[Shela Tansper]

Re: Formal Apology

Brother Billy Bob, I have read what has happened. I also have noticed that it happens to more than one True Christian man. A few months ago Mistress Cookie, my lovely Phebe and I where discussing a program for new brides, or women who had fallen into bad habits.
Kindly Kompanion Kompound or KKK for short, will be a place for retraining or proper training. It will be staffed by True Christian ladies, and over seen by our staff of Pastors. The ladies will go through basic training, cooking, cleaning, child raising. They will be taught how to plow a field, plant crops,mend a fence, you know all the things that are expected of a wife. Daily prayer sessions focused on obedience.

Phebe and I have purchased the land and have almost completed the buildings. We should be up and running in a few weeks. Does this sound like something you might be interested in?

Forgive me for interrupting your postings but i couldn't help but read this and must say it's something i would be interested in. Please let me have more details when you have them so that i may book myself in and arrange a flight from the UK.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Forgive me for interrupting your postings but i couldn't help but read this and must say it's something i would be interested in. Please let me have more details when you have them so that i may book myself in and arrange a flight from the UK.

Shela,

I am sure that it is a request we can consider. Of course it would have to be discussed between James, Mistress Cookie and myself. There are such things as security clearance that would have to be arranged and also permission from the Good Pastors and Reverends obtained. Freehold is a tight Godly run ship and as such not just anyone can assume to be allowed access.
One thing for now though dear and I say this in good True Christian kindness..... we will have to do something about your..appearance as currently, you look like you could be Rebuko The Clowns mom!
Perhaps I could fly over to meet you in the coming weeks and we can arrange a makeover! I will ask Mistress Cookie if she would also like to keep me company on the flight "across the pond" as she is fabulous with co-ordination and finding just the "right" twin-set and hairdo for the "right" gal! She will also be able to gauge your suitability for the program first hand.

Of course if all works out OK, you will not have to worry about traveling domestic! We would fly you over on our private jet!

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Shela Tansper]

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Shela,

I am sure that it is a request we can consider. Of course it would have to be discussed between James, Mistress Cookie and myself. There are such things as security clearance that would have to be arranged and also permission from the Good Pastors and Reverends obtained. Freehold is a tight Godly run ship and as such not just anyone can assume to be allowed access.
One thing for now though dear and I say this in good True Christian kindness..... we will have to do something about your..appearance as currently, you look like you could be Rebuko The Clowns mom!
Perhaps I could fly over to meet you in the coming weeks and we can arrange a makeover! I will ask Mistress Cookie if she would also like to keep me company on the flight "across the pond" as she is fabulous with co-ordination and finding just the "right" twin-set and hairdo for the "right" gal! She will also be able to gauge your suitability for the program first hand.

Of course if all works out OK, you will not have to worry about traveling domestic! We would fly you over on our private jet!

YIC

Sister Phebe

Why thank you Sister Phebe, i must admit i have let myself go in the past years, running the house on my own and the small holding plus holding down a job which of course thanks to your advice i no longer have to.

I think i may have done this on purpose as well as i feel like i do not deserve to meet another man, my weight has nearly trebled and i just slouch around in jeans. Frank kept a tight rein on my appearance though and would not let me dress to smartly as he was a fiercely protective man an hated the thought of any other man even glancing at me.

So maybe a change is needed, i look forward to further correspondence with you about this matter .

Shela

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Formal Apology

Brother Billy Bob, I have read what has happened. I also have noticed that it happens to more than one True Christian man. A few months ago Mistress Cookie, my lovely Phebe and I where discussing a program for new brides, or women who had fallen into bad habits.
Kindly Kompanion Kompound or KKK for short, will be a place for retraining or proper training. It will be staffed by True Christian ladies, and over seen by our staff of Pastors. The ladies will go through basic training, cooking, cleaning, child raising. They will be taught how to plow a field, plant crops,mend a fence, you know all the things that are expected of a wife. Daily prayer sessions focused on obedience.

Phebe and I have purchased the land and have almost completed the buildings. We should be up and running in a few weeks. Does this sound like something you might be interested in?

I admire your ability to organize such productive activities, brother. Clearly this will save a lot of otherwise inadequate housewives from eternal Hellfire.

However, in Cindy Lou's case, I am very particular about how I like things done. I feel that training her myself is the only way. Moreover, it will be some time before I feel that she will be allowed to travel, after she perved out on everybody in the men's forum. She has to earn back her privileges. Maybe someday, brother.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Formal Apology

It is unfortunate incidents such a this that reaffirm my commitment to keeping my wife away from the computer.

Billy Bob, I admire your use of oars to administer discipline. They are perfectly shaped to strike the buttocks. I think if used properly there would be no bruising.

