern for none believers as there soul will just expire along with their physical form?

The Holy Text make it very clear that we ALL have an afterlife.

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
*As transcribed by Solipsy and Auntie Dee Dee

1 An ancient and venerable sage spoke unto the Pastaists of all the divisions, unto the Noodleists, and unto the Maranarists, the Fettucinians, the Pastafarians, and all of the great Pasta-based members of the Holy and Delicious Faith, and said:

2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.

3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.

4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.

5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

7 There will be a kind of HellLight, where unbelievers have to live with school cafeteria spaghetti, second rate beer, and boring jobs in the service industries where the Heavenbound FSMists will be living.
8 There will be no privation, no physical torture, no burning or boiling in various liquids.
9 These aren't bad people, these are people that followed the culture and customs of their times and did not recognize the difference between a culture and a faith.

10 Actual FSM Hell is reserved for a very few, and those will be divided from the Pasta, the finest beverages and the fellowship of persons of good will and kind intent.
11 They will do all the laundry, cleaning and heavy or unpleasant jobs that are there.
12 Never will they eat of the Pasta of any kind, but will live on lots of beans and rice, potatoes and extremely cheap cuts of meat, and the type of diet that the American urban poor can afford, or that Senior Citizens and disabled persons on Social Security are reduced to.
13 They get the really icky dirty work.
14 They deserve it.
15 The bullies of the geopolitical world will be there, and their helpers.
16 The false religious leaders, who plead for funds through electronic media, and give nothing of their true selves, and hoard the money and live in opulence, they will be there.
17 Many others of ill-intent will be with them.

18 There is a reservation there for the tricksters, the con-men, the Abramoff et al/Delay contingent, who will begin every work day by licking clean the footwear of every Native American person there, even in Hell Light.
19 Also there will be the promulgators of the horrible practices against the indigenous people of every country ever "modernized" by Western Civilization.
20 They lick boots as well.
21 And when they're through they get to do all the stuff that nobody in the Hell above them want to do.

22 Not a real burning-in type hell, no boiling lakes of fire, just an appropriate 'reward'.
23 No more lunatics and sadists, please.
24 The current administration's quite enough.

25 Other people have other ideas, but then again other people are promoting Holy War, too.
26 Don't do that in the name of our FSM.
27 That's not the Way to Do Things Right.

[Knight of knowing]

Re: What do you think?

You are wrong, non believers will go to hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Oh yes... Well I got this information from a church in South Wales who read from the King James bible and this is what the pastor said... so are you know doubting a man of the cloth?

I forgive you though sweetcheeks

[Lisa H]

Re: What do you think?

Hush now pretty one... dont let your mouth run away with you. Know your place and I'll give you a cookie.

You should know your place. You are Unsaved Trash and I am a True Christian. Because you are Unsaved Trash you have no rights and must pay respect to True Christians. Now apologize for your rude comment.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: What do you think?

Steven Hawk is a wheelchair bound mentally unstable freak. Now let me ask you a rather silly question, do you believe the word of a punished sinner who is forced to roll around and speak like R2D2, or do you believe the Holy Word(c) of Our LORD God and his Son Jesus Christ who DIED for our sins?

It's like asking whether Obama is a better president than George. W. Bush was?

ipso facto - You can't trust Stephen Horking and you can't trust Obama.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

[Brother Helge]

Re: What do you think?

Hush now pretty one... dont let your mouth run away with you. Know your place and I'll give you a cookie.

That is not the way you should address a True Christian Lady™.

[Lisa H]

Re: What do you think?

Oh yes... Well I got this information from a church in South Wales who read from the King James bible and this is what the pastor said... so are you know doubting a man of the cloth?

I forgive you though sweetcheeks

Well you are wrong once again. You see the quote from the Bible I posted it confirms what I said. Now this is another apology you owe me.

[A Follower]

Re: What do you think?

Hah, I read that article, it actually claims God does not exist because there is "spontaneous generation", i.e. things happening for no scientific reason. They actually proved that God exists and claim it as counter proof. When God smote that idiot he must have crippled brain and body.