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    Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

    This means, of course, you Men - who will be voting for the Manliest - therefore, Godliest - candidate.

    We Ladies shall keep the Home-fires burning while you're gone. It wouldn't be seemly for us to be seen in public and anyway, no one really Religious is running for office Right now that I know of
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  • #2
    Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    This means, of course, you Men - who will be voting for the Manliest - therefore, Godliest - candidate.

    We Ladies shall keep the Home-fires burning while you're gone. It wouldn't be seemly for us to be seen in public and anyway, no one really Religious is running for office Right now that I know of
    You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

    If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.
    ACTS 5:29
    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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    • #3
      Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
      You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

      If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.
      Right................ so now you're saying you are an expert on True Christian(tm) Women?

      What would you know about women AT ALL?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
        You say you shouldn't be seen in public.

        If you ask me, that sounds a little too Mooselimb for a True Christian.
        Father Thomas,

        You have just earned yourself some warning points for suggesting the title to this thread is somehow lewd.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

          Fellow prayer warriors, please pray to Jesus to smite Alexandria, Virginia. If the race for House of Delegates in District 49 is any indication, the "people" there believe in a two-party system: Democrats and Greens! An openly homer demon-crat is running for reelection, and his only opponent is someone running as an "Independent Green," which I suppose means that the regular Greens weren't nutty enough for him.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • #6
            Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

            Also, Brother Bobby-Joe, he made me Weep (much like Jesus Himself did!) by being as suggestive as to connect me with a "Mooselimb." I had thought moleskin purses were all the Rage now. Oh, my, I just feel so silly now. Pray For Me™, please!

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            • #7
              Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Father Thomas,

              You have just earned yourself some warning points for suggesting the title to this thread is somehow lewd.
              And how did I suggest this is lewd?

              If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!
              ACTS 5:29
              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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              • #8
                Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post

                And how did I suggest this is lewd?

                If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!
                Ooooooh Father M, are you speaking German? Shame on you!

                My son-in-law who is headmaster of a True Christian™ grammar school says all commie-euro-trash languages are babblings of the devil, and millions of jibber-jabbering foreigners are going to hell when they die!

                Guess that means you too, doesn't it, bead-finger!
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • #9
                  Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    And how did I suggest this is lewd?

                    If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!
                    I am positive Sister Sue Vera is far to proper a Christian lady to post a thread titled "erection day". Since you are the only non-Christian here Father Thomas it is obvious that you did it. Your' attempts to deny this by claiming I have "framed" you is not helping. Take some personal responsibility for yourself. You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians(tm).

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      And how did I suggest this is lewd?

                      If you wish to frame me for something I didn't do, then Jawohl mein Fuhrer!
                      Your Fuhrer? Funny, I didn't notice Herr Nazinger posting in this thread.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        I am positive Sister Sue Vera is far to proper a Christian lady to post a thread titled "erection day". Since you are the only non-Christian here Father Thomas it is obvious that you did it. Your' attempts to deny this by claiming I have "framed" you is not helping. Take some personal responsibility for yourself. You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians(tm).
                        I have no admin power, so I cannot change the titles of threads.

                        SUV named it before I replied...But you heretics say Christians are incapable of sin.
                        ACTS 5:29
                        But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                        There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          I have no admin power, so I cannot change the titles of threads.

                          SUV named it before I replied...But you heretics say Christians are incapable of sin.
                          No you Neo-Pagan; we say Jesus won't let a TRUE Christian sin, not that you know what a TRUE Christian is.

                          Now apologies to SUV. She is utterly heart broken by your’ cruel joke father Thomas. I just got off the phone with Sister Talitha and she told me her, Sister Virginia and Sister Bible Thumping Blonde have been praying with SUV all morning that Jesus will wipe SUV’s tears away.

                          Stop being so cruel to the woman Father Thomas.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            You clearly did this to get a rise out of us TRUE Christians™.
                            We don't need his Papist Viagra, do we, Brother Bobby-Joe?

                            Now we Ladies must get back to our Weeping. We've gone through 2 1/2 boxes of Kleenex, a roll of Bounty (the quicker picker-upper!) and several large table napkins. I do Believe we Ladies of Landover ("LOL") may have set a new Church record, here!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please go out and vote this Erection Day!

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              We don't need his Papist Viagra, do we, Brother Bobby-Joe?

                              Now we Ladies must get back to our Weeping. We've gone through 2 1/2 boxes of Kleenex, a roll of Bounty (the quicker picker-upper!) and several large table napkins. I do Believe we Ladies of Landover ("LOL") may have set a new Church record, here!
                              SUV, you set me up!

                              I'll be seeing you in confession this Saturday!
                              ACTS 5:29
                              But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                              There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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