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Blessed Birthday tomorrow today, Brother!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Happy Birthday!PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!
Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."
Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? -
Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Happy Birthday, brother. Congratulations on avoiding the knuckle dragging abos for another year!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Happy Birthday
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Thank you my friends. Very quiet birthday this year - just dinner with my wife and family and a few friends.
YIC
Bryan.Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Congratulations! Dead animal is on its way.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!
We were at a loss as to what to gift you, but considering the recent earthquake in your region, we thought this would be perfect.
It is a Jesus Loves You Shelter!
Please PM me with the address details as it is on order and ready to be shipped and constructed for you.
Here are a few pictures for your perusal.
Pretty swish, huh!
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
You think that just because he a New Zealander he much be a Hobbit, that is not a shelter it is a Hobbit Hole.Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View PostHAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER!!!
We were at a loss as to what to gift you, but considering the recent earthquake in your region, we thought this would be perfect.
It is a Jesus Loves You Shelter!
Please PM me with the address details as it is on order and ready to be shipped and constructed for you.
Here are a few pictures for your perusal.
Pretty swish, huh!
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.Posted via Pasta
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Waz a matta Pasta Boy? Are you up set because we did not get YOU anything?
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Gee can I have a buffalo please? ... I have a friend who recently ate buffalo burgers in Jew York City and he told me how tasty they are.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
Joshua 24:15
And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.Comment
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Consider it done!Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View PostGee can I have a buffalo please? ... I have a friend who recently ate buffalo burgers in Jew York City and he told me how tasty they are.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Now stop trying to deflect attention away from the fact you seem to think he must be a Hobbit.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostWaz a matta Pasta Boy? Are you up set because we did not get YOU anything?Posted via Pasta
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Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
It is a proper Jesus shelter! It was ordered directly out of Good MagazineOriginally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
What is a hobbit anyway?
Some stupid pirate thing?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Phebe, can we build one, its better than my Man Cave. We could snuggle up for weeks on end with one one to bother us
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Re: Blessed Birthday, BRYAN TAMARIKI!
Mmm did Jimmy pick it out and get you to order it?Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View PostIt is a proper Jesus shelter! It was ordered directly out of Good Magazine
What is a hobbit anyway? Some stupid pirate thing?
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt
Or is Jimmy now going to also feign ignorance of Hobbits?Posted via Pasta
True Pastafarian™
May my Sauce be with you!
Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Loose Canon - HTML version
Loose Canon Fan Page
North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
I have been to The Volcano!
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