Lustful Thoughts Question!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?

Sister, you're such a kidder with the trick questions!

If the father were a Christian, why would he be committing adultery in his heart by lusting after another man or woman? Who are you talking about, Jimmy Carter?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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If he does "spill his seed" during the "act" while he is thinking about someone other than his wife, do all the sperm souls then go to HELL?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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If he does "spill his seed" during the "act" while he is thinking about someone other than his wife, do all the sperm souls then go to HELL?

Sister, I know how you want to learn everything about Jesus, but please don't make us think of Jimmy Carter spilling his seed.

And God injects the soul while knitting the fetus together in the womb. That's why murdered unborn babies go to Hell but the tens of thousands of sperm who don't "win the race" don't.

[Brother Temperance]

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Are you sure? That sounds worryingly close to suggesting that c*nd*m use, and even *n*n*sm, should be tolerated.

[HTannor]

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If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?

I was so shocked and saddened by reading this that I immediately repaired to my prayer closet for some quiet time with my KJV 1611.

Now, that I'm more level-headed, I have to ask whether this is a rhetorical question, or of something more "personal"?

If, of the rhetorical nature, I'm relieved that you did not have to personally suffer through that experience. (I, myself, would certainly not subject you to that degradation because I would be giving you my full, undivided attention.)

If, however, it was a personal experience, I am saddened. I recommend that you immediately consult with Rev. Osborne because he has extensive experience with neglected ladies such as yourself. I'm sure he, like me, would give you nothing less than his complete concentration.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?

A difficult question Sister and I cannot find a suitable Scriptural answer. But I will relate my experience with the matter.

Mrs. Porter and I are done procreating for Jesus as we are both in our late sixties. But I do recall our last copulation twenty years ago to produce Harold Porter IV and admit that I resorted to fantasies of another "woman" in order to finish the filthy act.

Harriet has aged poorly and her appearance by 48 was about as attractive and exciting as 40 miles of a washboard gravel road. Commencing the act made me want to "turn around" and forget about it. And at 240 pounds, it was difficult to even imagine that it was a female woman beneath me.

At first, I considered a paper sack over her head and amyl nitrite in order to perform. But after prayer, this solution hardly seemed to be what Jesus would do.

In the end, I was able to do the deed with images of Japanese anime pornography (soft core of course) in my head. It seemed the most practical and Godly solution as I wasn't actually mind-fornicating with another human woman but rather a cartoon. I prayed the next day that neither my son or me would be smitten and that was twenty years ago, so I imagine Jesus approved of the temporary sin in order to serve Him.

In Christ!

[landoverlover]

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The Bible says that if you lust in your heart, it's the same thing as actually "doing it." Therefore any fruit would be of the poisoned tree.

Any other analysis would require "context" - and we know that "context" is a pretext for satan, the excuse for millions of interpretations that allow people to fool themselves into thinking anything is OK, such as dreaming of *&E*&E with Angelina Jolie all the while pretending to be a good Missionary Style Christian. Shame on you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Are you sure? That sounds worryingly close to suggesting that c*nd*m use, and even *n*n*sm, should be tolerated.

Of course not, Brother! God kills those who spill their seed. The seed need not contain souls. God says no, and no means no!

In the end, I was able to do the deed with images of Japanese anime pornography (soft core of course) in my head. It seemed the most practical and Godly solution as I wasn't actually mind-fornicating with another human woman but rather a cartoon. I prayed the next day that neither my son or me would be smitten and that was twenty years ago, so I imagine Jesus approved of the temporary sin in order to serve Him.

In Christ!

Brother Porter, beware!

Anime is but one step away from Hentai and Hello Kitty, and we know where that leads!



Pedofurryism!

There's a real child in that Hello Kitty fursuit!

[Nurse Clampett]

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God did not grace me with passable looks let alone good ones. My Godly Husband (rest his soul) said he had to imagine someone "Human looking" each time he did the dirty. I hope Baby Jesus can forgive that. I would hate to see my fine boys burn because of my heinous visage. The two girls I have probably don't have souls anyway.

[James Dewitt]

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When my darling Phebe and I are doing the deed, I tend to think of things like football. The thought of men playing a manly sport get me through it. She does seem to get up set when I slap her on the backside and say hut1, hut2, hike, hike. I just dont understand females at all.

[HTannor]

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I'm sorry to hear that, Brother Dewitt.

If I were so fortunate as to have the lovely and vivacious Miss Phebe share my humble single-wide, I would never do a hut-hut on her. Maybe a hike-hike, but never a hut-hut.

[James Hutchins]

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When I have to do 'it' with Mrs. Hutchins, I simply prefer not to think of it at all.
Jesus has us do many tasks and some are unpleasant.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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I'm blessed to have reached an age were I no longer need to "lay" with my dear wife Christina, because she is way to old to get anything positive (sons). out of sex beeing nearly 45. But that's okay because I already have four sons and two daughters, and I only had to "do it" eleven times to achive that result. God have made the women in a mystious way, that makes it possible for us men to figure when it is best for us to reproduce. Glory .

[Bobby-Joe]

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If a man is fantasizing about someone who is not his wife while they are copulating (for JESUS to create little soldiers) does this make the child "born out of sin"? Is the child then bound for HELL even if his/her parents are Christians?

Why would a guy fantasies about having sex with another woman? I don't understand. How would that help a situation like that?