I almost never have to administer any discipline to my wife. This is probably due to the fact that the only activity she is permitted when not doing her wifely chores is Bible study. I keep a belt around just in case.

I'm thinking it might be a good idea to go and purchase an oar. It would look good over the fireplace and serve as a very visual warning. Do you have any recommendations Brother Billy?

They have steel oars, but I find them too lightweight. The wooden ones are solid all the way through.

I say go ahead and make the bruises. Then afterwards have her touch the screen while this video is playing and the bruises will clear right up.

[Cranky Old Man]

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The more he beat her, the more disobedient she seemed to have become.

That is unusual. Perhaps he should hit harder instead of more.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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That is unusual. Perhaps he should hit harder instead of more.

I should have hit harder and more. I'm sure the rapid deterioration of Ethel as a moral agent and a housewife was not the result of beating her as God intended. I look at it this way: imagine how much worse she would have become if I had not beaten her. When I cut off her hand and her tongue, she continued to sin, not because of what I had cut off, but because of what she had left.

[JesperBechDane]

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I'm speechless. You tortured her for small grievances and wonder why she rebelled? Animals will turn on the masters that are cruel to them, and the kind of .. reform .. you describe would and will reduce most people to animals, not make them better for it.

When you face Jesus on judgment day He will probably say, You Billy Bob have read my Words of Salvation for the human race countless times, and many a times have you read the passage of how I didn't see the woman caught in adultery stoned, but forgave her while admonishing her with stern words of rebuke. My question to you is, Billy Bob, why didn't you do as I did, knowing that I was not only the bringer of the New Covenant but the Perfect Exemplar of it, more so than anyone else?

You should be on your knees crying for mercy if you did as you say you did, admitting and all but tearing out the unworthiness that infests your pores, your guts and your very bones.

I realize I am merely unsaved trash but I have never been more disappointed in another human being than what I've heard you say here. Maybe the good Pastors here can explain what Jesus meant by that parable, in a way that satisfies them, God, and you, as well, so we can proceed with the assurance that we are guaranteed Eternal Salvation.

I actually looked up to you, but to beat a woman for making a smallish blunder online, to the point where she loses consciousness, is madness, it is sheer madness.

You and your wife need to go to the police and report this as accurately as you have done here, and see what the secular authorities make of it, I know you are required to do so under the full rule of the KJV1611. So stop talking and start doing Billy Bob!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What are you, queer or something?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm speechless. You tortured her for small grievances and wonder why she rebelled? Animals will turn on the masters that are cruel to them, and the kind of .. reform .. you describe would and will reduce most people to animals, not make them better for it.

When you face Jesus on judgment day He will probably say, You Billy Bob have read my Words of Salvation for the human race countless times, and many a times have you read the passage of how I didn't see the woman caught in adultery stoned, but forgave her while admonishing her with stern words of rebuke. My question to you is, Billy Bob, why didn't you do as I did, knowing that I was not only the bringer of the New Covenant but the Perfect Exemplar of it, more so than anyone else?

You should be on your knees crying for mercy if you did as you say you did, admitting and all but tearing out the unworthiness that infests your pores, your guts and your very bones.

I realize I am merely unsaved trash but I have never been more disappointed in another human being than what I've heard you say here. Maybe the good Pastors here can explain what Jesus meant by that parable, in a way that satisfies them, God, and you, as well, so we can proceed with the assurance that we are guaranteed Eternal Salvation.

I actually looked up to you, but to beat a woman for making a smallish blunder online, to the point where she loses consciousness, is madness, it is sheer madness.

You and your wife need to go to the police and report this as accurately as you have done here, and see what the secular authorities make of it, I know you are required to do so under the full rule of the KJV1611. So stop talking and start doing Billy Bob!

I didn't stone my wife. I just woke up one morning and there she was in the yard, buried up to her waist, surrounded by bloody stones. I'm not saying it was the wrong thing to do to a reprobate sinner like Ethel. In fact, it was the godly thing to do. I'm just saying it wasn't me. It was somebody else. Whoever it was, they were an instrument of God.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm speechless. ... bla bla bla bla bla bla ...

You might want to look up speechless. You do not seem to have a clue as to what it means.

[JesperBechDane]

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What are you, queer or something?

No Pastor Ezekiel, I'm not, but you might want to go over Sacred Scripture one more time, and read that the only reason that gives permission for a man to remarry is if his wife has been adulterous, and I'm sure with Billy Bob 'doing' as he did she would never dare such a thing, and if not, then the man (or woman) doing so is guilty of adultery by remarrying. This is in the Sermon on the Mount, in Matthews, I think chapter six, numbers don't interest me, double-standards and the implied hypocricy do however, as they do the Lord of all Creation, Jesus Christ!

