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  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #16
    Re: What do you think?

    Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
    I forgive you though sweetcheeks
    Give it a break, pervert.
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #17
      Re: What do you think?

      Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
      Oh yes... Well I got this information from a church in South Wales who read from the King James bible and this is what the pastor said... so are you know doubting a man of the cloth?
      Yes, since "the man of the cloth" in question is a queen worshiping Anglican and not a TRUE Christian(tm). And before you try a "but Anglican's are Christians" I have talked to Anglican minsters and by their own admission they are pantheists.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #18
        Re: What do you think?

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Yes, since "the man of the cloth" in question is a queen worshiping Anglican and not a TRUE Christian™. And before you try a "but Anglican's are Christians" I have talked to Anglican minsters and by their own admission they are pantheists.
        Joey, Joey, Joey.....

        At first glance, Wikipedia appears above board. Its clever name is a play on the word encyclopedia, implying an unimpeachable and unbiased compilation of information. But like other salacious websites, Wikipedia is a haphazard collection of opinions subjectively presented as fact.In fact, in its quest to make a profit and gain notoriety, Wikipedia appeases special interest influences by selectively presenting information that corresponds with their motivations. Wikipedia's lack of reliability is widely reported. Empirical facts as irrefutable as the life or death status of well known celebrities has been falsely reported on this site. Although instances of its gross inaccuracy have been recently well documented by legitimate journalistic sources like USA Today and Sports Illustrated, Wikipedia continues to pontificate wildly about whatever subject it chooses. One thing is certain: the views expressed by the biased editing of Wikepdia do not necessarily include accurate information about the world in general.
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #19
          Re: What do you think?

          I am still waiting for those apologies.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Knight of knowing
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2010
            • 34

            #20
            Re: What do you think?

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            Well you are wrong once again. You see the quote from the Bible I posted it confirms what I said. Now this is another apology you owe me.
            Ok.... I am sorry... do you forgive me? Isnt that what the book preaches?... Ok, so we are friends again... now enough of this silly talk, make me some cookies and give me a kiss

            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
            Steven Hawk is a wheelchair bound mentally unstable freak. Now let me ask you a rather silly question, do you believe the word of a punished sinner who is forced to roll around and speak like R2D2, or do you believe the Holy Word© of Our LORD God and his Son Jesus Christ who DIED for our sins?

            It's like asking whether Obama is a better president than George. W. Bush was?

            ipso facto - You can't trust Stephen Horking and you can't trust Obama.
            Matthew 7:15
            Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
            First of all learn how to write Mr. Hawkins name, secondly and more importantly Obama is better, thirdly as I can see from your other quotes you certainly have wood for Lisa H.


            Peace Out!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #21
              Re: What do you think?

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Joey, Joey, Joey.....

              One thing is certain: the views expressed by the biased editing of Wikepdia do not necessarily include accurate information about the world in general.
              Very well, conservapedia
              http://www.conservapedia.com/Pantheism

              And look, the visitor is now trying the "love thy neighbor" line out of context. False Christians for you. The short answer Knight of Nothing is you aren't a TRUE Christian(tm), therefor you aren't our neighbor.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #22
                Re: What do you think?

                Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                Ok.... I am sorry... do you forgive me? Isnt that what the book preaches?... Ok, so we are friends again... now enough of this silly talk, make me some cookies and give me a kiss
                That was not a real apology. Now apologize for all the rude comments including this one.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Knight of knowing
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 34

                  #23
                  Re: What do you think?

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  That was not a real apology. Now apologize for all the rude comments including this one.
                  Ok... seriously, this is an apology.

                  So, what are you upto this weekend honey?

                  Do you really believe this tripe?

                  So, you married toots?

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #24
                    Re: What do you think?

                    Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                    Ok... seriously, this is an apology.

                    So, what are you upto this weekend honey?

                    Do you really believe this tripe?

                    So, you married toots?
                    Is this some vain attempt to seduce me.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Knight of knowing
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 34

                      #25
                      Re: What do you think?

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Is this some vain attempt to seduce me.
                      Is it working?

                      Do you think I have been bad? I dont like being bad... I need a good woman to "Sort" me out; if you know what I mean!

                      By the way, when were you cured of gayness? You as a lesbian... whoa! Now that is something worth thinking about! I'm only joking.... but seriously I'm not.

                      How would you seduce someone honeybun x

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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #26
                        Re: What do you think?

                        Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                        First of all learn how to write Mr. Hawkins name, secondly and more importantly Obama is better, thirdly as I can see from your other quotes you certainly have wood for Lisa H.
                        Do not be so ridiculous, you think I would lust over another woman?

                        I am a MARRIED MAN, and the Bible forbids it - you think I would risk my journey through the pearly gates on silly games? No.

                        Matthew 5:28
                        But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


                        Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                        Ok... seriously, this is an apology.

                        So, what are you upto this weekend honey?

                        Do you really believe this tripe?

                        So, you married toots?
                        I think you should stop harassing young Lisa, she may be blonde and attractive to look at but she is far from stupid and is seeing right through your animalistic advances.

                        Lisa, feel free to give me a call if you are feeling uncomfortable. I posted my number though your letter box.
                        6
                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #27
                          Re: What do you think?

                          Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                          Is it working?

                          Do you think I have been bad? I dont like being bad... I need a good woman to "Sort" me out; if you know what I mean!

                          By the way, when were you cured of gayness? You as a lesbian... whoa! Now that is something worth thinking about! I'm only joking.... but seriously I'm not.

                          How would you seduce someone honeybun x
                          This is women who would be more to your liking. She would sought you out in no time.

                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Knight of knowing
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 34

                            #28
                            Re: What do you think?

                            Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                            Do not be so ridiculous, you think I would lust over another woman?

                            I am a MARRIED MAN, and the Bible forbids it - you think I would risk my journey through the pearly gates on silly games? No.

                            So are you telling me you since being married you have never had lustful thoughts about other women... How do we know you are really married? you could be lying... why should we believe you? Answer that Mr. Lardy-da!



                            I think you should stop harassing young Lisa, she may be blonde and attractive to look at but she is far from stupid and is seeing right through your animalistic advances.

                            Lisa, feel free to give me a call if you are feeling uncomfortable. I posted my number though your letter box.
                            When you posted your number to lisa did you write on the back of a photo of you in speedo's?

                            Lisa H, come on... be honest... you do find me kind of cute! x

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: What do you think?

                              Originally posted by Knight of knowing View Post
                              Is it working?

                              Do you think I have been bad? I dont like being bad... I need a good woman to "Sort" me out; if you know what I mean!

                              By the way, when were you cured of gayness? You as a lesbian... whoa! Now that is something worth thinking about! I'm only joking.... but seriously I'm not.

                              How would you seduce someone honeybun x
                              How would you like me to call your wife, Michael? Are you aware the Lisa is a minor?

                              This is a Christian forum, not your own private perverted playhouse. Get with God or get out.

                              This thread is now closed.
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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