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    Landover Forum Attacked!

    For those of you out there who scoff at the persecution that we TRUE (Baptist Republican) Christians must endure every day of our lives read this; last night the forum was down do a massed denial of service attack (DOS attack). Over seventy severers involved and with Jesus help (and He is the ultimate coder PRAISE!) it took our crack Information Security Team five hours to correct it.

    Now who was behind this savage and ruthless attack? Why did they do it? Well our Information Security Team specialists have show it was an anarchist-atheist hacker group known as a PandusRPple. There were celebrating the premier of Judgement Day on PBS! PandusRPle is a group of degenerate thug Darwinists who hold Pandas are the ultimate expression of evolution and feed live kittens to pandas among other sick acts. What they really do with the Panda’s is truly unspeakable. Sufficient to say they are the reason US zoos have problems breading Pandas in this country.

    Unfortunate the group membership resides mainly in Vermont and California, so they are outside US jurisdiction. However their “front” website is here. Now no would should do anything illegal but if someone were to go there and tell these sinners how wrong they are I am sure The good Lord would be pleased.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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  • #2
    Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

    Bestiality is expressly forbidden in the Bible you heathen scum! Having relations with overweight bears dolled up like mimes is NO way to praise Jesus and He will see to it that you and your type are sent spiraling into Hell come the Rapture! Believe it!
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • #3
      Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      our Information Security Team specialists have show it was an anarchist-atheist hacker group known as a PandusRPple. There were celebrating the premier of Judgement Day on PBS!
      Isn't PandusRPple another one of Satan's demon servants, like Beelzebub, or Beavis and Butthead?



      Nor am I surprised that PBS had something to do with it. Isn't that station owned by the Clintons?

      waiting for the Rapture,
      Buford
      yours in Christ,
      Brother Buford

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      • #4
        Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

        Those idiots are no match for Jesus. It just shows you how dark humanity has become when people seek out the companionship of chink bears instead of the warm embrace of Our Saviour. They will do anything to avoid facing the reality that they're nothing but chubby losers sitting at their computers surrounded by dirty dinner dishes and puddles of their own masturbated spunk.

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        • #5
          Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

          I'd like to take this opportunity to disavow all of the vicious rumours out the linking my good name with these darwinista terrorists. While it is true that I provided a certain amount of "hands on" experience with an un-named bear, those incidents occurred years ago with just a few individuals from that demonic group, which had not yet formed, and anyway it was all innocent fun. Just training servants.

          I rebuke all followers of the Richard Dawkins Demon Brigades, and I'm sorry to have known any of them. Praise Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

            We will uncover the perps in this crime and whomp on them like Moses whomped on the Midianites, you can be sure of that!

            But the Forum is back up and healthy, all praise to Christ. And to Landover's crack security squad as well.

            ~~OEJ

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            • #7
              Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

              The persecution of Jesus favorite forum continues;

              We received the following e-mail last night

              LOL! LOL! Pandus POWND Christian (VULGARITY DELETED).
              Xians so dumbu. Pa y uz $150,000 and help us get visits to Ling Ling or W3 make biigger attak! Charles Darwin is KINGUZZZ!!!!!

              Well PanduRPle, as that fine Christian President Thomas Jefferson said we Christian (Republic Baptist) have millions for defense and not a cent for Tribute. We will never give into a bunch of animal bothering perverts! Jesus knows were you live and soon the DoF will too! Don't think being in Vermont will save you from American justice!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I rebuke all followers of the Richard Dawkins Demon Brigades, and I'm sorry to have known any of them. Praise Jesus.
                Maybe we could email them a copy of the King James Bible. If that doesn't straighten them out, I don't know what will.

                Praise the Lord,
                Buford
                yours in Christ,
                Brother Buford

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                • #9
                  Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                  So, the Society of Jesus (Jesuits) are completely innocent...

                  Pastor Billy-Reuben told the Aquinas Inquisitors coach that the Jesuits did it...Good thing you proved him wrong!
                  ACTS 5:29
                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    So, the Society of Jesus (Jesuits) are completely innocent...

                    Pastor Billy-Reuben told the Aquinas Inquisitors coach that the Jesuits did it...Good thing you proved him wrong!
                    Well, if you insist. I'm sure if we fake some evidence look closely enough our department of Faith will uncover a whole lot more going on

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • #11
                      Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                      Well, if you insist. I'm sure if we fake some evidence look closely enough our department of Faith will uncover a whole lot more going on
                      Good point Sister Talitha, even all the more remarkable that a woman came up with it. I am sure somewhere at the bottom of it we will find the Catlicker church behind it all. I mean the date November 14th gives it away.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                        Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                        So, the Society of Jesus (Jesuits) are completely innocent...
                        Isn't that what they say every time the latest priest to be arrested is a diocesan priest?
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • #13
                          Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          ...Now who was behind this savage and ruthless attack? Why did they do it? Well our Information Security Team specialists have show
                          it was an anarchist-atheist hacker group known as PandusRPple.                           They were celebrating the premier of Judgement Day on PBS!
                          PandusRPle is a group of degenerate thug Darwinists who hold Pandas are the ultimate expression of evolution and feed live kittens to pandas
                          among other sick acts. What they really do with the Panda’s is truly unspeakable. Sufficient to say they are the reason US zoos have problems
                          breading Pandas in this country...
                          I can't believe that I missed the warning signs.
                          I read was sickened by the poem below,
                          found on a degenerate board months ago.

                          Forgive me for not reporting it sooner.
                          The vicious homer even reads the thing aloud.


                          (send this please to the DOF)
                          QUOTE:


                          The dumbest thing I ever did for love?

                          I gave a baby panda
                          a fade haircut without fee.

                          What a waste of my affection.
                          The panda cuddled up instead
                          with that puke beautician
                          from the shop across the street.

                          I wish now I'd burned its roots
                          with 40 vol. peroxide. But
                          by then it was too late for that.

                          So I burned the punk's place down
                          while they meshed in fur massage.

                          Lesson learned the hardest way:
                          never pander to a panda.
                          It will rip your heartstrings out
                          and scratchmark the headboard.

                          One less panda, one less pawn.
                          What's the difference, and who cares?

                          Evidently, my scissors do, and deeply.


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                          • #14
                            Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                            Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post

                            I can't believe that I missed the warning signs.
                            I read was sickened by the poem below,
                            found on a degenerate board months ago.

                            Forgive me for not reporting it sooner.
                            The vicious homer even reads the thing aloud.

                            A disgusting poem indeed, Brother PP! What's the world coming to?
                            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

                              Makes sense that pandas would be involved. Those vile furry creatures truly are nature's goths.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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