Now I do not need to remind you that the punishment for adultery is death by stoning, if I remember correctly, so please stop talking to me and proceed with a mob directly to Billy Bob's house, and proceed with the public stoning of said man living in obvious sin against God's Holy Words, as preserved in the KJV1611 for all times and all peoples.

Or does following the Bible to the letter make you squeamish, when it is not about hitting women? I'm sorry but also strangely satisfied to be so frank and stern with you, because your way of relating to others bespeaks of youthful folly moreso than what is required of a Pastor of the Good Lord, of whom it is said directly in Sacred Scripture that they will be judged all the harshly.

I don't have time for these infantile "tete-a-tetes".

JBD

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Excuse me Jesper,

It seems that your false cathlick upbringing has left you with a total disregard of THE WORD of God.

Women ARE to be respectful to their husbands and their husbands whims. If not, punishment will ensue. If you had read Cindy Lou's apology for what it SAID, rather than what you wanted to read from it, you will have noticed that she committed a fraudulent act, AGAINST HER OWN HUSBAND, whereby a situation could have arisen to make him a mockery to the fellow Brothers in his church! Our husbands are to be respected at all times...PERIOD and what Cindy Lou did was an absolute flouting!

Examples of why how Brother Billy Bob reacted to HER ACTIONS (remember it IS her fault). If she had not lied and lead people to believing something which was not true, then there would have been no need for a beating in the first place!

Ephesians 5:22-23

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church..."

Collosians 3:18

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

In case you have forgotten what the word submit means:

sub·mit (sb-mt)
v. sub·mit·ted, sub·mit·ting, sub·mits

1. To yield or surrender (oneself) to the will or authority of another.
2. To subject to a condition or process.
3. To commit (something) to the consideration or judgment of another.

Brother Billy Bob executed his BETTER JUDGEMENT on the matter...case closed!

Now, just as Billy Bob has no right to (and by the way NEVER WOULD) lie to God as he KNOWS what punishment and wrath that could bring, why should Billy Bob's wife be able to get off scot-free for lying, not only to him but ABOUT him? God is the one to determine if any judgement should be taken as to Billy Bob over this and not you! I believe, considering the circumstances, Billy Bob was more than lenient in his reaction.

Perhaps Jesper, you should know the full story before coming in here audaciously, chastizing True Christians!! I also think you need to give Brother Billy Bob a truly heartfelt apology!

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

[Lisa H]

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Jesper, Brother Billy Bob has always been a true gentleman to me and the other ladies here at Landover. I do not understand how you could say such a thing.

[BelieverInGod]

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Excuse me Jesper,

It seems that your false cathlick upbringing has left you with a total disregard of THE WORD of God.

Women ARE to be respectful to their husbands and their husbands whims. If not, punishment will ensue. If you had read Cindy Lou's apology for what it SAID, rather than what you wanted to read from it, you will have noticed that she committed a fraudulent act, AGAINST HER OWN HUSBAND, whereby a situation could have arisen to make him a mockery to the fellow Brothers in his church! Our husbands are to be respected at all times...PERIOD and what Cindy Lou did was an absolute flouting!

Examples of why how Brother Billy Bob reacted to HER ACTIONS (remember it IS her fault). If she had not lied and lead people to believing something which was not true, then there would have been no need for a beating in the first place!

Ephesians 5:22-23

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church..."

Collosians 3:18

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

In case you have forgotten what the word submit means:

sub·mit (sb-mt)
v. sub·mit·ted, sub·mit·ting, sub·mits

1. To yield or surrender (oneself) to the will or authority of another.
2. To subject to a condition or process.
3. To commit (something) to the consideration or judgment of another.

Brother Billy Bob executed his BETTER JUDGEMENT on the matter...case closed!

Now, just as Billy Bob has no right to (and by the way NEVER WOULD) lie to God as he KNOWS what punishment and wrath that could bring, why should Billy Bob's wife be able to get off scot-free for lying, not only to him but ABOUT him? God is the one to determine if any judgement should be taken as to Billy Bob over this and not you! I believe, considering the circumstances, Billy Bob was more than lenient in his reaction.

Perhaps Jesper, you should know the full story before coming in here audaciously, chastizing True Christians!! I also think you need to give Brother Billy Bob a truly heartfelt apology!

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

Oh Sister, your post has made me sad. I wish Seth would take a more active roll in watching my going-ons but it seems that "submitting to his will" basically means keeping the house in order and bothering him as little as possible. Perhaps that's why I enjoy dog training so much, getting hit by a Rott is better than nothing.

Mrs. Jenkins should feel blessed to have such a passionate husband.