Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

[SUV]

This means, of course, you Men - who will be voting for the Manliest - therefore, Godliest - candidate.

We Ladies shall keep the Home-fires burning while you're gone. It wouldn't be seemly for us to be seen in public and anyway, no one really Religious is running for office Right now that I know of

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

This means, of course, you Men - who will be voting for the Manliest - therefore, Godliest - candidate.

We Ladies shall keep the Home-fires burning while you're gone. It wouldn't be seemly for us to be seen in public and anyway, no one really Religious is running for office Right now that I know of

You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.

[Talitha]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.

Right................ so now you're saying you are an expert on True Christian(tm) Women?

What would you know about women AT ALL?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.

Father Thomas,

You have just earned yourself some warning points for suggesting the title to this thread is somehow lewd.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

Fellow prayer warriors, please pray to Jesus to smite Alexandria, Virginia. If the race for House of Delegates in District 49 is any indication, the "people" there believe in a two-party system: Democrats and Greens! An openly homer demon-crat is running for reelection, and his only opponent is someone running as an "Independent Green," which I suppose means that the regular Greens weren't nutty enough for him.

[SUV]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

Also, Brother Bobby-Joe, he made me Weep (much like Jesus Himself did!) by being as suggestive as to connect me with a "Mooselimb." I had thought moleskin purses were all the Rage now. Oh, my, I just feel so silly now. Pray For Me™, please!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

Father Thomas,

You have just earned yourself some warning points for suggesting the title to this thread is somehow lewd.

And how did I suggest this is lewd?

If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

And how did I suggest this is lewd?

If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!

Ooooooh Father M, are you speaking German? Shame on you!

My son-in-law who is headmaster of a True Christian™ grammar school says all commie-euro-trash languages are babblings of the devil, and millions of jibber-jabbering foreigners are going to hell when they die!

Guess that means you too, doesn't it, bead-finger!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

Has everybody voted yet? Remember, if there's Diebold voting machines at your station, you get to vote twice. That's right: Diebold loves democracy and voting so much they let us vote twice. (Offer not applicable to non-Republicans.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

And how did I suggest this is lewd?

If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!

I am positive Sister Sue Vera is far to proper a Christian lady to post a thread titled "erection day". Since you are the only non-Christian here Father Thomas it is obvious that you did it. Your' attempts to deny this by claiming I have "framed" you is not helping. Take some personal responsibility for yourself. You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians(tm).

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

And how did I suggest this is lewd?

If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!

Your Fuhrer? Funny, I didn't notice Herr Nazinger posting in this thread.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

I am positive Sister Sue Vera is far to proper a Christian lady to post a thread titled "erection day". Since you are the only non-Christian here Father Thomas it is obvious that you did it. Your' attempts to deny this by claiming I have "framed" you is not helping. Take some personal responsibility for yourself. You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians(tm).

I have no admin power, so I cannot change the titles of threads.

SUV named it before I replied...But you heretics say Christians are incapable of sin.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

I have no admin power, so I cannot change the titles of threads.

SUV named it before I replied...But you heretics say Christians are incapable of sin.

No you Neo-Pagan; we say Jesus won't let a TRUE Christian sin, not that you know what a TRUE Christian is.

Now apologies to SUV. She is utterly heart broken by your’ cruel joke father Thomas. I just got off the phone with Sister Talitha and she told me her, Sister Virginia and Sister Bible Thumping Blonde have been praying with SUV all morning that Jesus will wipe SUV’s tears away.

Stop being so cruel to the woman Father Thomas.

[SUV]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians™.

We don't need his Papist Viagra, do we, Brother Bobby-Joe?

Now we Ladies must get back to our Weeping. We've gone through 2 1/2 boxes of Kleenex, a roll of Bounty (the quicker picker-upper!) and several large table napkins. I do Believe we Ladies of Landover ("LOL") may have set a new Church record, here!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

We don't need his Papist Viagra, do we, Brother Bobby-Joe?

Now we Ladies must get back to our Weeping. We've gone through 2 1/2 boxes of Kleenex, a roll of Bounty (the quicker picker-upper!) and several large table napkins. I do Believe we Ladies of Landover ("LOL") may have set a new Church record, here!

SUV, you set me up!

I'll be seeing you in confession this Saturday!