why

[stewie the fool]

why do i do the things i do?

i have a car that i push to the limits on a daily basis, exceeding the speed limits any car should be driven at.

i have a "rice rocket" motorcycle in wich i chose to do wheelies on public roads and become a menance to society for fun.

i have sexual intercourse with several different women each month (i cant help it if women love me)

i vandalize property that does not belong to me because i hate other people who are not like me

i lie and steal

i hurt people that deserve it

i swear non stop

when someone disrepects me face to face, i have a tendancy to introduce my fist to that persons face...

i guess you can say im violent...

im always right, it does not matter what you say to me, whatever i say...i am right!

i drink alcohol way to much, wich causes me to do things that are funny

i lie to women every day

i have my own set of beliefs (sorry, but to me science is everything...flame me all you want...but hard proof/evidence is all it takes to convince me)

guess my gurdian angels have been converted to little wee devils

after all...only god can judge me...right? i even have that tattoo'd on my body along with several angels on my back


but hey! at least im not gay!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

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why do i do the things i do?
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Brag? Because your' a luzer who doesn't have anything going for yourself.

[Levi Jones]

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why do i do the things i do?

i have a car that i push to the limits on a daily basis, exceeding the speed limits any car should be driven at.

i have a "rice rocket" motorcycle in wich i chose to do wheelies on public roads and become a menance to society for fun.

i have sexual intercourse with several different women each month (i cant help it if women love me)

i vandalize property that does not belong to me because i hate other people who are not like me

i lie and steal

i hurt people that deserve it

i swear non stop

when someone disrepects me face to face, i have a tendancy to introduce my fist to that persons face...

i guess you can say im violent...

im always right, it does not matter what you say to me, whatever i say...i am right!

i drink alcohol way to much, wich causes me to do things that are funny

i lie to women every day

i have my own set of beliefs (sorry, but to me science is everything...flame me all you want...but hard proof/evidence is all it takes to convince me)

guess my gurdian angels have been converted to little wee devils

Uh huh. I see. God is certainly listening to your confession, friend.

after all...only god can judge me...right? i even have that tattoo'd on my body along with several angels on my back

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!! Hit the brakes, pal. Where in the Bible does it say that only God can judge?

[Seth Campbell]

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Aw..... we've certainly been overrun by idiots living in their own fantasy world tonight, haven't we.

It's so easy to be Mr. cool from behind the anonymousness of a computer, isn't it.

[stewie the fool]

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Brag? Because your' a luzer who doesn't have anything going for yourself.

maybe...but at least im capable of spelling loser correctly, and i have a LOT going for myself...probably more so then 90% of the people on this web forum.

hmm, mr levi jones, you show me the original copy of the bible in wich all other bibles were replicated from, and i will gladly have this tattoo removed immediately.

im not one you'd one to be on ones bad side, so try to keep me happy here.

[BelieverInGod]

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maybe...but at least im capable of spelling loser correctly, and i have a LOT going for myself...probably more so then 90% of the people on this web forum.

hmm, mr levi jones, you show me the original copy of the bible in wich all other bibles were replicated from, and i will gladly have this tattoo removed immediately.

im not one you'd one to be on ones bad side, so try to keep me happy here.

Here you go, a PDF of the KJV1611 Bible word by word.

You may want to look at Leviticus 19:28 specifically.

28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any markes vpon you: I am the Lord.

[Levi Jones]

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hmm, mr levi jones, you show me the original copy of the bible in wich all other bibles were replicated from, and i will gladly have this tattoo removed immediately.

Considering the Bible was written over the course of millennia, I would say your argument is substandard.

The ball is back in your court. Where does the Bible say that only God can judge?

im not one you'd one to be on ones bad side, so try to keep me happy here.

[stewie the fool]

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levi, i gladly accept your offer, you may have my IP, congratulations, meet me in canada, for i will gladly meet you and settle this face to face ive made the challange, do you accept it or are you going to go scurry to your bible and read and hide?

and heres a photo for you i guess, since were now playing photo games.




it dosnt need to say, its implied.

where does the bible say to hate niggers? that halloween is "helloween" that women have equal rights?

[Bobby-Joe]

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where does the bible say to hate niggers? ?

So you're such a tard you can't even glance at the stickies titles. No surprise.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696

that halloween is "helloween"

Dear Idiot,
Halloween is a Northern European pagan religious festival. Unsurprisingly, The Bible doesn't talk about how The Celts murdered people in their blood crazed religious practices anymore than it talks about Meso-American human sacrifices.

that women have equal rights?

The Bible says the exact opposite. Go search the forum if you want more.

Can you indulge me on a question Stewie: how do you muster the mental power to keep on breathing? Do your parents have some kind of medical device for when you forget to inhale?

[Levi Jones]

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levi, i gladly accept your offer, you may have my IP, congratulations, meet me in canada, for i will gladly meet you and settle this face to face ive made the challange, do you accept it or are you going to go scurry to your bible and read and hide?

It wasn't a challenge, mongo. It was laughing at your internet tough guy routine. If you ever feel like it, come on down to Freehold register at the main gate. I will come meet you. I'll even take you out for laser tattoo removal once we settle this judgment business.

it dosnt need to say, its implied.

How exactly, is it implied? My Bible clearly says..

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Leviticus 19:17 Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

1 Corinthian 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

where does the bible say to hate niggers?

Sir, I find your racism reprehensible.
No one here hates blacks. We want to save their souls.

that women have equal rights?

Nowhere does the Bible say women have equal rights. You are correct.

[James Dewitt]

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levi, i gladly accept your offer, you may have my IP, congratulations, meet me in canada, for i will gladly meet you and settle this face to face ive made the challange, do you accept it or are you going to go scurry to your bible and read and hide?

and heres a photo for you i guess, since were now playing photo games.




it dosnt need to say, its implied.

where does the bible say to hate niggers? that halloween is "helloween" that women have equal rights?

You are a racist! We do not hate anyone .It is not our fault that Nigras, messicants, rag heads, dot heads, slants, gooks,Kikes and slopes are not the same as we are.
Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
Deuteronomy 7:3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.


Women do not have the same rights as we men do.
Ephesians 5:22-24

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

If you have a problem with it talk to God. We did not write the rules we just live by them. The question that comes to mind is why do you hate Jesus?

[stewie the fool]

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bible thumpin gays! the only time you all get on your knees is to rape the choir boys and alter servers!!!

if you guys are right, then why are there slants in the world, why are there nigs, why are there gooks? if god didnt want them then he wouldnt have created them...no?

how come after thousands of years, we still cant figure out whats after death, if god ever existed, yet we can proove everything BUT religion...

just for you guys, ima masturbate into the pages of a bible, just for you guys!

but heres a treat for you men out there

this website here has some of the questions i would like answered, perhaps you can answer some of these questions for me...

https://www.biblegateway.com

i hope all your children turn to be fags, and i hope to make matters worse, those fag children of yours find interracial boyfriends or girlfriends.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[stewie the fool]

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how do i sign up to become a pastor?

do i have to rape young boys first? or is there like a 1 year probation period before i can do that?

there is no hevean, there is no hell, once your dead, your dead, your body rots in the ground.

and yes i know, i do have a busy schedule, and i will continue to mock and make fun of you guys until you stop editing my posts, and change my name back to what it originally was.

heres science and math at its finest:

5 + 5 = 10 LORD HAVE MERCY!!! MATH WORKS
now show me proof of a heaven, or hell, and that god exists!

and i have no problem burning in hell, infact id probably be the devils right hand man..

ps - I AM YOUR GOD now bow down to me

[Meek and Humble]

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ps - I AM YOUR GOD now bow down to me