[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Landover Forum Attacked!

Ok, so I wouldn't be able to visit it by your standards. Of course I'm sure the people who are unsaved know where landover is located, so they know where to find it. How is that any different that pm'ing me the address?

Are you suggesting that people collude in breaking the order?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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You are truly a sick pervert. Posting this filth on a Godly forum!!!

[Nobar King]

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Why isn't there an 'alert moderator' button? I think we need one.

[Walter Brimstone]

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I quite agree.

In Jesus,

Walter Brimstone

Why isn't there an 'alert moderator' button? I think we need one.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Why isn't there an 'alert moderator' button? I think we need one.

There is. It's at the bottom of the page, disguised as a Paypal button (to keep the Unsved Trash(TM) from bugging the moderators constantly).

[H. Montague Worthington]

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The church finance committee has also made a strict rule: NO MORE TITHING IN ZIMBABWE CURRENCY!!

[Retribution]

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you know ive stumbled across this website by accident and have been sat here laughing my head off at the stuff written on the site and forums... that is until it slowly dawned on me that perhaps this website wasnt a joke after all and you lot are serious in your misbeliefs... and then i started to laugh again...alot... someone please tell me this is a joke.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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you know ive stumbled across this website by accident and have been sat here laughing my head off at the stuff written on the site and forums... that is until it slowly dawned on me that perhaps this website wasnt a joke after all and you lot are serious in your misbeliefs... and then i started to laugh again...alot... someone please tell me this is a joke.

Son, this site is as serious and deep as the belief that we all hold in True Christianity™ and that the Bible KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of The Lord of Hosts.

Yes, there are many whose mouse is guided by Jesus to Landover and experience for the first time the only True Christian Church anywhere in the world.

Y’see, most people believe that they can enter the Kingdom of Heaven just by going to any old church and listening to some false prophet preaching how all that is required is to be generally “nice” to your fellow man. This is what we call “Salad-bar Christianity” where you pick the bits of the Bible that you like and disregard the rest. Son, you can see now that those false prophets have it wrong and are hellbound with their congregations! Praise!

You can pay many dollars to visit some homers’ paradise like Disneyworld and spend may be 12 hours there, but the price you pay to spend eternity with Jesus is simply to obey all of God’s Words as per the Bible KJV1611, which is cheap by comparison.

If you’ve looked through the site, you will know that we pride ourselves (in a humble way) on quoting scripture to reinforce all claims and arguments.

If you have any doubts or questions feel free to air them in public, the combined knowledge of our congregation of True Christians is at your disposal!

[I the Stupid Genius]

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you know ive stumbled across this website by accident and have been sat here laughing my head off at the stuff written on the site and forums... that is until it slowly dawned on me that perhaps this website wasnt a joke after all and you lot are serious in your misbeliefs... and then i started to laugh again...alot... someone please tell me this is a joke.

Hey you are not alone, in my head formulated a theory that this was a joke spoof website on the Word of Christ. and I'm still LOL'ing, especially at the Kid section.

[I the Stupid Genius]

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Son, this site is as serious and deep as the belief that we all hold in True Christianity™ and that the Bible KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of The Lord of Hosts. [/font]

Yes, there are many whose mouse is guided by Jesus to Landover and experience for the first time the only True Christian Church anywhere in the world.

Y’see, most people believe that they can enter the Kingdom of Heaven just by going to any old church and listening to some false prophet preaching how all that is required is to be generally “nice” to your fellow man. This is what we call “Salad-bar Christianity” where you pick the bits of the Bible that you like and disregard the rest. Son, you can see now that those false prophets have it wrong and are hellbound with their congregations! Praise!

You can pay many dollars to visit some homers’ paradise like Disneyworld and spend may be 12 hours there, but the price you pay to spend eternity with Jesus is simply to obey all of God’s Words as per the Bible KJV1611, which is cheap by comparison.

If you’ve looked through the site, you will know that we pride ourselves (in a humble way) on quoting scripture to reinforce all claims and arguments.

If you have any doubts or questions feel free to air them in public, the combined knowledge of our congregation of True Christians is at your disposal!

And sir I am disgusted by your signature, unsaved not welcome? This is a joke

[Talitha]

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Hey you are not alone, in my head formulated a theory that this was a joke spoof website on the Word of Christ. and I'm still LOL'ing, especially at the Kid section.

We hear that a lot around here.
Until people realize that there is nothing funny about the Worship of Jesus Christ. We follow the word of The Bible very seriously and to the letter.
Take a look around. This is a very large Website with a lot of members and thousands of Posts.
It would have to be a very elaborate spoof don't you think?

[Deaner]

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And sir I am disgusted by your signature, unsaved not welcome? This is a joke

You're not a very nice person. Do you think it's polite to go on internet forums and tell people you have never met that they're disgusting? You really need Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And sir I am disgusted by your signature, unsaved not welcome? This is a joke

Jesus commanded us in His Word to keep ourselves separate from those who hate Him -- that is, the unsaved.

Why does our obedience to His command disturb you so? Are you some sort of liberal pansy?

[I the Stupid Genius]

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We hear that a lot around here.
Until people realize that there is nothing funny about the Worship of Jesus Christ. We follow the word of The Bible very seriously and to the letter.
Take a look around. This is a very large Website with a lot of members and thousands of Posts.
It would have to be a very elaborate spoof don't you think?

I thought i was getting "Punk'd" up to the point where I clicked the forums.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I thought i was getting "Punk'd" up to the point where I clicked the forums.

So friend, now that you realize we are as real as the Love of Jesus is there any question about Christianity we can help you with?