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Re: Is this place for real?
You know, we have a thread called READ THIS BEFORE YOU POST.Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View PostJust wondering and I thought I was sarcastic
I read your READ THIS post at your forum, and am startled by this Orwellian definiton of "hate":
Hate means deserving hatred? If someone deserves to be hated, that makes them hateful?Hateful -- Eliciting or deserving hatred.
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
Here's another one:
So the moment a little boy is observed by a Catholic priest, he suddenly becomes obsene?Obscene -
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Re: Is this place for real?
To answer your question, this place is as real as our Lord Jesus himself.
Now, I have a question for you, have you accepted Jesus?"The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her,so that he shall have no need of spoil."
Book of Proverbs Chapter 31 verses 11-12Comment
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We're every bit as real as the lake of fire in which you will spend eternity unless you stop asking such questions and start repenting and tithing.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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This church is as real as Jesus.Comment
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Friend,Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View PostJust wondering and I thought I was sarcastic
Sarcasm is the last resort of those who have lost an arguement. You find no truer representation of Christianity than here on Landover. That is why the world hates us and tells those vile lies about us.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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That's because the GODLY pastors here at Landover provide real scripture from the real Bible, the King James version 1611, as it is actually written. Have yooou got yourself a KJV1611?Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View Post
Just wondering and I thought I was sarcastic
If not I suggest you get one and get started reading just as soon as you can, amazed one!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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This person that claims to be amazedbyyou is a person that tormented me - the real "amazedbyyou" on the fundamental forums.
On that forum...she went by the name of Romans...and she was banned for posting libelous comments about me....
This person, whose name and all contact information I know, is out to get me. She has went to several different boards and started posting under my name.
I urge you to have her removed as she is going to cause nothing but trouble.
If a webmaster would like to pm me...I will be glad to validate my claims.
That is why she has "check me out..." in her signature line
This is my real profile....
You can see it does not match up with the trash she posts. If you would like....look up Romans also...she was banned for being hateful about me.
Really Edie...this is the 4th or 5th board you have tried this on....I have gotten you banned from the others...and I will this one as well.Comment
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The sad truth is that LandRover Baptist is another in a long line of so-called Churches who twist the words of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ in a blatant attempt to profit financially from misguided souls who have yet to find their Catholic path to eternal Salvation.
Like many other breakaway cults in the odd corners of America, their true aim is live comfortably on the money they make by duping lonely and mis-guided folks into financing lavish life-styles and corpulent indulgences for the 'Church' elite.
As history's longest standing advocate for the poor and less fortunate, we at the Catholic Church are particularly disappointed with the callous and mis-representative nature of the 'preaching' this outfit is known for.
The Church of Rome has a long and balanced tradition of tolerance for those who fail to see the true light that is the beacon of Catholicism but even our good nature and patience is routinely tested by this cult.
If you are interested in a pure, honest and humble introduction to the essence of Christianity I suggest you drop by one of our many, conveniently located Churches across the globe.
Tell them Father Mo sent you.
Bless you, my future fisherman for Christ,
Father Mo
A Cardinal in the making.
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I know it's hard to believe this place is real. To me it's like heaven on earth. I never thought I would find a place as godly as this place while i was still alive. My parents left me when I was two, and I grew up in an orphanage. I started getting high when I was 12, and spent the last 10 years on Meth and Crack. For me to be here is a miracle, and I owe it all to Jesus.
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So you're saying the first Amazedbyyou isn't the real Amazedbyyou, and that instead you yourself are the real Amazedbyyou, have I got that?Originally posted by honestanswers View Post
Now get yourself an amazing KJV1611 Bible and start reading just as fast as you can, have you got that? ... um ... homerdancer?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Perhaps my skills at eliminatingOriginally posted by Sister Noddy View PostSo you're saying the first Amazedbyyou isn't the real Amazedbyyou, and that instead you yourself are the real Amazedbyyou, have I got that?
Now get yourself an amazing KJV1611 Bible and start reading just as fast as you can, have you got that? ... um ... homerdancer?
the heathens and unrighteous could be applied here. So long as I don't have to work where there's sunlight.
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Hmmm, might have to consider calling on your, um, services after all ... night shift of course, brother ...Originally posted by Brother Lindh View Post
Perhaps my skills at eliminating the heathens and unrighteous could be applied here. So long as I don't have to work where there's sunlight.
(and you can go ahead and cancel that fang-filing dental appointment we agreed on, while you're at it)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Why honey, did y'all think you were in a dreamworld and hadn't woken up yet? Y'all are talking to us on this here forum, which makes us pretty darn real.Originally posted by Amazedbyyou View PostJust wondering and I thought I was sarcastic
Landover church, praise the Lord, is as real as the salvation that is offered by the sweet Lord Jesus who died for y'alls sins. Seeing as you're here, maybe the Lord has a plan for your life too, to help him in the war against evil, Amen!sigpicComment
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To quote Brother Temperance: "We're as real as the fires of hell." Now tell me, are you here to seek Salvation™ or to cause trouble. If the former, welcome...if the latter, shoo demon!Comment
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