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    True Christian™ Princess
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    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

    I can't wait 'til tomorrow for either Gunter's birthday or the Armageddon.

    So let's start NOW, shall we?

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

          Happy Birthday
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

              Congratulations!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
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                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

                  WHO?!?!?!

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, GUNTER-H!

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      WHO?!?!?!
                      Some denmarkian who made 12 posts back in June and August. **shrugs**
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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